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  • tuff-and-fluff-archives
    03.02.2021 - 8 monts ago

    What the fuck is it about TF2 that makes me wanna make my s/i fucked up and evil

    #tbh i half blame ivy cuz i always loved their s/i a lot hehehhe #so I like the idea of my s/i being ''the merchant'' and basically bein the person that runs the upgrade shop in the mann vs machine gamemode #literally only sniper would call her by her real name everyone else just calls her merchant and shes like 😐 #mann co is the only place that will hire her cuz she keeps burning down all her past areas of emplpyment #she wanted to be a singer but she just has too many fines to pay. ya know from all the arson. so mann co is her life now #but mundy makes her life way more enjoyable 🥺💖🥺 #💜: cherries and kiwis #ruby rambles
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  • suntraitor
    06.04.2020 - 1 year ago

    how do y'all pronounce Qi? i say "Cue" but i know a lot of people say "Key".

    #concernedape apparently says kwee anf #that's invalid as fuck disgusting /s #so now i call him kiwi #mister qi #stardew mr qi #stardew valley#stardewvalley #traitor.txt
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  • jamesbuckbarnes17
    26.10.2021 - 9 hours ago
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  • formysol
    24.10.2021 - 2 days ago

    ㅤㅤㅤ      ㅤ 。↷ ✧*̥₊˚‧☆ミ our day!¡ •ଓ.

    hi, sol! time flies so fast and here we are right now celebrating our first monthsary ♡. we may not be able to celebrate it nor greet each other as the time clicks at exactly 00:00, it` s completely fine! my baby deserves to rest she` s been very hardworking these days and so proud of her 💓.

    Bebeeee, batiin mo `ko pagkagising mo ha! chz. I have few (?) may not be a few but lots to say, first is I want to greet you again a happiest first anniversary to us may we be able to celebrate anniversaries <33. These days I know that we`ve been busier than before, we`re not talking a lot than before but I hope you do know that my love for you does not fade easily. I hope you know that I love you everyday. I must say thank you so much for understanding and waiting also whenever I`m away rest assured that I`m going to repay that with my love and sincerity in our relationship. Today, we aren`t able to have our bawi time, sorry! on 25 let`s at least spare some time to celebrate even for a short time our monthsary? Maybe after classes let`s have some movie date I`ll find some good movie to watch.

    Do you remember? It was 14th in August, our first conversation. I didn`t know it will be the end of my dull days. My mornings, afternoons, evenings become brighter and happier because I get to spend them with you. Never expected that talking to you will be euphoric and light. I`m always grumpy in the morning but the thought of you, I started to look forward for sun to rise rather than asking and dreading for another day of existing. I never wanted to say that you feel like home but instead you feel like a place I feel like I`m allowed to be me and the place I`m always longing everytime we`re away.

    You are always welcome to tell me your worries, fears, and doubts don`t hesitate to tell me all of those because you`re not alone anymore. You don`t carry the world on your shoulders alone anymore, you have me. As long as you have me I will make you feel safe to those who are trying to shatter and tore you apart. I will never let them leave a scar onto your soul. This may sound cringey but I mean it. Although there will be a days where the skies are gray and clouded, too hard for us to understand each other, please always remember that it`s just a problem, misunderstandings, it will never be a reason to turn my heart against you. It`s always going to be my love than those misunderstandings. It will always be you than the problem. I will never get tired of loving you but if I did, allow me rest, I`m just tired but my feelings won`t fade.

    Happy kiwi and elai day! I love you so much. Let`s reach our dreams together! Let`s be together in our hard times and struggles, let`s reach the end contented and proudly!

    ↳˳⸙;; ❝ playlist ᵕ̈ ೫˚∗:

    It's an unpredictable life on my own,

    I could be surrounded by many but still feel alone

    That's when you told me that you'd always be there for me

    And I'm always coming back to the one I call home.

    I don't really got time for love

    But I'll make an exception for you

    Without your touch I feel like I'm dying

    But now you're here, I see our fates aligning

    If only a kiss could say just how much I love you

    Then our lips would never part

    I can't describe the feeling you gave

    When you blew me away and I

    Carry that every day

    My sunshine and my moon.

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  • fingersnthumbsbaby
    20.10.2021 - 6 days ago

    New York - Chapter 26

    This is a combination of something that’s been brewing for a few weeks now, and a revisiting/revision of something that already exists. I hope you like it. x

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    “Ohemgee, S! This is - you’re the best sister in the world!” Abby, Logan’s sixteen year old sister, screams in my ear as the lights come back on after Harry goes off stage before the encore. Her face is glowing, the brown eyes that are so like her brother’s sparkling as she bounces up and down. 

    Sister. That one little word makes my night the way the concert tickets that I’d surprised her with last night made hers. Abby has been a part of my life since Logan and I first started dating when she was four years old and she really is like a little sister to me. I’d been so worried that I’d lose her in the breakup but she didn’t even blink. 

    She’d had tickets to both of Harry’s Toronto shows and had called me in floods of tears a few months ago when the Canadian leg of the tour was cancelled. As a consolation, I’d invited her to come visit me in New York that week and conveniently, Harry had added two shows at the Garden during her trip. I’d paid way too much money for resale VIP access pit tickets but the smile on her face makes it completely worth it.

    “Did you see how much time he spent like, right in front of us? Carli’s gonna die when I tell her. And he was like, totally vibing you!” Abby smirks at me. “What’s your boyfriend gonna think about Harry Styles flirting with you?” Abby knows from Logan that I’m dating someone but he wasn’t inclined to tell her who because, as he put it, he ‘enjoys having his hearing’ so I’d told her myself around the time the paps had outed us last year.

    I laugh and shake my head. “You nut. He was not flirting. He’s a performer - he was like that with everyone tonight. And every night, at every concert.” Or party. You met him ONCE, over two years ago. And you were wearing a costume. We had spent a while chatting at that Halloween party, and he had drunkenly insisted that I put my number in his phone and then promptly texted me ‘Hi! :)’ and that was the first and only text exchange between us.

    There’s no way, Spence.

    She has a point though. Harry had done a double take and even flubbed a lyric when he’d first pranced over to our side of the stage and looked down. After that, it seemed like he had spent an inordinate amount of the show directly in front of us, coming back over and over.

    “He was totally flirting,” the girl behind us helpfully chimes in. 

    “Riiight?!” Abby exclaims, tuning around to rhapsodize with her new co-conspirator about the glories of Harry Styles. I roll my eyes good naturedly and pull my buzzing phone out of my back pocket.

    H: Hi, Spencer.It’s Harry. I didn’t know you’d be here - would you like to come back after the show and say hi? 

    Holy shit, he did recognize me.

