Because he had loads to do.
Because he had loads to do.
SLPT Check for cows
Hola doña e_e
Imagine Keith Moon singing The Lions Sleep Tonight into Pete’s ear while he is drunk in their room at midnight
Boomers be like
“Excusssse me! But I already have a wifffeeee..” Taeil slurs while being unable to compose himself properly. You chuckle in reply, “Honey, I am your wife.”
Taeil shot up his head to look at you and gave you a long look, as if he was thinking of what to answer you. After seconds of staring at each other, he beams out, “No way.” And leans closer to you, using your arm as a support for him to prevent his legs from wobbling. He started to boop your nose while he mumbles to himself,
“Ha.. no.. You look WAY too much like an angel.”
Imagine Joey Benson whispering Wait (The Whisper Song) into your ear in his bedroom at 3:00 am midnight
Me and a couple of friends were skipping school (not an actual class, just an assembly that’s the exact same thing every year and completely pointless to go to again) and were really nervous about it because we’d never skipped before. The hallways were full of teachers trying to stop people from skipping the assembly, so we had to keep taking detours and making excuses. Just before we made it out of the school, we ran into one of the most intimidating teachers in the entire building. We fully expected her to yell at us and march us back to the auditorium, but she must have seen how anxious we all were because she just said “I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t see you guys. Have a nice afternoon!” and kept walking.
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You know a small thing I love about the latest Charmed ep (2x06)?
The bar guy looked at Harry and was like, ‘Pfft! You’re not gonna stab me. I ain’t telling you shit.’
And then he looked at Mel and was like, ‘Yeah, that one will torch this whole damn bar and everyone in it, including herself. Here’s you’re info.’
What could possibly go wrong…
u know im passing half of my classes. in biotech i have a 91 , in art i have a 100, and in history i have a 99. and im so close to fixing my psych grade. so soon ill be passing 4 out of 6 classes. but yknow my dad loves to only focus on my failing classes.
Communist, Ilo, and Strike: Strike 1
the ilo n
Rule broken: Communist
Take turns talking.
Consequence: None (Warning)
College, College Football, and Football: Ron
inherits Patent after
4 co-owners disappear on
MH 370 Flight
Their sons an ther
daughters hey scced
the idol of Canoon
KL-03 micro-chip now
under full control
of the Zionist elite
We were all bom into
a satanic sun cult
Look at the
in between the
Those are the
Everything in this
world is an
How come none of these “journalists” ever brought up the
Rothschild connection to missing flight MH370?
Even if the story about Jacob Rothschild and his
company’s patent isn’t true (it is)
you would think someone on tv would at least bring it up.
No one ever did. Not even once.
How do you explain that?
Like we all say Oscar can have chemistry with a tea kettle but we underestimate how much chemistry Driver has to considering the first thought that popped in my brain when i saw “Charlie Bird!” clip from Marriage Story was “ wow Hot” ..
After watching the last episode of my hero academia, I REALLY REALLY need to write that fic about Kirishima confronting his shadow and gaining a persona lmao