Tinky Winky is taller than Lady Demitresque
I wish my laptop could run RE8 because I want to sit and admire Lady D in her natural habitat.
They should make a Resident Evil Village Part II where the game play is exactly the same, but after Ethan beats each lord, he convinces them along the way to help him beat Mother Miranda. They all deserved better and I feel bad for them. Mostly Donna.
Everyone after re8 be like
Doesn't matter where you are. Doesn't matter who you are. Doesn't matter your sexuality or gender.
You want her to crush you. And if you don't, you just don't realize it yet. In the meantime, we'll pray for you to come to your senses.
Can’t wait to try it!
She’s an icon she’s a legend and she is the moment
The Azarola Girl - Chapter 03
Warnings: Vomiting and arguing.
Heisenberg and Y/n stood off to the side, watching as Alcina scolded Moreau for throwing up on her carpet. Y/n let out a small chuckle, although she wasn’t amused by the current situation.
Karl glanced over at the shorter woman next to him, noticing she was looking up at him. “What?” Heisenberg chuckled. Y/n just shook her head in response, a small smile gracing her lips.
Right as Alcina was done scolding Moreau, a swarm of black blowflies came rushing through the doors, a fit of crazed giggles coming too. Just then did Y/n and Karl notice the woman being dragged behind the swarm.
Heisenberg’s face went pale, anxiety flooding his senses. The woman he had an ongoing fling with was now laying on the floor with Daniela’s sickle hooked in her leg. “Found this one wondering around in the castle.” Daniela giggled, her body fully appearing, as did Bela and Cassandra’s.
As the woman took in her surroundings, her eyes immediately fell on Karl. “Heisenberg! Help me! Please!” The woman cried.
“Celine, I-” Karl was cut off by a laugh.
Specifically Y/n’s laugh. “Oh this is just too good.” She laughed, a crazed hint in it. Y/n let out a small sigh, trying to calm down.
Y/n started walking towards the door. “Heisenberg, please. I love you.” Celine sobbed. Y/n’s steps came to a halt beside Celine’s head.
The whites of Y/n’s eyes turned black. The calming E/c completely replaced with a harsh white, a bright red brimming her pupils.
A black and red, smoke-like force danced around Y/n’s fingers. With a slight flick of Y/n’s fingers, Celine’s eyes completely dulled, sending her into an illusion.
“Ну, развлекайся со своей маленькой игрушкой, Гейзенберг.” Y/n said, venom laced in her words. She turned to look at Heisenberg dead in the eyes.
(Translation: Well, have fun with your little toy, Heisenberg.)
Celine’s cries echoed through the room. All the lords were in shock, not knowing how to react, not knowing what to say. With a small exhale from Y/n, she turned on her heel, throwing the doors to the dining hall.
When Y/n finally made it out of the castle, she started coughing. A painful stinging forming inside her chest, it felt as if her lungs were being filled with liquid. Y/n’s coughing slowly became more violent.
Y/n collapsed to her hands and knees, a thick, black substance started pouring from her mouth when she coughed. The ink-like substance dyeing the snow, even melting it in the process.
Y/n’s eyes started to slowly fade back to her normal E/c ones. Her violent coughing slowly dying down. Any breath she took came out as a struggled wheeze.
Y/n fell on her side to roll on her back. She looked up at the stars, her body adjusting to the temperature of the snow and the air around her. Y/n brought the back of her hand to her mouth, slowly wiping off the black liquid.
Y/n closely inspected the inky substance, reminding her of the fungal roots that she was all too familiar with. A faint sigh escaping Y/n’s lips, causing a burning pain to shoot through her chest, “Ah fuck.” She hissed, grasping at the soft fabric on her chest.
A faint sound of horse hooves and a carriage were heard in the distance. They started to get closer and closer, a small chuckle coming from the abnormally large man.
“Ah, Miss Azarola.” The Duke chuckled, slowly bringing his carriage to a stop, just a few feet away from the woman sprawled out in the snow.
The Duke stopped his carriage at the Azarola Castle. “Miss Azarola, we’ve arrived at your home.” He said with a caring tone.
“Thank you, Duke. How much will it be?” Y/n asked, looking through the small hand bag.