    Me:That's so sweet but my little sister is with me

    H: That’s okay. Bring her, too - I’ll send someone.

    The lights dim and the crowd of girls around me screams, startling me back to the moment. 

    Two songs into the encore, when Harry is on the far end of his walkway and everyone’s attention is focused on him, a young man in a blue blazer walks up to me on the other side of the barrier. 

    “Spencer?” he asks. I nod and he continues, leaning in to be heard over the crowd. “I’m Alex. Stay here after the lights come back on. I’ll wait until the crowd thins a little bit and then I’ll come back to escort you and your guest backstage.” He fades back into the background before anyone even notices him.

    The crowd loses its mind as Harry’s band starts playing the intro to Kiwi. Abby grabs my hands, screaming and bouncing up and down. She’s seen him do this live before during his 2018 tour with all her friends, but not this close to the stage. Harry dances his way across the stage toward us as he nears the middle of the song, arms flailing as he spins and struts. I’m looking up at him and screaming back the lyrics like a teenager myself when something wet hits the side of my face and completely drenches Harry. A group of girls who’ve been rowdy since before the show even began are throwing water at him, completely unconcerned with any collateral damage. The impromptu shower makes his sheer black blouse even more transparent and causes the butterfly on his stomach to really pop. 

    My first thought is goddamn, followed quickly by get it together, you have a boyfriend, followed by shit, he looks pissed. Harry doesn’t miss a beat though, carrying on dancing and keeping eye contact with me as he runs his free hand down his torso, grazing it lightly across his groin. He grins and winks quickly before moving back to the other side of the stage. I huff out a small laugh that’s equal parts amusement and something else - something that makes my stomach flutter - that I choose to ignore. Beside me, Abby is practically hyperventilating. 

    Finishing up the chorus, Harry places the mic back on the stand and stalks deliberately over to where his water bottles are. Almost immediately he heads back in our direction, carrying one of the bottles that he’s been drinking from all night. Walking with purpose in the direction of the water throwing girls, he unscrews the lid and takes a sip. He glances casually down at them, biting his lower lip. His eyes are dark and unreadable.

    “Fucking, Larries,” Abby mutters under her breath and I turn my face away from the stage to look at her. She’s never said fuck in front of me. And what’s a Larrie? Before I can ask or respond, she gasps, “No fucking way!” and I look up to see Harry directly above us. With an evil smirk, he flips his wrist, swinging his arm out in front of him. Like a golf swing, he puts his whole body into it. And completely soaks everyone in the first few rows, with Abby and I taking the brunt of it. He tosses the now empty bottle up and behind him with a little “Whoo!” and then dances his perfect ass away and off stage as the song ends.

    Perfect ass? He just nearly drowned you and his ass is where your mind goes?

    The house lights come back on. “That audacious little shit! What the - why on earth…” I sputter. Wiping the water that’s still dripping from my hairline and down my face, I turn to Abby to ask what the hell just happened. 

    Abby is staring at me, open mouthed, hand on her mascara-and-glitter streaked cheek. The left side of her hair is flattened against her scalp. She looks absolutely shell shocked. And completely over the moon thrilled. The hand holding her cell phone is shaking.

    “You okay over there?” I laugh and push my similarly matted hair back out of my face. I can feel water still dripping down the back of my neck.

    She opens her mouth and closes it a few times before words come out. “He...water. At us. At you.”

    I can feel my face going red, but try to keep my tone chill. “Nah, we were just in the right spot. Or the wrong spot, I’m not sure. What was that about - all the water throwing?”

    Abs launches into a long explanation that leaves me shaking my head. “Kids these days, man,” I grumble, sounding like the old person that I’ve apparently become. Even though a tiny part of me is also buzzing because I know in my bones that she was right. Harry did throw that deliberately on me. 

    Why, though? 

    “Spencer?” Alex is back. “If you ladies want to come with me, I’ll take you back now.” He lifts up on a section of the barrier, sliding it open so that we can squeeze through.

    “Okay, great. Thanks.” Abby doesn’t move, so I take her hand in mine, and pull her along behind me. I wouldn’t have thought it was possible for her to look more stunned than she did after the water fiasco, but this does it. She trails along in speechless silence as Alex leads us along the stage and through the black drapes that separate the public area from the backstage section of the arena.

    People are scurrying around, loading things into crates and wrapping up cords. Alex walks around the perimeter of the organized chaos, throwing back a casual, “Careful” when a stage hand almost bumps into us.

    We come to a stop in front of a partially open door and I can see Harry reflected in a mirror, his Adam’s apple bobbing as he takes a long chug from a bottle of beer, a white towel slung casually around his neck. Our eyes meet in the mirror and he swivels around as Alex knocks.

    “Thanks, mate,” Harry says to Alex with a nod. “‘Preciate it.” He quickly walks toward us, the beer bottle held causally between two fingers. “S, good to see you again!” He wraps his free arm around me and drops a kiss on my cheek. Pulling back, he drags the towel off and holds it out to me. “Looking a little...damp.” He almost pulls off the deadpan, only the tiniest twitch at the corner of his mouth giving him away.

    “Yeah, some arrogant son of a bitch spilled his drink on me,” I respond dryly as I take the proffered towel. 

    “Hmmm. Guess we really gotta start keeping a better eye on who they let into these things,” Harry replies. Turning to Abby he holds out his hand. “You must be the little sister. ‘M Harry. Thanks for comin’ tonight.”

    *

    His tongue is cold from the ice in his rocks glass and sweet, like citrus. His hands cup my jaw with more pressure than I’m used to. He’s tentative at first, breath shallow in his chest. My heart is pumping, too. This wasn’t what I’d had in mind at the beginning of the night, but here we are.

    It wasn’t planned, but if I’m being honest with myself, I’m not really totally surprised that we’ve ended up here. In a way, the entire night had been leading up to this. We’d been out at a birthday party, laughing and drinking, dancing the night away at the rooftop bar, enjoying the beautiful weather. And flirting. There had definitely been flirting. Each delve of his tongue into my mouth is pulling me further down the rabbit hole.

    And I’d be lying if I said I’d never thought of Harry that way.

    The familiar scratch of Ed’s wiry beard as he kisses down my shoulder blades snaps me out of my reverie. Holy shit. This is actually happening. I reach back a hand, running my fingers idly through his cinnamon curls, getting lost in Harry’s kiss again.

    Fingers on my chin are pulling my face back, breaking the kiss. Ed’s mouth crashes into mine; desperate, almost as though he’s staking claim to me, reassuring himself.

    I pull back. “Teddy. Hey…nothing happens unless you’re okay with it. We can stop right here.” I’d known he’d be… territorial. It was part of the allure for me, if I’m being honest. But I hadn’t expected it before things really got going.

