#lemon Tumblr posts

  • kienansidhe
    17.09.2021 - 1 hour ago

    for legal reasons this is a joke : ^)

    #not putting this in the tag cause i rlly dont need ppl calling me a lemongrab apologist sjfhajshfhd #i put way too much effort into making this look low res lol #headspace #and im feeling like a miserable little lemon man in this chilis tonight lol #i shouldnt need to clarify that Lemongrab Did Bad but its 2021 on the internet so this is my disclaimer #glob forgive me for i have posted Cringe tm #sits bolt upright at 3am time to make Bad Content
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  • lemoncremeshow
    17.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    ✨Her✨

    #cookie run kingdom #chilli pepper cookie #ibispaint x#art #lemon creme's art
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  • nutriherbsposts
    17.09.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #Apple Cider Vinegar with Honey Ginger Garlic. #Apple Cider Vinegar with Honey for Weight Loss #Apple Cider Vinegar with Honey for Skin & Hair #Apple Cider Vinegar and Honey for Belly Fat #Apple Cider Vinegar with Honey and Lemon
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  • beths-favourite-recipes
    17.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Lemon Drizzle Cupcakes

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  • jesse-distortion
    17.09.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #lemons #todos me responden #Spotify
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  • friends-of-dorothy
    17.09.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Lemon Sour Cream Cake

    Keys jingling in the handle, mechanisms sliding into place, and the slow creak of steel hinges. A rush of warm, sweet, flavourful air rushes to greet her as she closes the door behind her. Placing her jacket on the coat rack and walking down the dimly lit hallway, she glimpses her lover at the stove in the kitchen.

    They look gorgeous from any angle, she thinks, her heart lighter already. She walks up behind them and embraces them in a snug, soft hug around their waist, feeling their body shift as they stir the ravioli in front of them. ‘Feeling lazy tonight, are we?’ She teases, and her partner jabs her with their elbow playfully, responding, ‘I’m allowed to reheat pasta.’

    She stands there, enjoying the moment for what it is. In this moment, all that matters is them. ‘I love you more than anything, Lemon.’ She whispers.

    ‘I love you too, Sour Cream. Even if you insult my cooking.’

    ‘Well technically this isn’t your cooking. It’s…’ Sour Cream picks up the discarded packet on the counter and turns it over. ‘… Mama Luigi’s cooking. Huh. Are there like two Italian names?’

    ‘Whatever dork, it’s in my pan.’

    ‘And? If I’m in your bed, does that make me yours?’ Lemon looks back at their girlfriend, their eyebrow raised mischievously.

    ‘Wanna find out?’

    Ingredients:

    250g butter (salted tastes best imo but use whatever you have! margarine also works)
    2 tsp grated lemon rind (around two normal sized lemons)
    2 cups castor sugar (raw sugar also works, but will make the cake a bit less sweet)
    6 eggs
    2 cups plain flour
    1/4 cup self-raising flour (or 1/4 tsp baking soda + 1/4 cup plain flour)
    200g sour cream (preferably full cream, but anything goes)
    1 1/2 cups orange juice (optional, for syrup)
    2 cups extra castor sugar (optional, for syrup)
    2 tbsp brown sugar (optional, for syrup)
    2 tbsp butter (optional, for syrup)

    Method:

    1. Grease and flour a deep 27cm round cake pan (just use the largest you have if you don't have one that big!)

    2. Mix butter, rind and sugar in a large bowl. I prefer to mix by hand with a wooden spoon because I'm a masochist (/j) but you can also use an electric mixer fitted with the whisk or k-beater attachment. Beat until light and fluffy, then add in eggs, one at a time.

    3. Sift in half of the flour and combine, then add half the sour cream. Once fully incorporated, repeat. Continue to stir until batter is smooth.

    4. Transfer into the prepared pan and bake for around 1 1/2 hours, or until a skewer comes clean out the middle. Let cool for 10 minutes before de-panning and letting cool on a cooling rack.

    Syrup:

    5. While cake is cooling, bring juice and sugar to boil in a small saucepan. Reduce to low heat and let simmer for 15-25 minutes, until forming a syrup. Whisk in butter.

    6. Poke holes in the cake with a skewer or fork. Drizzle warm syrup over the cake, making sure to get plenty in the holes, as this will help keep the cake dense and moist.

    7. If not making syrup, dust the top of the cake with icing sugar.

    The cake will keep for around a week.

    #i am so sorry #also haha get it lemons #like the citrus scale #im so funny #taking foodporn to a whole new level #sweet#baking#recipe#easy recipe#vegetarian#vegetarian recipe#vegetarian cooking#dessert#cake#cooking#food#foodporn#foodblog#foodblr#yummy#easy recipes#recipes#lemon#lemon cake #lemon pound cake #sour cream
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  • bcdwclves
    17.09.2021 - 3 hours ago
    got an idea for a new OC. a frankenstein-inspired zombie doc, who’s all patchwork human limbs but is actually, well, a really good doctor. you know, if you can look past the stitched on human limbs. 
    #he's also a femboy but that's not important. #( ooc. ) #( lemons. )
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  • thejunesky
    17.09.2021 - 3 hours ago

    fewer worse sensory miseries than the smell of wet stainless steel

    #rubbing lemon oil into my spotless kitchen sink so it doesn't fucking stink like wet dog covered in day-old fish #i mean what the fuck
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  • thethcministry
    17.09.2021 - 4 hours ago
    #When Life Hands You Lemons You Invent Your Own Hand Powered Chainsaw #f-yourblog.com
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  • bigheroes
    17.09.2021 - 4 hours ago

    The Immortals Act 1: Chapter 1, Pg. 18 & 19

    A small shock.