“Don’t worry about it dear, just get some rest when you get inside.” Duke smiled. Y/n’s jaw slightly dropped, shocked that she actually got something for free from him. Duke let out a small chuckle as he drove his carriage away.
Y/n turned around to look at the doors of her castle. Just as she was placing her hand on the cold handle of her door, Y/n heard a small whimper. Turning around to look towards the direction it came from, the woods.
Y/n reluctantly walked closer to the woods, that’s when she noticed the faintly growing red eyes. That’s when a huge Varcolac Alfa jumped out of the darkness and tackled her.
Y/n tried using her power, although it wouldn’t work. Tears brimmed her eyes, she was practically frozen in place, right back to where she was twenty-five years ago.
She stared up at the Alpha, it wasn’t really doing anything, just looking at Y/n. Her body shook, from both the cold and fear. The big creature leaned down and sniffed her neck. Then it slowly backed off, looking like a puppy that just got yelled at.
Slowly sitting up, Y/n sighed, looking at the Alpha, completely dumbfounded with what just happened. Tears slowly rolled down her face as she finally found the ability to breathe again.
Y/n slowly looked down at the hand-like paw of the Alpha. Noticing a metal scrap of mental lodged into the palm of it.
“I umm…I don’t know if you understand me, but I can get that out for you. Just please don’t eat me, it’ll hurt, so just stay calm.” Y/n said, her voice shaky and slightly broken from crying.
The Alpha sniffed in her direction, taking slow strides to Y/n’s side. She held out her hand for the big lycan to smell, giving it a sense of trust.
Y/n started walking back towards the doors of her castle, the Varcolac Alfa trailing being her.
Y/n was now wrapping up the big lycan’s paw. “Hold still!” Y/n scolded, struggling to wrap the cloth around its injury.
Just as Y/n was finishing up the wrap, the castle doors flew open. The shadow of the floor clearly resembling Heisenberg. The lycan practically jumped in front of her. Growling at the man that controlled it’s kind.
Y/n jumped a little, the growling giving her flashbacks of the sight of her baby brother’s corpse. Shaking her head, trying to get the images out of her mind.
Y/n’s eyes met Karl’s. “Can I help you?” Y/n asked, annoyance evident in her voice.
“Azarola, we need to have a little chat.” Karl said, venom laced his words as he walked closer. The Alpha ready to pounce on him.
Y/n hesitated but brushed her hand along the huge lycan’s spine. “Go outside.” She whispered to the creature.
“Oh but it’s okay for you to be a two timing asshole? Real nice Heisenberg.” Y/n taunted, crossing her arms to look at the man.
“Y/n, we kissed once! How does that give you any sort of authority over my love life? My god, you’re just like Miranda.” Heisenberg mumbled the last part, but clearly not quiet enough.
“I’m like Miranda? That’s really cute coming from you.” Y/n said, taking a step towards Heisenberg. Y/n was about to continue but a thick, black liquid slowly dripped from her nose.
She touched her fingers below her nostril, pulling her hand away and glancing at the liquid. Y/n quickly glanced up into Karl’s eyes. That familiar pain in her chest came back, the burning sensation even stronger than before.
While Y/n and Heisenberg were fighting, a small BSAA squad were at the Megamycete, taking shots to it every few minutes.
This was now the second year looking into Y/n Azarola. Finally going to the village, the start of a cruel and twisted rabbit hole.
“Make it stop.” Y/n struggled to get out. She was currently on the floor with Karl kneeling on her side. She had a death grip on Heisenberg’s hand. Her back slightly arching from pain.
Karl looked down at Y/n, worried, confused, and just lost. She was perfectly fine a few seconds ago, fighting with him, pissing him off, being feisty, just doing the things that drew him in. And now it seemed like she only had a few moments of life left.
“The Megamycete.” Y/n cried out. Her mouth opened as if she was about to say something else. Although, she gave into the exhaustion and slowly closed her eyes.
“Hey hey, you gotta stay awake for me.” Heisenberg said, using his left hand to cup Y/n’s face. He received no response, just silence, he was thankful she was still breathing, but it was clearly struggled.
Heisenberg gently lifted Y/n off the floor. He let out a loud whistle. Thousands of lycans started to rush towards her castle. Only some of them making it through her door.
“Go to the Megamycete, kill anything in your path and bring it back to my factory.” Karl said.