    “Absolutely, mate. Your girl, your rules,” Harry chimes in. “If you’re not into it…”

    “No, it’s not that. I’m - I’m into this. I’ve just never… ” Ed looks down at my hand in his and then back up, blushing a little. “…two dudes. But it’s… it’s kind of hot, innit?” His free hand cups my jaw, pulling my face back to his as his lips ghost across mine before turning me back to Harry.

    Ed’s hands are on my ass, pushing me up off the sofa and into Harry’s lap. “Go on then, love, give him a proper snog.” He sounds more relaxed now. Harry doesn’t skip a beat, immediately pulling me more firmly onto his lap so that I’m straddling his thigh, bare but for a pair of black cotton boxers - not unlike the ones Ed wears.

    Harry’s hand grazes my jaw once again. Those emerald eyes sear into my face, his raspberry lips pouty and flushed.

    I gasp as he pushes his thigh snugly between mine, his hands pulling down on my hips. They instantly start to roll in time with his kiss. Each pass of his tongue in my mouth leaves my core grinding down over the black ink on his bare thigh.

    A peek through fluttery lashes exposes Ed next to me on the sofa, still in his boxers as well, his rainbow colored torso a striking contrast against the dark grey sofa and Harry’s black and white ink, one hand stroking his visibly hard cock through the thin fabric.

    My heart is beating in my throat, every nerve in my body firing at once. This is so… taboo - nearly naked in another man’s lap, a foreign tongue in my mouth, the unmistakable dampening of my panties while my boyfriend watches, touching himself.

    There’s a tightness in my chest that forces me to break your kiss.

    “Tha’ feel good, sweetheart?” Harry drawls in my ear, hands still anchored firmly on my hips. The truth is, I’m not sure how to answer. It feels bad… but in the very best way.

    I crane my neck to see Ed, and his lips are on mine before I even see it coming, really. His possessive kiss emboldens me to take what I want from both of them, moaning openly into my boyfriend’s mouth while I rock faster over Harry’s muscular thigh.

    “Come for us, darlin’,” Harry whispers against my cheek as Ed continues his assault on my mouth.

    I couldn’t defy him if I wanted to. My fingers bite into the flesh at the back of Harry’s neck, my back arches and I climax with his words still ringing in my ear. Come for us.

    “Fuck, baby, you are so sexy,” Ed growls, pulling me back onto his lap while Harry shifts down to the carpeted floor. “That was just the beginning, love,” he whispers, pushing the band of my lace panties down my hips.

    Harry takes hold of my panties as if in a relay hand-off, pulling them down my legs and tossing them away. Ed situates me better onto his lap, his erection pressing into my ass as he spreads my legs apart.

    Harry kneels in front of me, eyes locked on the feast between my legs, fingers just idly dancing up and down my calves. Ed’s rough hands caress my body, all the way down to my core and open me up, exposing my sweet pink flesh to his friend. Harry’s tongue darts out, unconsciously licking his lips - he’s dying to taste me - as he slowly lowers his head.

    I’m holding my breath, desperately waiting, the anticipation of feeling his mouth on me almost too much to bear. His curls tickle the insides of my thighs and my hands are shaking; I can feel his hot breath ghosting against my pussy.

    Harry pauses, glancing up at me, at Ed, looking for…reassurance? “Okay?” he asks and I nod, leaning back into Ed’s solid, tattooed chest.

    “Go on, mate,” Ed encourages, “I can see from here how wet she is for you.”

    That’s all Harry needs to hear. He lowers that beautiful mouth to my velvety folds, slowly at first, just softly nestling his tongue in, getting his first taste. The small sound of pleasure that he makes with that first taste sends goosebumps rushing all over my body.

    “Delicious, isn’t she?” I can hear the smirk in Ed’s voice and just know that he’s getting off on how much Harry is enjoying eating me, knowing that I’m his and that this is happening because he’s allowing it. He loves knowing that Harry wants me and can only have me because he’s letting him. Ed’s competitive streak is not new to me, but it’s never been quite such a turn on before.

    It dimly crosses my mind that I should probably be offended by this chauvinistic gamesmanship, but then Harry’s tongue brushes over my clit at the same moment that Ed’s hands find my breasts and I forget how to think.

    “Love being able to watch your face while your pretty little cunt gets licked,” Ed rumbles in my ear as his fingers massage my nipples, tugging just enough to hurt in the very best way.

    When Harry really gets going, it’s - wow. My body writhes and I try to stifle my moans, not wanting Ed to know exactly how fucking phenomenal it feels to have another man’s mouth on me. But Ed sees my brows furrow, the way I’m biting my own lip. He hears my quick, sharp intake of breath. He knows. And he’s getting off on it.

    If the raging erection pressing into my ass wasn’t enough of a tip-off,  Ed is whispering soft words of encouragement in my ear, asking me to tell Harry how good it feels. Telling me to run my fingers through his hair. “Jus’ like you do for me, baby… use him. Fuck his mouth like I know you’re dyin’ to.”

    And so I do. I let my fingers tangle in Harry’s curls, pulling his face in closer to me, letting my hips buck up freely into his mouth, not holding back anymore. My little whimpers turn into long, drawn out moans because of the things Harry’s mouth is doing to me, the indescribable way he’s making me feel. Ed is fantastic at going down on me, but Harry… Harry’s mouth was made for this.

    And then it dawns on me that Harry is responding with fervor to the way the moans are rolling out of my mouth, the way my hips tilt up to his face, the grip my fingers have on his hair. “H-harry!” I cry out, only egging him on more. It’s then that he fills me, just with a single finger at first, but it’s deep - all the way down to the cold steel of his rings. The more I moan and buck, the faster he fucks me with both his hand and his mouth.

    Ed’s encouraging me. “That’s it, baby. Scream louder for us…let him know how he’s doin’.” He’s also encouraging Harry. “Sounds like you’re doing right by her, mate. Put another finger in…yeah. Curl them a little, she likes that.” And when I let out a little scream and my hips fly off the bed, “Making my girl feel so good, Haz.”

    He almost seems to respond to Ed’s praise with more fervor. His expert mouth works me over in long, strong licks - his fingers filling me fast and deep, increasing in intensity with each hushed instruction that falls from Ed’s mouth. It isn’t long before I feel my control slipping, my abdomen tightening  - “You’re–you’re going to make me come!” I cry as my thighs quiver around Harry.

    “Jesus, that’s hot.” Ed growls as I come the fuck undone all over Harry’s mouth. Harry stays with me as I ride out my orgasm. Only once I level out does he come off me. “Did so good fo’ me, love. Thank you.”

    The room falls quiet, but for my soft whimpers and the heaving of my chest as I try to catch my breath.

