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age difference kink but I want a younger top that's a sweetie, not an old man that can't eat pussy
when is ryan kesler going to learn no one gives a shit about him post-career
canucks fans put up w his narcissistic behavior because he brought in goals and assists. he was an asshole but he was our asshole, the solid 2nd line mvp. like the difference b/w him, burrows and bieksa was that the latter 2 were nice ppl off the ice
Tatsuma finds Gintoki so soft to the touch, and sometimes he just can’t help himself but to touch it 💘
gonna drop my french translation of bapo in the notes of this very post, so if you speak (a bit of) french or just wanna have a look at it you can!! it will be a drive doc posted from an old mail address of mine so don't mind it lmao
my fav translations are ever after, all grown up and once upon a time. also it's been the only thing that has brought me joy ever in my entire life so!
someting doesent sit right with me seeing hetalians draw eastern europeans in a very very western beauty standart way ...
Commander Rooney Shepard + TV Tropes (1/X)
Badass Creed: "Sometimes, the badass doesn't need a longcoat, or a motorcycle, or a pair of shades. Sometimes, you just need the right words. Maybe you're a badass who's part of an order of badasses with similar goals. Or maybe you're a lone badass, and you've come up with a credo that explains who you are to others. Either way, you've got a Badass Creed, that sums up everything you are and what you believe in."
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Isn't fate artistic?
O destino não é um artista?
aaron hotchner disproved his worst flaws time and time again because sometimes, people say things they don’t mean in moments of anger
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@dcgsofgrit said: It was a special day as Shota was aware. Her mood was always highest around this time. And since they met he became familiar with her bouts of excitement. She was usually excited and active but she almost seemed to glow when these occasions came. It wasn’t like him to make a big deal about these things. When his had come around it was her and Mic that made the deal about it. And they didn’t half ass a thing.
He went to the collectible store that she regularly frequented getting her a new figure and a couple new box. Also stopping at the store so he could pick up ingredients to make her favorite meal for the night. Homemade pizza as he was certain they had a good recipe for that. Luckily she had been occupied for the day with his class because it was her birthday after all and they all adored her. Those kids were training to be heroes after all and that meant helping and doing selfless deeds.
He had nearly everything prepared when he heard the door open to the sound of her heels clunking to the floor. He walked out to greet her with a kiss to her cheek. “They kept you busy, didn’t they?” He walked over to hand her the those few things he wrapped up for her. “Happy birthday. I made food so don’t worry about it.”
It had been a long morning. It was good. She enjoyed it. The kids had been really sweet and Zashi had really went above and beyond. Still she was so looking forward to being left along and being able to just snuggle up to Shota.
When she came in she could smell it. Her favorite. He made pizza. She felt her stomach grumble and she ran over pouncing on him. She cupped his face kissing him deeply before she pulled away she grinned up at him. “You remembered.” Not that she had any doubt that he would. he was really something. he always went above and beyond. he was quiet but very thoughtful. he showed her how much he cared in all the little things. Like this.
“Hizashi brought in a cake so there was so much excitement. he also bought me lingerie to wear for you. Not sure that present was more for me or you.” She continued to hang on him like she was a monkey. “So tonight I get you right?”
i haven’t had a sunburn in literally over a year so naturally i had to go hard and now my skin hurts
Pairing: Na Jaemin x Reader
Summary: Jaemin’s ultimate fantasy is to get a blowjob underwater. You, his perfect girlfriend, are more than happy to oblige...
Genre: Boyfriend!Jaemin, smut
Word Count: 0.7k
Warnings: Sexual content, Jaemin being flustered and irresistible
“This is so wrong!” Jaemin was trying to frown, but the sparkle in his eyes gave away his excitement.
You smirked. “Come on, baby. Live a little! I thought we were going to take this sex fantasy game seriously!”
“That was mine…” you said. “Now tell me yours.”
You were resting your head on Jaemin’s stomach, absentmindedly twirling your fingers through the trail of dark hair leading south.
