#kriz talk Tumblr posts

  • krizs-main
    25.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    thinking about all the times ive decided i wanted to look at specifically the slimiest, stinkiest pictures of osomatsu and go "oh yeah now THATS boyfriend material"

    that was just the precursor to this guy, wasn it

    i used to think me falling for spamton is kind of out of nowhere but if we take into account the amount of times ive specifically dug these osomatsu pics out of my folder to stare at him lovingly

    yea actually it makes perfect sense

    #kriz talk #ive been like this for a while it just hasnt clicked until recently #lmao #love gross boys <3
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  • krizs-main
    23.01.2022 - 4 days ago

    the fact that i took one look at this human spam and IMMEDIATELY, INSTINTIVELY started smacking my lips irl

    lord help me ive fallen in too deep

    #kriz talk #not saying ive fallen low #just saying im in a pit of s/pamton love #and idk how to get out #me sobbing on the floor: please brain can i think about anything other than kissing s/pamton #brain: N O :)
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  • krizs-main
    21.01.2022 - 6 days ago

    i genuinely adore it when someone is like "I'm a smelly stinky rat man spamton advocate!!! i make him grimey!!! i love making him a real piece of ugly filth!!!!" and then you look at their art of him and he looks like this

    LOVE the spirit, truly admire your passion! youll get him grimey eventually

    #kriz talk #or maybe im just too used to the Big Stink and find what would normally be a sort of ''ugly'' spam cute #thats also a possibility #but either way i find this stuff funny
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  • krizs-main
    21.01.2022 - 6 days ago

    Actually I feel like giving y'all a window into my twisted mind also this is kinda funny you open up this folder and yeah okay that's a long nose boy love zone alright

    But if you then go down a bit

    Can you tell who my favourite Spamton interpretation is

    #Kriz talk #Shoutout to all the nft garbage for reigniting my passion for downloading cool art i see #because this whole 'digital scarcity' bs made me realise art is for being enjoyed by many without these restraints #Also i want to kiss Santino more than anything else in the world right now
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  • krizs-main
    20.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    On one hand i like the idea of spamton being divorced with SOMEONE out there

    On the other hand he's 100% a "married to my job" kinda guy

    #kriz talk#spamton #married to his job. divorced with his spouse
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  • krizs-main
    19.01.2022 - 1 week ago
    #kriz talk #sorry if followed me for that fandom i swear its usually more of a slow fade from one hyperfixation to another #im probably the only person bothered by this but i felt like making this pic anyways
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  • krizs-main
    18.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    post: this post is interactive! anyone can reply to this with something relating to the prompt!

    brain: not you tho

    me: not me tho

    #kriz talk#:P#silly #so silly tee hee
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  • krizs-main
    18.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    if you hate 2008 snow miser keep that shit to urself, its embarassing 😒

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  • krizs-main
    15.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    Thinking about smacking snow miser's ass so hard he faceplants on the floor

    #Kriz talk #Buenos dias snow god #'' Imbecil'' (gets turned into solid ice)
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  • krizs-main
    11.01.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    Starting to really like heat miser because I'm picking up Divorced Vibes from him

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  • krizs-main
    10.01.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    getting plastic gloves made me so functional

    #kriz talk #it amazes me every time how much i can just. do things now that i have plastic gloves
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  • krizs-main
    09.01.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    i have to be more annoying about loving snow miser

    #kriz talk #if i really want to do my part in making him a tumblr sexyman i have to keep the content up
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  • krizs-main
    08.01.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    in regards to this

    #a miser brothers christmas #miser brothers#snow miser#heat miser#kriz talk #a quick little meme grown organically using only screencaps i already picked out of the wild beforehand
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  • krizs-main
    08.01.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    2008 snow miser going :3 compilation good for the heart and soul

    #a miser brothers christmas #snow miser#kriz talk #you dont udnerstand he goes :3 he literally goes :3 this middle aged man is going :3 its gonna slay me it makes me lose my shit every time #he goes :3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #baby man #lil baby baby baby man #lil baby#baby #baby man!
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  • krizs-main
    05.01.2022 - 3 weeks ago

    Spamton and the iloveyou virus go hand-in-hand just like Spamton and snow miser

    So you know what i gotta draw

    #Kriz talk #We must combine these technologies #The triple combo lovecore virus ice god man
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  • krizs-main
    02.01.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    absolutely obsessed with the way that 2008 snow miser's face goes all stoic as soon as he enters Violence Mode

    like hes this very lively jovial fella but if hes pissed THATS when hes truly a "cold" guy, i just think thats pretty clever

    #kriz talk #this is about as much subtlety as i can get out of some 45 minute direct-to-dvd movie #let me have this #one of these days im gonna join that rankin bass discord im eyein up and down and then ill stop being annoying on here #until then just grin and bear it for a bit longer <3 #or we can call this my new years resolution: talking more on tumblr
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  • krizs-main
    02.01.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Do you ever look at someone's Spamton art and feel the most primal desire to see how they would draw snow miser? No? Just me? I'm painfully aware thanks

    #If harvest-honeymoon ever does commissions I'm fuckin Pouncing on the opportunity #Kriz talk #Know for a fact this is a me only thing #Well at least there's SOME Spamton artists out there who made snow content for the holidays #That was pog
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  • krizs-main
    29.12.2021 - 4 weeks ago

    I think its SO funny how snow miser never gets described with negative traits when others talk about him, meanwhile people keep insulting heat miser

    santa said "if snow miser(just his name) doesnt freeze them just for the fun of it his DEVIL OF A BROTHER will put the heat on em for sure" and then mrs claus went "snow miser trying to turn everything to icicles and his NASTY brother trying to keep the south so hot with nary a snowflake a year"

    like, yeah snow miser does some fucked up shit but hes still fine. hes "the big ham". but his brother? awful. horrible. what a fucked up guy

    #Kriz talk #the year without a santa claus #Miser brothers#Snow miser#Heat miser #People are So Mean to heat miser all the time it's kind of heartbreaking
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  • krizs-main
    28.12.2021 - 4 weeks ago
    #kriz talk #yes i went on a whole ass nonsensical essay rant abut this #to be fair they asked tho #(censored their name n icon bc idk they might not want their name on the post yknow jic) #if at least one person asks ill post the entire essay
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  • krizs-main
    27.12.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Ngl i feel quite a bit better about having become a snow miser fucker (at a single glance at him) after seeing how many people on twitter are also experiencing a spamton-to-snow-miser pipeline effect

    Good to know I'm not the only one

    #Kriz talk #The long nosed middle aged puppet guy pipeline
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