    Harry looks up to Ed, his face still nuzzled between my legs. “D’you want to taste your girl on me, mate?” He asks, swallowing nervously.

    Ed’s eyes widen, hesitating for just a fraction of a second before he reaches for Harry. It’s familiar, the way Ed’s fingers splay out across Harry’s jaw - it’s the same way he cups my jaw. I watch Ed’s calloused thumb come to rest over top of Harry’s dimple before he rolls his tongue into that pouty mouth, eager to lap up any traces of me that remain.

    Their lips break apart with a soft smacking sound. Harry’s eyes follow my subtle movement, noticing how my fingers have crept down to my pussy. “Think you’d better fuck her now, Ed - she’s a thirsty little thing.”

    *

    I wake up with a start, struggling to sit up because of the sheets tangled around my naked body. 

    Ed’s hand lands softly on my lower back, rubbing lightly up and down. “‘right, darlin’?” The words are thick with sleep, his eyes not quite open.

    Glancing around the semi-dark room, I exhale the breath that I hadn’t realized I’d been holding. “Yeah, good. Go back to sleep, was just a...dream.”

    What the fuck was that?!

    #ed sheeran fan fic #new york #ed and spence #and harry#original writing#chapter 26
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  • kcshaku
    18.10.2021 - 1 week ago

    things I like my rp partners to know.

    I like to be called: jester or jess, whichever you prefer c:

    one thing you should know about me: I like to yell at you about our muses relationships but I’m a shy kiwi so I don’t do it as much as I want to. But trust me, if we write together, I’m fangirling real hard about your muse(s) and their relationships, no matter what it is.

    one thing you should know about rping with my character(s): Dyuu’s a nice guy... until you push him too far and I never know where that threshold lies tbh. LOL But he’s generally really patient and has a good heart (depending on the verse).

    first language: le french

    age range: under 13 |  14–17 | 18–22 | 23–25 | 26–29 | 30+ | 40+ | 70+ OLD OWL HERE

    am I okay with nsfw?: yes | no | some nsfw -- I love writing smut GIMME

    my favorite/most common thing to rp is: angst | fluff | smut | crack | action | plots | AUs | violence | darker themes listen I like it all just throw it at me I’ll love you forever.

    original character rp friendly?: yes | no YES YES YES. I love OC’s sm! GIVE ME. ALL. YOUR. OC’S.

    rp blog: does contain ooc posts | doesn’t contain ooc posts | occasionally contains ooc

    tagged by stolen from: @fasciinating​ ( hai ily ) tagging: leaving this open so take it if you wanna! Please tag me so I can read if you do! :D

    #⌜ ♠️ ⌟  mun things ⟶ ❝ a wild jester appears ❞ #[ well it IS munday owo ]
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  • theuncannybalth
    18.10.2021 - 1 week ago
    #good question anon! #dwh mit 30 #sprotte#torte#dwh #die wilden hühner #my posts
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  • mariapilarstudio
    18.10.2021 - 1 week ago

    Correlation between NZ Covid-19 Lockdowns and Pet Adoption Rates

    Centre, S. A. (2020, September 22). Covid-19 coronavirus: Over 800 animals adopted after SPCA plea for help. NZ Herald. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/covid-19-coronavirus-over-800-animals-adopted-after-spca-plea-for-help/F7YF7P7KREXGWJ3JOVUHYZDO5I/

    Takeaway:

    There is a correlation between Covid-19 Lockdowns and pet adoption rates, which is important to contextualise my campaign - as people are staying at home for extended periods of time and becoming interested in a furry companion, Rescue Special can urge NZers to remember the hundreds of dogs in shelters, rather than buy from breeders.

    SPCA CEO Andrea Midgen said it was the perfect time for animal lovers to adopt a furry friend.
    "Now is an ideal time to adopt, as many families will be spending time at home.
    "That means lots of quality time to spend with your new furry family member. Kiwis who adopt an animal give them a second chance and a loving home for life."
    And New Zealanders responded to the call in droves, with 828 animals adopted in the only a few days.
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  • jamesbuckbarnes17
    18.10.2021 - 1 week ago
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    12.10.2021 - 2 weeks ago
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  • halolalassurveys
    06.10.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    00935

    survey by pichu4850

    What color do you think of when I say… Anger? Red.

    Confusion? The whole rainbow.

    Inspiration? Orange.

    Shy? Light green.

    Agony? Dark grey.

    Sleep? Navy blue.

    Chipper? Yellow.

    Beautiful? Magenta.

    Morning? All pastel colours.

    Would you rather be named… Andrea or Aimee? Emily or Erica? Kelsey or Casey? Madeleine or Marina? Alec or Aaron? Ryan or Ross? Dylan or Daniel? Jack or Jordan? Gabriel or Gavin? (funny thing, I don’t really like the name Gabriel, but I love the female variant Gabriella. No idea how to explain it :D)

    How often do you… Brush your teeth? Twice a day.

    Eat breakfast? Every morning.

    Check your email? Every day, mostly for work and school.

    Go to the mall? Anytime in Poland.

    Go to the beach? Every summer, sometimes also at winter when my friends go fishing.

    Play card games? Never.

    Have at least 20 minute phone calls? Do videochats count? Then every week with my parents.

    Paint your nails? Never, I do acrylic nails.

    Wish you were happier? Never, I’m always happy.

    Did you ever want to be… A veterinarian?

    An astronaut?

    An artist?

    A school teacher?

    A housewife?

    A firefighter?

    A princess?

    A lawyer?

    A doctor?

    Would you consider yourself… Materialistic?

    Pessimistic?

    Avoidant?

    Sarcastic?

    Talkative?

    Strange?

    Intelligent?

    Lucky?

    In the next twenty-four hours, will you… Talk to someone you care about?

    Go to work?

    Go to school? (not until next week)

    Be in a different city?

    Read a book?

    Watch a movie?

    Go to a dentist/orthodontist appointment?

    Do your laundry?

    True or False: Family… I have two brothers or more. My mom lives with me. My grandparent(s) live with me. I have half-siblings. I am the oldest in my family. I am an only child. I have 15 cousins I can name off the top of my head. The nearest Aunt or Uncle lives less than an hour away from me.

    True or False: Food… I am allergic to chocolate. I like vegetables more than fruit. I have tried pizza dipped in ranch sauce. I’ve never eaten kiwi fruit. I love junk food. I love to try new food. Ketchup goes best with fries (chips). (hehehe I’m half Belgian, mayo/frietsaus or nothing XD) I don’t like ketchup and barely put it on anything. I like fried rice. I haven’t met an Asian who doesn’t like fried rice. I can prepare dinner for myself (using a stove or oven). I hate sushi.

    How many… Pairs of shoes do you have? 50+ for sure.

