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  • sebcastellanos
    22.09.2021 - 15 hours ago
    #anonymous#ask #crying because this is HILARIOUS but would also get in the way of me wanting jake to #do terrible things to ethan and then get a black eye because ethan kneed him #in the middle of jake doing those terrible things
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  • nerdyqueerr
    22.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    Folks i am. I am going to have a black eye. But this isnt the important part the important part is that i experienced like 75 emotions at rugby today

    #got kneed in the face so had to sit out #which left me lots of time to Feel Things #weirdly enough i had therapy earlier today and did not feel as hard as i did whilst sitting on the bench at rugby #at least 2 of those feelings were just homosexuality tho #my teammate was. so genuinely concerned for me. also why did she hold my face Like That #[muffled screaming] #im having a time #my shit
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  • bare-kneed-pro-wrestlers
    17.09.2021 - 5 days ago

    Oh ohh Sean!

    #sean kustom #bare kneed wrestlers
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  • electricalsheep
    17.09.2021 - 6 days ago

    Gosh, who would have thought that practicing kneeing someone yesterday would mean that today my knees are a little bruised 😒

    #I keep being taken by surprise my touching my knees and their being tender #I'm not hurt to be clear #Just yknow kneed ppl in protective gear for a bit last night as one does #(my elbows are better than my knees. If I have to use lower extremity I'm going straight for shin kicks) #jac overshares on the internet
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  • bennybunnystims
    15.09.2021 - 1 week ago

    a cat stimboard for anon! this one was really cute n fun to put together :]


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  • llama-a-day
    14.09.2021 - 1 week ago


    #this one is from a pic of a llama I worked with #He was a lorge lad #But v gentle #He was also like really knock-kneed #So his front knees bent toward each other #Not the worst I'd ever seen #Otherwise he had wonderful confirmation #llama#watercolor#traditional art
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  • kazeweb
    12.09.2021 - 1 week ago
    #do you moan when you see bread get kneeded?
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  • yngseung
    09.09.2021 - 1 week ago
    #he also feels like someone with like natural cuteness without trying ;;; #im just comparing him to sunggyu a lot lkdjlfk Sdwill not lie #altho sunggyu doesnt feel as warm blanket as him #also apparently he is younger than dongheon why is everyone younger than dongheon LSKJDF #dongheons not even THAT old and yet #hes like older than so many 3rd gen #its so funny to me that hes literally older than ALL of svt #help my tags derailed this is not about him #replies #edit: just searched his tungle tags and one of the top posts is of him hugging his kneeds [devestaiton] he IS a natrually cute person #my weakness.
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  • syyraay
    05.09.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    i made biscuits, salmon nuggs, and the rest of the burger patties we had, might use the burgers for something else tomorrow

    #feeling like a medieval housewife kneeding dough #and cooking a hearty meal for her husband #and the biscuits are actually pretty good #a little big but worth it #rogue.txt
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  • somethingmissingthiswaycomes
    31.08.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Kitty kneed

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  • keptvigil
    23.08.2021 - 4 weeks ago
    I am also noting that everyone calls the PC the Warden-Commander, not the Arl. Makes sense tbh. I think Alistair would normally prefer that, but the impact of him being in that position is not lost on him. People are accustomed to seeing elves as Grey Wardens. Even the hero of the Fourth Blight, Garahel, was an elf. Him being the Warden-Commander and Hero of Ferelden is impactful, of course, but at the same time Wardens are outside the nobility by design. They will never look at a Warden and see one of their own, someone on par with them, because they aren’t.
    But, Alistair is an arl, too, and his arling includes what becomes one of the wealthiest cities in Ferelden. He could easily make himself one of the most powerful people in Ferelden if he had the desire, but he doesn’t throw around his weight unless it’s for a worthy cause. He’s really not ambitious. Which anyway brings us to him not only being on par with the nobles but arguably exceeding a good chunk of them. I think to those under his command, especially if they are Wardens, he prefers to be viewed + referred to as Commander. But when it comes to vassals, outsiders, and fellow nobles, he is the Arl.
    Which leads to one of the Blight’s effects. During the Blight, he split into Alistair the warden and Alistair the person. After the Blight, there’s further evolution. There’s Alistair the arl (venerable, austere), Alistair the commander (valiant, verging on paternal), and Alistair the person (warm, loving, humorous).
    #mobile. #the threshold of what Al will put up with is lower #but he’s not ill-tempered #he doesn’t go out of his way to be liked especially the more secure he becomes #but he won’t be harsh to someone who doesn’t needle him y’know #ANYWAY love to imagine someone managing to genuinely piss him off #and he’s like I could buy and sell you like a knock-kneed nuglet in the Orzammar slums #he has the ability to be Scary and I support him tapping into that #⊰ headcanon | primary ⋄ I have made mistakes; I continue to make them ⊱
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  • worstloki
    12.08.2021 - 1 mont ago

    "loki has a really terrible time connecting with love".............when asked about love says he uhhh *checks notes* needs another drink before he can think about that.......................no reason for ruining sif's hair after they sleep together.............love is an imaginary dagger................ being interested in someone is new for him...................messed up perceptions of different relationships................allegedly celebrated after breaking up with sif...................the show is trying so hard to say he's bisexual but all im seeing is aspec loki......,.............

