Wanda: Oh no! There’s only one bed, I think we’ll have to share, it’ll be fine-
Natasha: But there are two bed-
Wanda: [pushes one of the beds out the window] Oh! There’s only one bed!
Genuinely confused how I never realized I was gay despite the fact that when I was nine my favourite song was Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet and I would imagine the most gorgeous woman and I felt SUCH AN ATTRACTION to this made up girl. LET ME TELL YOU SHE TOOK MY BREATH AWAY and I was just like yeah this is totally not gay. Like I'd picture her kissing me and I'd just be like yeah this is totally normal for straight girls. WHAT NINE YEAR OLD STRAIGHT GIRL WANTS AN IMAGINARY GIRL TO STEP ON THEM???
Me: *talking with my soon to be girlfriend, who I’ve been flirting with for months, about how I’ve been single for a while and wanted a girlfriend*
Her: *Asks me out*
At this point I am running high on spite and low serotonin a chemical imbalance got me twisting things
Honestly one of the funniest (and perhaps most offensive) claims made about trans women is that we don’t date each other. Some of my longest and most meaningful relationships were with other trans women. These clowns just aren’t paying attention. 🤡
SORRY FOR MAKING THIS POST MORE THAN ONCE I NEED REACH.
am a bi trans guy in need of financtial support and i'm completely broke right now. not a single dollar has entered my wallet in the past few weeks and i haven't have my meds for depression in about weeks now. and my cat (picture below) has a severe pancreatite and is every time worse, and we have no money to pay her treatment.
im sorry to bother. only support it if you want to. and thank you
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my p@ypal is PAYPAL.ME/RYANVERSE
So eh… when is that gay phase where I stop functioning every time a girl physically touches me gonna end???
Is it ever going to end???