    Songs do you have on your music player? Do ytou think I’m gonna count them all? There’s a lot and also a lot more to come :D

    Hours of sleep did you get last night? Eight, for once.

    Times have you had alcohol? Who counts that, first time I ‘ve tried alcohol was at the age of 3 XD I don’t make notes on that.

    Books have you read/started reading in the past month? Three, all of them still unfinished :(

    Windows in your house/apartment are open? None, it’s bloody October.

    Pets do you have? One.

    Kids do you have/want to have? Zero.

    Minutes does it take to get from your home to school or work? By bike, you mean? 5 minutes to school and 10 minutes to work. I’m lucky to have everything within 5 km range.

    Have you ever… Spilled a cup of grape juice on the carpet?

    Played spin the bottle?

    Played Twister?

    Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to be doing?

    Walked out of a movie because it was horrible?

    Given the finger to someone on the street?

    Been so sad/angry that you started laughing?

    Been in a wedding?

    Been in a situation where you almost died?

    Misc… Are you stressing out about anything right now? Not at all. I found thatt school relaxes me, and it helped me put all my troubles away for now.

    Do you think before acting or act before thinking? Depends on the situation. When it comes to the speaking alone, I speak faster than I think. When it comes to doing other things, I always consider all the pros and cons before taking an action.

    Do you act upon your emotions and instinct, or logic and reasoning? Hehe tjhat one is a twist XD first I panic, then I cool down and start using logic.

    What are some personality traits you find appealing in a potential partner? Being genuine, down to earth, honest and supportive.

    How have you changed as a person in the last 5 years? I think I’ve grown up emotionally.

    If you could do anything you wanted right this moment, what would it be? Travel and many planners.

    Is there anyone you can totally relax and be yourself around? Yeah, a few people. But I’m myself all the time and I don’t care what people think.

    Did you ever wanted to say something to someone, didn’t, and regretted it? Nope, rather the other way around.

    Are you scared about the future? Nope.

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  • marketinsightsblog
    06.10.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Shoe Care Market Study by Price, Revenue and Gross Margin Analysis by 2025

    The global Shoe Care Market is estimated to reach USD 6.0 billion, by 2025, and is projected to grow at a CAGR of 3.9% from 2019 to 2025, according to a new report by Million Insights. The growing demand of premium footwear such as Blucher, and Oxford shoes among consumers is expected to propel the demand of cleaners, and polishes. The rise in the corporate development, infrastructure is expected to surge the market growth especially in countries such as China, India, and Vietnam.

    The cleaning shoe products such as deodorizers, and soaps is anticipated to have market share over 29.0% by the end of 2025 in the overall market. Shoe deodorizer is expected to have significant growth in the next few years. In 2018, Panasonic Corporation has introduced deodorizer called MS-DS100. The deodorizer helps in eliminating odor from the footwear. This deodorizer is also controlled using mobile battery.

    Request a Sample Copy of Shoe Care Market Report @ https://www.millioninsights.com/industry-reports/global-shoe-care-market/request-sample

    The growing corporate infrastructure and educational sector particularly in countries like India, and China is projected to provide potential growth opportunities to the market. In addition, the rising awareness among consumers regarding fitness and health benefits is anticipated to increase the demand of sports, and formal footwear category. Owing to these factors, the demand of sneaker products is expected to rise over the next few years.

    Furthermore, the rise in the working women population across the world, especially in Asia Pacific region is projected to proliferate growth of the shoe care market. Leading brands such as Kiwi has launched footwear specifically to cater women services.

    Some of the key players in the market include, Vermont, Caleres Inc., S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc., Salamander, Payless ShoeSource Inc., and others. These companies strategically focus on partnering with other to expand their product portfolio and business across the world.

    Further key findings from the report suggest:

    • North America is anticipated to account for over USD 2.0 billion in the 2025.

    • In 2018, Asia Pacific attribute to the market value of over USD 990 million in the overall market.

    • Based on the distribution channel, online segment is anticipated to grow at a significant CAGR rate of 5.9% over the forecast period.

    • In 2018, polish contributed for over 60.0% share in the global shoe care market. The segment is expected to continue its dominance over next few years.

    • In 2018, formal application accounted for market share of 53.1% in the overall market.

    Access Shoe Care Market Report with TOC @ https://www.millioninsights.com/industry-reports/global-shoe-care-market

    Shoe Care Regional Outlook (Revenue, USD Million, 2015 - 2025)

       • North America

           • U.S.

       • Europe

           • Germany

           • U.K.

       • Asia Pacific

           • China

           • India

       • Central & South America

           • Brazil

       • Middle East & Africa

           • South Africa

    #Shoe Care Market #Consumer Goods
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  • frenchbreads-writing
    05.10.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    #frenchbread's writing #todoroki enji x male reader #todoroki enji x reader #todoroki enji #endeavor x male reader #endeavor x reader #endeavor #enji todoroki x male reader #enji todoroki x reader #enji todoroki #enji x male reader #enji x reader #enji #x male reader #bnha x male reader #bnha x reader #bnha #mha x male reader #mha x reader #mha
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  • eyesinureyes
    04.10.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    $HEMP

    MY HELLO MOBILE:

    NewMediaWire --Hemp, Inc.King of Hemp

    Las Vegas, NV, Oct. 04, 2021 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- via (OTC PINK: HEMP), an established leader in the industrial hemp market, announces that you can now buy ® products at Hollywood Shell and Convenience Store in Hollywood, Florida.

    King of HempHollywood Shell and Convenience Store, owned by Frad Jaferi, located in the heart of Hollywood, Florida, was acquired by Frad in 2016. In 2018 after the farm bill was passed, hemp products became legal in all 50 states; he entered into the hemp market after seeing the benefits and potential in the various hemp products. After entering the CBD and CBG market, Frad now sells products from hemp flower, ®, CBD pre-rolls, CBD fortified pre-rolls, CBG pre-rolls and Hemp Wraps.

    Hollywood Shell and Convenience store has become a leading source of hemp products and has become one of the leaders in Hollywood and surrounding areas in the hemp and CBD products, establishing a loyal customer base who are looking to relieve chronic and sometimes debilitating symptoms in the many benefits offered by the various hemp products sold in the store.

    King of HempKing of HempKing of HempCustomers are impressed with the quality of the ® organic grown hemp so much so that the store sold out of all their King of Hemp pre-rolls in less than two months of taking on the line. All ® pre-rolls are made from the highest quality Bubba Kush hemp flower. ® grows, processes and manufacturers its products going from seed to sale in all of their pre-roll products.

    King of HempHollywood Shell and Convenience store is located at 815 N. Federal Highway in Hollywood, Florida and is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year including all holidays. All products have a satisfaction guarantee and with all ® Certificates of Analysis (COA) on site showing the high quality and total amount of CBD and/or CBG in each product.