    ~

    I really enjoyed drawing these pages. Im about halfway done with this chapter I believe. I predicted chapter 1 would have about 40 pages, give or take. I know it feels like a lot, but if you take into account that I took a month and a half long break to sort my self out, it really took me about 3 months to get here (^-^*)

    Next update will be September 24th!

    First - Previous - Next (coming soon)

    #the immortals comic #big hero 6 comics #big hero 6 #bh6 #big hero 6: the series #hiro hamada#tadashi hamada#baymax #Mr. and Mrs. Hamada #gogo tomago #wasabi no ginger #honey lemon #fred frederickson iv
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  • pink-limonada
    17.09.2021 - 4 hours ago

    THIS BABY TIM IS WEARING BALAN'S HAT!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT!!! DO THEY WEAR THE TINY PROPELLER HAT TOO??

    #Lemon plays Balan Wonderworld #God I love my tims #b... babies...
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  • nearfate
    17.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    FNF doodles

    Senpai requested by bruhlookaturhead.

    Cassette girl requested by drawing-stuff678.

    #fnf#fnf pico #fnf skid and pump #skid and pump #pico#fnf senpai #friday night funkin senpai #senpai#cassette#cassette girl #cassette girl fnf #lemon demon #lemon demon fnf #friday night funkin
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  • radiovisual
    17.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    (( HMMM ok well now im thinking about how weird Alastor feels about sex again goddammit

    (( He's just... like he enjoys the sensations of it. And he knows theres a certain vibe he Prefers his partners to have--dominant, large, Powerful, generally in possession of Something phallic--though those things are definitely not ALWAYS hard yes's. And then theres those juggled feelings he has of like... WANTING to be able to have sex with anyone, anywhere, VS. Knowing how detrimental he thinks that would be towards how his loved ones will see him...

    (( hes so dumb. Hes so awkwardly horny and repressed and frustrated and dumb. I love him. He needs to get laid.

    (( some of his feelings about kinks are also strangely polarizing... like for the most part hes pretty open minded bc he thinks EVERYTHING people do during sexy times are Silly/of equal merit, but then theres like Basic stuff that he just. CANNOT fucking stand.

    (( Like dirty talk? Oh my god he hates it. He hates it so much. He thinks it sounds so stupid, it Actively turns him *off* most of the time, at least when its CLEARLY someone trying to talk dirty, like a bad actor.

    (( And then there's degradation--thats moreso like. Hes got Issues and in such an intimate setting hearing stuff like that will actually make him shut down right in the middle of the act, just waiting for them to be Done with him so he can slink off somewhere to hide and lick the emotional wounds.

    (( I DUNNO im aware this post is very unstructured and haphazard im just letting myself type while i think bear with me ok

    (( god he can just. Not handle rejection, huh. Even fake or merely perceived rejection. He spent so much of his teen + young adult life being sought after and fawned over and desired and admired and he cannot Deal with it when ppl claim not to like him, or that theres something undesirable about him, ESPECIALLY sexually.

    (( he really is the type to be like... Al: "i wouldn't fuck you, lol"

    (( sb: "thats fine, i dont wanna fuck you either",

    (( Al, brandishing an angel dagger, vibrating with anger: "what the hell do you mean you wouldn't fuck me--"

    (( point here ig is. Deer man got issues. And its probably a very good idea to Spare His Feeling at any opportunity, if you value your physical well being/His Emotional Stability lmAo

    #{ alastor } #{ ooc } #{ shitposting } #{ headcanons } #{ lemon } #(( god these all sound dumb and i kinda feel dumb but Hey. none of this is knew #(( yall signed up for this shit so apparently yall like my rambles about my weirdo muses ❤ #(( and thank you all for that #(( really. it means the world to me. you would not Believe
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  • lemonade-juley
    17.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    You know I'm starting to think I imagined ever playing Fallout NV a couple months ago.

    Because I could have sworn I made some posts about the playthrough but there's literally nothing about it in my rambling tag and basically nothing is tagged Fallout.

    Only evidence I played it is a single clip saved on my PC and the mods zip files in the downloads folder

    #like did i somehow manage to forget to tag like 10 posts #i was trying to remember what i posted so i went to look for them but the posts just ain't real #lemon rambles
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  • lemonyellowlogic
    17.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    feeling gay, might finish my steven universe fic about the corruption theory when it hadn’t become canon yet

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  • lastfoodinthefridge
    17.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Holy shit this was tedious but at least I can get the colors that I want.

    #Fun fact I did this all WITH MY FINGER #spooky month #spooky month fanart #spooky month au #sm pump#lemon monster#digital art
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  • gointothevvater
    17.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Thinking about Charles and St. Cecilia tonight. Thinking about her trying every trick in the book to get him away from his paperwork and into her bed. He's a challenge, it's true, but she's just as stubborn as he is 💖

    #he's eventually gonna bend her over his desk and have his way with her she's sure #it's just gonna take some time #metalocalypse#my mtl#charles offdensen #st. cecilia jameson #lemon#kinda
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  • hoshis-writing-corner
    17.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    [I'M BACK] And im currently making a series for kny so if I didn't do your request please be patient.

    This series might take me a while to finish as I'm [finally] doing one shots again. I accept any help or tips for this stuff as it's going to be A LOT so expect these beforehand.

    •Gore

    •Murder

    •Noncon/Dubcon

    •Mentions of drug usage and abuse

    [Note: I am a bit rusty as I haven't written oneshots in like months so my bad if it's awful as I will remaster them when the time is right]

    #demon slayer smut #tanjirou kamado x reader #sanemi smut#anime+lemon#demon slayer #kny x reader #kimetsu no yaiba
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