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This spooky seasons vibe: writing notes while watching halloween movies! Last night was hocus locus and tonight is halloweentown!

Dear Lesbians,

I like your flag. It is a good flag. It is pleasant to look at. 

Also, I love you all. Flag is pretty, but so are you.

Have good day.

Sincerely, Not Lesbian

✨🌸✨🌸✨🌸✨:)

My favorite hat at the moment 🌈

I’m now offering the Shane Mccutcheon experience. For only $20 I will make you fall in love with me, break your heart, and explain to you that I’m just not ready to be in a relationship ! But who knows! You might even end up to be my Carmen #HitMyLine

(serious inquiries only)

The start of the song flyday China town radiates ‘middle aged hot lesbians meeting in a Smokey nightclub after running away from a messy divorce and immediately feeling a connection and they’re both wearing suits, but like the super modern kind’ energy. I don’t know why, it’s probably just me unable to think straight.

𝒟𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝐻𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶𝒽

“Is that my shirt?”

“Yes. Try and take it, I dare you.”

“Say less.”

I can finally die peacefully now

🐆🥂

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