    Hollywood Shell and Convenience store can be reached at 954-251-1647.

    King of HempKing of Hemp® products include Caviar, Diamonds, Pre-Rolls, Fortified Pre-Rolls and high-CBG Pre-Rolls under the Midnight Express moniker. Full product information and laboratory analysis for every ® product is accessible online as well as in USA Grocery stores.

    Bruce PerlowinHemp, Inc.King of Hemp“King of Pot, the Movie”“Farming Hemp for Profit”“Could Hemp Save the Planet?”According to , Hemp, Inc.’s Chief Visionary Consultant (CVC), “Our number one goal has been to produce top-of-the-line CBD and CBG smokable products and significantly increase Hemp Inc.’s distribution revenue through established retail stores such as Hollywood Shell and Convenience in Hollywood, FL. has developed CBD consumption options that fit consumer lifestyles and deliver unparalleled results for all customers in the CBD market. We’ve done just that with the® line.” Check out a few videos by Bruce Perlowin and Hemp Inc: and and

    King of Hemp® Tinctures are currently sold out, but new-formulation tinctures will be available at the King of Hemp® online store and at retail locations very soon.

    King of HemphereFruit RingsSour Bears® Gummies are now in stock at Hollywood Shell and Convenience and online. These CBD edibles come in a variety of flavors and potencies of 25 gm, 20 gm and 10 gm. Flavors include blue raspberry, kiwi, strawberry, pineapple, guava, tropical, apple, citrus, berry tang and more. CBD (20 gm and 10 gm) are available in apple, peach and watermelon. King of Hemp® in assorted flavors (10 gm) are in stock, too.

    King of Hemp® Caviar (previously called Moon Rocks) offers high CBD potency and a rich taste. The Caviar is made from high-quality Bubba Kush hemp flower, coated in a THC-free distillate, and then rolled in CBG-rich kief. While Caviar can be smoked in a pipe or vaped, it should not be rolled into a cigarette.

    King of Hemp® Diamonds contain over 95% CBD and are derived from terpene-infused THC-free distillate. Diamonds are consumed by dabbing.

    King of HempThe robustly flavored ® Pre-Rolls are made from organic, pesticide-free Bubba Kush hemp wrapped in RAW Natural Rolling Paper. The unique wrapper is made from 100% plants with no added chalk or dyes. Pre-Rolls are sold online as singles and in a six-pack.

    King of HempFortified Pre-Rolls utilize the ® Pre-Roll and cover it with a high-CBD distillate and help kief. These highly potent, flavorful pre-rolls are recommended for experienced smokers.

    Midnight ExpressHemp, IncKing of HempMidnight Express, a high CBG Pre-Roll, is made from premium hemp flowers, named in honor of the 1977 book by Billy Hayes ‘’, which was also an award-winning feature film, written by Oliver Stone. . uses a proprietary process for its Pre-Rolls, which includes blending the best flower from numerous hemp crops. ® Pre-Rolls offer smokers a unique, consistent profile every time.

    shippingKing of HempHemp, Inc. began its ® product line to stores across the country in late 2020.

    WHAT IS HEMP, INC.?

    Hemp, IncWhat is .? With a deep-rooted social and environmental mission at its core, Hemp, Inc. seeks to build a business constituency for the American small hemp farmer, the American veteran, and other groups experiencing the ever-increasing disparity between tapering income and soaring expenses. The Company is on a mission to be a powerful engine for social change and economic revival, worldwide, by providing hemp products that are eco-friendly, sustainable, and healthy. Hemp, Inc. executives believe there can be tangible benefits reaped from adhering to a corporate social responsibility plan.

    Hemp, Inc. investorsmissionKing of Hemp®King of HempCBD and CBG productscan further support the company’s by making the product purchases—a win/win scenario, because it generates revenue for the company and the® offers only the highest quality.

    Hemp, IncKing of HempHemp IncKingOfHemp.com

    Jim Hancock, newly announced President of., stated, “Now is the time for all shareholders that live in the area to go to the store and purchase® products for their own benefit and to support their investment in . If you do not live in the area, go to the website and order products so you can enjoy the benefits high-quality hemp brings.”

    FORWARD-LOOKING DISCLAIMER AND DISCLOSURES

    www.hempinc.com/hemp-financial-disclosures/This press release may contain certain forward-looking statements and information, as defined within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 and is subject to the Safe Harbor created by those sections. The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) requires issuers to provide “adequate current information” and Hemp, Inc. does… using the SEC’s Alternative Reporting Standard to publicly report its quarterly and yearly financials. All current information can be found on. This material contains statements about expected future events and/or financial results that are forward-looking in nature and subject to risks and uncertainties. Such forward-looking statements by definition involve risks, uncertainties.

    Contact:

    Hemp, Inc.

    855-436-7688

    ir@hempinc.com

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  • vipraes
    03.10.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗨𝗡 . . .

    𝟎𝟏. 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐒 / 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄  :  Lua 𝟎𝟐.𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘  :   October 21st 𝟎𝟑. 𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂  𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍  :  Libra (Western), Tiger (Eastern). 𝟎𝟒. 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓  :  5′3″ (163cm) 𝟎𝟓. 𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒  :  writing, singing, writing songs, drawing, learning languages, reading 𝟎𝟔. 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐑  :  yellow, red, purple, white, black... 𝟎𝟕. 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 :  I don't think I have one, there are a few I always return to like The Hobbit, Percy Jackson but nothing I would call my favourite. 𝟎8. 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃 :  I have the tastebuds of a picky toddler, so basically chicken nuggest and fries, but honestly, I don't think I can pick a favourite dish, I can pick a favourite fruit???? and that's Kiwi. 𝟎𝟗. 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌 / 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 :  Us ( because halloween season is upon us ) 𝟏𝟎. 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍  :  So, I don't really know where my inspiration came from  ;  I mean, I have always been interested in eastern cultures, more specifically chinese culture, and so with Orochimaru I found an opportunity to learn more about it and explore the part that really draws me in which are the traditions and myths of one of the most ancient civilizations in the world. I opted on making Orochimaru chinese because of the canon implication that he isn't from the Fire Country, the implication that he "doesn't fit in", so I tied that up with a bit of historical context ( the animosity between china and japan ), I also thing the heavy cultural background that china possess resonates very deeply with Orochimaru and his adaptability as well as almost ancient aura he exudes. So that's....those are my inspirations???? 𝟏𝟏. 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐑𝐋  :  vipraes is a play on the latin word for 'viper' which is vipera, I just switched some letters around and added an s, I'm not super creative when it comes to urls.