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I'm completely aware that lady dimitrescu would instantly kill me but I like to imagine that she'd see something in me and keep me
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"Hello, Mother Miranda? We live in a society full of men."
Resident Evil 8 x sick!reader
No one requested this, but I’m sorta sick right now so I’m just gonna do this for comfort
He barley ever gets sick, so he has no idea what to do
If you wake up in the middle of the night and run to the bathroom to puke, he’s gonna follow you and hold your hair out of your face and rub your back
If both of you go out to the village and he notices you look pale, start walking slow, or need to take breaks often, he’s gonna pick you up and take you back to his factory. But if he can’t take you home because he has to stay, he brings you to the Duke and makes him and some lycans watch over you
He, begrudgingly, goes to Lady Demitrescu’s castle to ask for advice on how to help you. If he had too, even if he hates to do so, he’ll leave you with her so he can do some things
If you need it, he will cuddle you and wait on you hand and foot. As said earlier, he doesn’t get sick often, so he has no problem helping you.
She has three daughters, so she knows what she’s doing.
She’s makes you sit or lay down often, drink plenty of water, and that you eat something
If you start to look pale, walk slower, or have to take constant breaks she’s taking you to your shared bedroom. It doesn’t matter where you are she will take you home. If she can’t, for some reason like Miranda won’t let her, she has her daughters take you home and make sure you lay down
She has specific instructions for the maidens, even more specific now that your sick. And, heaven forbid, a maiden spills your tea on you on accident while Aclina is anywhere nearby, your going have to convince her for hours not to turn that maiden into the newest wine
If you wake up to go puke, she will definitely guide you to the bathroom. She will put your hair into a ponytail, get you some water, and then come back to rub your back and make sure your ok
Movie night and cuddles!
He takes this as an opportunity to spend even more time with you to watch movies or just talk. He loves your company, sick or not
He does make sure that you eat, drink, and get the proper medicine you need to make you feel better
You both go on a walk in the reservoir, and he notices that you look quite pale and are walking slow, much slower than usual. He knows that isn’t good, so he tries his best to pick you up and take you to the living room so he can grab you water. You decide to put on a movie, which happens to be his favorite, and his heart just melts. Even sick, you still care enough to remember his favorite.
He does ask Mother Miranda what to do. She was going to tell him all the wrong things so you wouldn’t get better and maybe she could take you, but she notices how desperate he looks. She ends up telling him the best thing to do, which is get you lots of water and get medicine from the duke, and he thanks her endlessly. The duke happened to have what you needed, so Sal grabbed it and went home to give it to you. This fish man loves you so much 🥺
Donna only realizes your sick when she sees through one of her dolls that your running to the bathroom. She happened to stay and work late that day, and wanted to check up on you. When she looked through the doll, you were running out of your shared room with your hand over your mouth. She immediately got up and ran to the bathroom as well.
She holds your hair out of your face and whispers to you how your going to be alright. Angie wakes up from all the commotion and goes to see what happened, and when she sees you hunched over the toilet she immediately rushes to you saying “Oh no are you ok? Do we need to get you to Aclina or Mother Miranda? Are you ok Y/N? What happened? I bet it was that damn freak. I told you you shouldn’t have gone over there yesterday!” You have to tell her that your fine, it was probably just something you ate and not to blame it on Moreau. Donna tells her to go get you some water, so she floats out the room to get it.
The next day, every room has dolls in it so she can check up on you. She, sadly, has a meeting to go to the next day so she can’t be with you. She is, however, constantly looking through the dolls to make sure that your ok while in the meeting. Angie doesn’t cause her usual chaos because she’s worried about you. Mother Miranda notices and talk to Donna afterwards. Donna ends up telling her and Miranda tells her and Angie what to do
When she gets back, your showered with hugs and kisses, as well as given some medicine and food. You assume the duke gave her the medicine, and Moreau the food. (I headcannon that he knows how to cook better than Hiesenberg and Aclina) You take the medicine with a bit of water, and try your best to eat the food. She ends up spending the rest of the day with you, cuddling and comforting you.
I hope this wasn’t too bad, I just wanted to write this.
Just get used to it.XDD
I'm very much a simp for Alcina Dimitrescu but I am also very much a simp for Donna Beneviento
Please step on me my lady