    #i'm not saying aspec people are heartbreakers in that last line i'm saying that he clearly didn't want there to be a relationship #considering he cut the hair for no solid reason and then never thought about ''it'' again #like BRO #Sif's hair was shorter unless they magically fixed it immediately you WILL be thinking about the haircut #because you'll be seeing Sif over the next few years #and then there's the question about how drinking after is said as if that was a victory???? so uhhhhhh what was so good about the breakup #PLUS there was how it was a bad memory and yeah the words were harsh but he gets loads of bad stuff thrown his way in Thor 1 too #nothing really sets it apart unless getting kneed and hit in the face repeatedly was the punishment #but Mobius was dealing in psychological punishments not physical (sans threats of death) #so i'm just saying this would be a great setup for any shade of aro/ace spectrum loki to try a relationship and go ''no~'' #which could be a good OR a bad thing depending on whether it's a lasting source of shame/regret or was happy with the breakup #depends on Asgard's views on sex and relationship types but we're never given canon context for that I don't believe #throw it onto the classic use of the argr insult that fics love and now you've got possible internalized aro/a AND biphobia #and voila a bad memory that would still be bad because it's a reminder he messed up a possible relationship because of who he is #slot that into the rushed romance arc and Loki blame his own self-pity in thinking he and Sylvie could work and the multiverse is his fault #the Loki show #probably demi if the show wants us to think Sylvie is someone he got to know with that 1 conversation first #oh and bi and aspec aren't exclusive i could see bi oriented aroace and also aromantic bisexual or biromantic asexual working out #bi and demi mayhaps? #hmmmmmm#either way#ace loki #and i've only listed stuff that happens in the show for this #aro Loki is SO easy to back up and ace Loki really isn't far behind
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  • neocute1
    10.08.2021 - 1 mont ago

    You know you've got good thighs when your cat starts kneeding them with his cat-baker paws

    #this post brought to you by a thicc girl who got her thighs kneeded #cats are such little sweeties I've been cuddling with mine for like 3 hours now
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  • bare-kneed-pro-wrestlers
    10.08.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Pint-sized muscle stud Ariel Dominguez. Showing off those prime, unobstructed legs!

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  • bare-kneed-pro-wrestlers
    08.08.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Croatian stud Boldo Brown in white trunks and boots, no kneepads, no wrist tape. That's how you do it!

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  • originlist
    04.08.2021 - 1 mont ago


    I'm just saying: Gilles absolutely owns a sports car with a Jeanne itasha wrap.

    as if gilles ‘went broke as hell entirely thru buying art and thats why only saber has golden rule and still goes broke as hell in fgo canon bc he uses it exclusively for buying art and making jeanne merch’ de rais would not see a jeannu itasha wrap as an important and, in fact, necessary purchase.

    “it was a reasonable business expense,” he says as jeanne winds up to deck him. “it’s advertising for the casino and thus helpful!” he claims.

    #i choose to read him as jeanne's irritatingly over supportive uncle #because jeanne/gilles romantically gives me hives but gilles mooning in admiration over an extremely fed up and very embarrassed jeanne? #comedy gold to me. #theres a story once of jeanne nearly whacking one of her soldiers with a cooking pan irl and i choose to believe in fateverse it was gilles #and he both deserved it and after went WOW UR SO BRAVE AND STRONG BRAVO #ic : gilles #remember in the mhx event where he teamed up with blackbeard entirely because he needed money to buy paintings he wanted #the pirates called him bluebeard once and he was like mhx help youre my only ho and then laughed at teach for getting kneed in the balls #and ran off with the treasure. bc i do. i remember it all the time. #saltgulls
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  • bare-kneed-pro-wrestlers
    03.08.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Alex Coughlin is just so beefy!

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  • infinitestar
    27.07.2021 - 1 mont ago

    i broke my pencil wh

    #i kneed it...... i left it on the bed its shattered now #its a mechanical one thts why it snapped ah well #scared the fuck out of me thought my knee died #aether.txt
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  • ashs2ashs
    26.07.2021 - 1 mont ago

    This panel looks weirdly gay and I don’t fully know why…

    #she’s literally getting kneed in the stomach #maybe it’s cause it look like her hand is wrapped Chromias stomach #transformers#windblade#chromia#Chromeblade
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