Liam: QUICK, YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD! WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
Louis: Brunette, dumb but funny, tall, my husband-
Liam: YOUR BLOOD TYPE LOUIS!
Louis: *looks down at wound*
Maybe that’s what is called maturity with age, Payno!!! Something you need to definitely learn.
No kidding. You put utter trash out and Harry put masterpieces out.
Now this here is where Lame lavish porn went bat shit jealous. He knows his trashy album is only going to sell 10 copies WW and Harry is going to sell millions. So he is spiralling out of control now with his responses.
But coming and saying Harry dresses weird when this cringe himself dresses like a piece of trash is unbelievable. Who is he to judge Harry’s attires and clothes?
Liam dresses like the trash he really is with cheap ass hugo second tier clothes. Hugo didn’t even let him front their main brand. They just gave him the small irrelevant section of their brand.
Also as with everything else you do, you tried the “big pants” too, Lame. It just didn’t work on you bcz you are just generic bland trash. The boring works on you, not the exquisite. So for the love of god STFU about Harry ffs!! We get it. Your career is over, so you need clout and attention… BUT STAY AWAY FROM OUR MAN!!
Sorry for the rant. He pisses me off so much.
STOP talking shit about the One Direction members’ solo careers
Harry’s music is honest and refreshing
Louis’s music is exciting and sincere
Niall’s music is beautiful and brilliant
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i just wanna day that these boys are my entire life.
liam literally has one fucking brain cell….. when is he gonna learn to just shut the fuck up 😂
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everyday i remember that liam follows a harry styles update account on twitter
Also Liam from 1D is definitely a Tory, so this is why you should vote Labour
I just read that interview, Tyler Oakley really WAS correct when he warned us all that Liam Payne was homophobic kjdfslkfsd like yikes??? someone else’s style doesn’t need to be your own, but to describe very purposefully queer style/music as “weird”…..not today, satan!
Can one direction like… stop for a sec? There is too many of them and im trying to have a life
Honestly reading that article about Liam saying he’s the “anti-Christ” (????) of Harry made me cringe. Like he could have said “opposite of each other” or literally anything else. It’s so weird to me
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Take off! ✈️ @LiamPayne is chatting and signing #LP1 with fans around the world 🌎 right here right now!
So Liam, er, I mean Harry Antichrist, how did it feel to watch Harry headline Jingle Bell ball after your LP1 got such savage reviews they were unintentionally funny?
And, “Payno”, ‘banal’ isn’t something kinky or sexual…it means “so lacking in originality as to be obvious and boring.”
Cal girls are we alright? Like can y’all imagine Calum pulling the “mattababy” joke on you?? How can you not love this man??
Liam, last night in Kingston 💜