Jaemin was thankful you couldn’t see his face, because you definitely would have laughed at his blushing cheeks.
“I can’t say,” Jaemin mumbled. “It’s too embarrassing.”
You smacked his abs, making him jolt. “Not fair! Now spill.”
Jaemin groaned, whispering something in your ear.
Your eyes went wide. “Now that’s something I can do!”
“No one’s going to be in the jacuzzi at 2AM,” you said. Flashing Jaemin a seductive glance, you let your towel slip down your chest to reveal a flash of bare skin.
Jaemin groaned, his hands grabbing his crotch. “You’re going to be the death of me, woman.”
You giggled as you unlocked the swimming pool doors.
Jaemin’s eyes darted around as he yanked off his T shirt and shorts. “What if someone catches us?”
You discarded your towel and stepped into the warm water.
“Jaemin,” you tutted. “You said your dream was to get head under the water. And I, like the amazing girlfriend I am, am going to make that happen.”
Jaemin whined, bouncing from one leg to the other. “I’m just gonna wedge my shoe in the door. That way no one can burst in.”
You laughed at your boyfriend’s shyness. “Fine, but you better hurry up!”
Jaemin jammed not one, but both his shoes into the door.
“Mmmh, it’s so warm and wet in here.” You splashed the water for effect.
Jaemin skidded to the edge of the jacuzzi. “You’re a siren. You know that, right?” he said, eyeing the outline of your naked body under the water.
He was about to step in when you stopped him with a hand on his leg.
“Nuh uh,” you said. “Boxers off, big boy.”
Jaemin groaned. “Really?”
You grinned devilishly. “No clothes allowed here! So come on… get little J out!”
For a second, you really thought Jaemin was going to say the safe word and bow out. But to your surprise, he yanked his boxers off and flung them to the side.
Let’s just say that little J wasn’t looking so… little tonight.
He slid into the water beside you. “You really are something, Y/n.”
You touched his arm gently. “If you don't want to do this, we can stop. We do have a comfy bed waiting for us upstairs…” You searched his face for any signs of doubt.
Jaemin smiled and shook his head. “No, I want this. I mean… this is literally my ultimate fantasy. I will be dreaming of you and this night for years.”
Your cheeks warmed. Jaemin really was a charmer.
“Okay, babe. Get comfy…”
Jaemin settled his back against the wall.
You sucked in a deep breath – holding your nose for dramatic effect – and ducked your head under the water.
You waded closer and put your mouth on him.
“Athena, Aphrodite, Artemis. Ohh goddesses, I'm going to hell!” Jaemin cried, as you found your rhythm.
He threw his head back, not caring that it smacked against the wet tiles. He let out a long, low moan.
After a few seconds, you rose to the surface, gasping.
You smoothed your sopping wet hair and gave him your sultriest smoulder. “Not so shy now, are we?”
Jaemin grinned, eyes hazy. “This is incredible. I don’t think I’m going to last long.”
“Good.” You slipped your hand under the water to touch him. “Because this is actually a lot more difficult than I was expecting it to be.”
Jaemin caressed your cheek lovingly. “Marry me.”
“Jaemin!” You gasped. “Are you really proposing when my hand is on your… you know what?”
He barked out a laugh. It bounced around the walls of the pool, magnifying his happiness.
“I wouldn’t have it any other way,” he murmured.
(And to be honest, neither would you.)
Every time literally anyone claims anything about God or Jesus ("Jesus was a Communist" "Jesus would be right-wing"), I think "Aurelio Voltaire, we're really in it now"
Fox: “The name is Fox and yours?”
Woman: “So, your name is Fox?”
Woman: “do you make weird sounds? Because I would like to hear them.”
lol byebye revenants
so I'm writing a poem per day bc I am nuts and I did one yesterday that I kind of love. it’s not spn (though if you squint closely it could be about Jack).
anyway. I want to share it, but this may. not be the place haha since..again not spn. but if enough folks wanted it I suppose I could. Any interest?