    Tagged : @divineslcyer​ (thank you <3)

    #❛     .     影與蛇之王     .     show me your cards    .     replied    . #❛     .     影與蛇之王     .     the song of the moon    .     ooc    . #(  what do we learn from this???? i know nothing about myself ajksda ) #( but thanks for tagging me in this <3 )
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  • radramblog
    28.09.2021 - 4 weeks ago

    Album Discussion- Nonagon Infinity

    Last week I said I was going to do the next album discussion on something I unequivocally liked. This might have been a comment made in haste, seeing as I know gushing isn’t the easiest thing in the world for me, but I’m going to commit to that.

    When I was looking through albums I’m super in to, I kept finding ones where it was like…oh I’d want to go through all of that artist’s work. Despite the fact that I absolutely will not be able to do that in a reasonable time frame. But when I came across King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard again, I realised that this was the one group that there was absolutely no way I could cover all the material. If only because by the time I finished they’d have three more albums out.

    Thus, we’re going to talk about their incredible 2016 album, Nonagon Infinity.  The album’s title refers to its nature, as it’s a 9-track album in which every single song flows into each other- and the final track leads back into the first. Thus, the songs are like a nonagon…that goes infinitely…

    …look it’s a banger, okay?

    The first track, Robot Stop, opens with the album title. It opens the door. Wait for the answer that opens the door. Et cetera.

    YEEWWWWWWWW

    Robot Stop was the first King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard song I ever listened to. And it’s a hell of an opening statement, especially considering I was almost entirely unfamiliar with psychedelic rock in general. This track is fuzzier than a kiwi and about twice as confusing on first listen- there’s so much going on here. The vocals are a word salad, there’s like a dozen guitar lines and drum bits (this is a good time to mention that the band has two drummers), there’s like a harmonica or something blaring in the background…if you’re an ADHD person like me, then trust me- this is going to hold your attention. It is kind of impressive how, even with the conceit of the album, that they were able to make a track that works so well as an opener. Even as the track gets to some of its later points and calms down a bit, there’s still a bunch of playing around with different melodies and beats. It’s an excellent setter for the album as a whole, basically, because this doesn’t stop having things happen.

    At a point that might be imperceptible to first-time listeners or those not paying super close attention, we shift into track number 2: Big Fig Wasp. You may notice that the riff that opens the song was in fact present as part of Robot Stop- this is something about the album’s theme that I didn’t mention in the intro- songs will share or borrow melodies or sometimes entire sections from other tracks on the album, making the whole feel even more cohesive and fluid. Indeed, Big Fig Wasp repeats an entire chunk of Robot Stop wholesale later on in the song. This does, however, have the issue where some of the tracks end up being hard to talk about individually, and in some cases, hard to appreciate individually. What I’m basically saying is that, as much as I like Big Fig Wasp, it’s kind of just Robot Stop Part Two. It has a similar energy and tempo, and is built around a very similar riff, structure, and sound. If you like Robot Stop, you’ll probably like Big Fig Wasp! But I can’t imagine preferring this of the two, if only because it’s the one you hear second.

    Gamma Knife, on the other hand, has a very distinct transition into what could arguably be called a more standardly structured song. However, if you thought you were escaping the madness and word salad of the previous tracks, you’d be wrong- this is a theme that will be continuing for the whole album. This track has a very great moment when you realize that the bar that’s been repeating for a bit, oh they are just going to keep doing that, and letting the drummers solo over that shit, hell yeah, and it stops right before the point where it would overstay its welcome to let the track get back to its roots before it finishes. Gamma Knife could be considered one of the better tracks on the album, actually, and I’m not sure if I’ve managed to communicate that properly… but it’s quite good!

    And we get a very menacing transition into our fourth song, People-Vultures. The song sounds much darker than the rest of the album, with a very subtle background organ adding this eerie edge to the whole thing, and the more grotesque lyrics. There’s some real gripping riffs in this track, with the instrumentation having this one-two-one-two in some places that just keeps the whole thing going throughout the way. I don’t have much to say about People-Vultures, but it’s just a very good track from this album. Enough that they chose to, erm, use its opening again two albums later. But with Vulture noises over it. Murder of the Universe was weird.

    And then we get to…Mr Beat. I’m going to be honest, this track is kinda the black sheep of the album. It has none of the energy or vibe carried by the rest of the songs, it doesn’t carry or borrow much in the lyrics or tone, and it’s largely just…boring. It has a fun time signature, I suppose, giving it this off-kilter feel, but it’s just so bleh. I think if this song was independent of the album I wouldn’t be so harsh on it, but it’s a weird break in the middle of what is a real rush of a ride, so it feels very awkward here.

    Things pick back up with Evil Death Roll, our sixth song on the list and by far the longest. This is owing to a huge section with the instrumental leading into the chorus of the next track, as well as the Nonagon Infinity…chorus…mantra…thing. The majority of the track, however, is instrumental, and it’s a quite solid instrumental overall- it has a bit where all but one of the instruments (no I don’t fucking know what it is) fades out and just that one little riff loops for a while, and its surprisingly serene, before eeeeverything fades back in and all the energy returns, but it’s with this almost calm undertone, as the song shifts into a more normal time signature. And then Stu screams.

    Invisible Face is our next track that got its thunder stolen a bit by Evil Death Roll. Fortunately, that chorus is surprisingly not the majority of the track- instead, like that song, it has a lot of instrumental, though in this case it’s a surprisingly quiet, almost jazzy section, with light cymbals and meandering melodies. By this point, the sizzling energy of the early album has vanished, but unlike with Mr. Beat, it feels earned here. Without that track, it would be a steady slow to this point, a smooth transition from track to track that decelerates almost imperceptibly over 30-ish minutes. Alas. Invisible Face is the low point of the album- not in quality, obviously, but in energy, and it does represent both sides of that parabola- its leadin to the next track the beginning of the final tracks’ reacceleration.

    Penultimately, we have Wah Wah. I kinda always forget this track exists, but to be fair, it’s the shortest song on the album. Where many of the other songs were steadily falling, Wah Wah is an upwards motion in pitch and tempo, and features this very interesting swaying sort of vocal style in the verses as a result of the funky time signature being used. Like with Evil Death Roll, it does pinch the final track’s instrumentation briefly, but it’s at least quick about it. Wah Wah feels kind of like a transition song, but that’s okay, and what it does have to offer is quite pleasant- I always forget just how great that third verse sounds.

    Finally, we have Road Train, potentially the grittiest track on the album. True to its name, the song’s instrumentation sounds like a locomotive, drums rhythmically pounding like the wheels, and guitar chugging along with the engine. It’s also quick for how quiet it is relative to the first couple songs, with the dark instrumentation making the whole thing some kind of distantly disquieting feel. I get the feeling we aren’t supposed to feel like we’re on the train, rather that it’s bearing down on us. Or that it’s just kind of abstractly there in some sort of hellish environment. Road Train is extremely hella, but of course, it doesn’t quire end there- after effectively saying its piece, the song starts to build slowly (enough that it still feels natural) until it’s quick enough and loud enough to break into the instrumentation from Robot Stop. Because the album isn’t over! It goes on and on and on and on and on….

    That (technically) concludes Nonagon Infinity. The album is probably my favourite of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard’s offerings, which are all very solid (at least, all the ones I’ve heard), and has the acclaim and awards to prove it. It’s kind of the logical conclusion of an album album, as opposed to a singles album, such that it’s difficult to reasonably separate any of the songs from the whole. Like, there’s a lot of albums that people will tell you that you can’t take a song out of context from, but the fluid nature of Nonagon makes it stick together in a way that you really can’t effectively separate them. Which does give it a disadvantage in the long run, because it’s not every day you want to sit down and listen to a full album, especially when you have so many good ones you like.

    On the other hand, for me, Nonagon Infinity opened the door to not just King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, but aussie psych-rock as a whole. It was basically a gateway drug vis-à-vis hard rock, being arguably the band’s heaviest album (at the time, obviously Infest the Rat’s Nest exists). And I’m always going to remember it for that.

    #ramble#music #king gizzard and the lizard wizard #kgatlw#nonagon infinity
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  • randomfandomimagine
    22.09.2021 - 1 mont ago
    #nyx ulric x reader #nyx ulric #nyx ulric imagine #final fantasy xv imagine #final fantasy xv x reader #final fantasy xv #ffxv imagine #ffxv x reader #ffxv#rfi writings#drabble prompt#anon request
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  • ragingcuntdracula
    22.09.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Good evening fellow heinously evil chicks. Since you were wondering my life is ass right now. I quit smoking weeks ago and am having continuous semi erotic dreams about me shmokin a fag with Morticia Addams. The pain never ends, and everytime one craving diminishes some fuckwad’s half burnt pallmall appears on the ground while I’m walking and it’s an irresistible offer. The devil’s temptation if you will. The apple to my Eve. I feel like I’m throwing caviar down the drain in front of starving children everytime I willingly walk past a smoke able cigarette but the starving children are little clones of 8th grade me crying over my fake fortnite Nick stick dying.

    Anyways, my life is also shit because I cannot find my Prozac and I’m having spinnyspinnies! To make things worse my Rick stick broke and my pinesol carts will no longer screw on. I am just writing this because I have decided that this blog can be like an artifact for historians to sociatally analyze and resource when writing 500 page snarky thesises about the puffbar cartnite import Silk Road snd it’s effects on our society for the proceeding 100 years or some bulkshit. I hate academics. Furthermore, I got ridiculously wine drunk and high and lost my wallet at a freakass great full dead coverband show. Out of all places. I knew the 63 year old washed up hippie woman aggressively doing whippets from a huge hot pink canister was a bad omen, and I should’ve left. Now I have no debit card and refuse to admit it. How am I supposed to explain that I drank too much low grade grape piss water and just left my entire neon wallet in plain air?? It’s all like peachy and dandy though because I am the new proud owner of a FUCKING COUNT DRACULA PLUSHIE. That’s right. All for 4 dollars and ninety seven cents. Fun times in Salem has an excellent Halloween plushie collection.

    Anyways I’ve been vaping and nic shitting lately purely because I want to, and am trying to stop smoking Turkish royals chronically, besides straightedge heterosexual boys, freakass twink girls under 22, and ‘men’ over 32 seem to despise it. My vapes are usually icy or whatever the fuck and it puts a stiff bulging hate boner in my slacks when I get a brainfreeze; vape flavors these days have a certain buzzword appeal. If it’s called a guava berry gugu gaga kiwi cock and balls banana lemon berry lychee on asscheek ice elite macho maximum pro destroyer 6666, you know it has to rip like a morherfucker. On that note: anybody who willingly rips Virginia tobacco juuls should be mandated to register as a sex offender. I also believe that it is in our best interest as a society to automatically ban single men in their 40s with a huge car starter mod vape from being within 200 feet of a park. I need not explain myself. Today I watched somebody spray mint breath spray on a pallmall and proceed to smoke it for everyone to see. No shame, no fear, no feelings. Ugh. Biden’s America.

    I had gym class today. That’s right. Me a lesbian chick was forced to squat. Excuse my big fat pretentious nyu post grad language and sexy but tastefully satiric coke whore trust fund baby with a death metal abusive gay bf living in a gentrified nyc loft cosplaying the poor and kinning Patrick Bateman type of intellect but it is preposterous that they would expect that from me. The only good part of gym is this kid telling me about puke sawdust, or as he respectively puts it: upchuck granules. They seem to be his special interest and he talks about them like they are as culturally significant as the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. He speaks of his dad witnessing the old bus driver pour vomit crystals on some 80’s kid’s nervous blue berry cereal yack as if he was Forrest Gump at the March on Washington and I LOVE IT. Speaking of special interests, mine are centered around opium dens, handmade creepy stuffed animals, and the vintage expensive harlot image Lana del Rey mastermindedly fashioned strictly between the years of 2010 to late 2014.

    I also am heavily interested in the history of Spencer’s Gift shop. I was amazed and consumed with childlike wonder upon learning from my dad that Spencer’s was a thriving business back in his teenage years. So many questions. I am intrigued specifically by the back of the store abd wether or not it was apart of the original Spencer’s gifts. Who was Spencer? My dad was too busy living the fast life (being a degenerate fuck and bein poor) and cannot recall any of this crucial information, but I am on a hunt. Apparently his sister worked there!!!! Speaking of my dad, he always tells me this cute little story about this girl at his highschool quite literally biting another chick’s nose cartilage off. I do not know why but she must’ve deserved it. Some kids also ended up killing the principal. Another kid also took a revolver and shot a hole in the school toilet. I kind of miss the World Star culture of public middle school. There was a certain je ne se qua to it.

    Speaking of noses!! just recently got my nostril pieced. I keep having intrusive thoughts about clipping a leash to it and attaching the leash handle to the door of a moving vehicle. I also keep getting scared that a horny little rat will sneak up while I’m dozing and try to have penetrative sex with my hoop. My piercing was a little cheap so he’d probably have a tasty little ring around his rodent tootsie and that’s what he gets. I am just ranting and raving at the moment because I do not know what the masses want but I figured I’d give insight into my areas of supreme knowledge. Please let me know what I should talk about next post.

    I am considering releasing my notes app hit list and explaining the reasoning behind each person’s spot.

    I’m going to attach some pictures. Keep being cuntz;p

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  • randomfandomimagine
    21.09.2021 - 1 mont ago
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