#lmfao Tumblr posts

  • puppiedotcom
    21.10.2021 - 19 minutes ago

    How do you sluts (affectionate) not have stis?? like what the fuck

    #third time's the charm for me i guess right lmfao #but some of you can have upwards of 6 partners and not an sti in sight #fuck you honestly.
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  • moonprincejin
    21.10.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #im sending you lots of warm cuddles and sweet teas for the falling weather <3 #i cut my hair out of impulse this weekend lmfao #*telepathically sends you many smooches* #ans#muwutuals
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  • problematicbastards
    21.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    So anyway, Mick in that black blazer jacket in 6x4 is definitely a look Len appreciates.

    #c; Leonard Snart [CAPTAIN COLD] | Character Study #kinda lmfao
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  • exqviseit
    21.10.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #SO NOT SAD #Agsggshs#/lh #Block the word evil lmfao the tumblrinas are going mad today #Anon <3
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  • wonhuis
    21.10.2021 - 2 hours ago

    the ‘goth rave’ tumblr theme palette is just so great, all the colors are really up my alley, tumblr really matched my aesthetic with this one. well done 

    #i'm a dark theme user since before dark themes existed #i remember using an extension that inverted colors lmfao #but this goth rave one is gorgeous bc it is black with purples and cyans accents. BEAUTIFUL #truly paula friendly #also the name is goth. perfect #i dont praise tumblr really often but they did great on this one. all the others suck though lmfao #text#talks#not 17 #although i do wish that the tags and the buttons had different colors from the posts #maybe the same color of the other links #maybe i just wish the post text had a different color instead lmfao so then everything is the same but only the text is different #bc now it's just all the same color and its not AS pleasing as it could be #but no i wish the blog name + tags + buttons were the same pink from the follow/explore button #maybe the buttons could be cyan too actually #i'm a graphic designer and am studying ux design lmfao tumblr should be hiring me #i'm especialized in colors #i'll dev an extension for that and that only
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  • lokescurse
    21.10.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Look, all I’m saying is that Naoya can’t say any of that dumb shit if you’re busy kissing him.

    #Naoya Zenin#Naoya #some of y'all wanna hit him and I get it! #But I am an intellectual #playing 5D chess over here lmfao #shitposting#thirstposting
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  • ginjointsintheworld
    21.10.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #leyren #lauren x leyla #lauren bloom#leyla shinwari#new amsterdam #leyla: *talks about money* #me: *shaking screaming crying throwing up* #the dread i had when she made the comment about how much 250 grand is.... sick and twisted #gonna stay in denial though and hope this is a misdirection #(the way lauren didn't flinch when leyla made that comment like she has in other moments of guilt gives hope *eyes emoji*) #anyways i liked how leyla just... popped out of nowhere from the ED lmao #like she was looking around wondering where her grumpy other half was and noticed her stomping by #eyebrows furrowed and jaw ticked in annoyance and ducked out to see what's up #but also. romantic dinner plans. #also did anybody else catch that comment by flores in the previous scene #that fuentes had to make a generous donation of 250k to the artificial heart trial to get them that surgery #lmfao welp guess it came from the ED budget rip #lauren's already stashing supplies in the ceiling how you gonna cut their money even more fsldjfl #mine*
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  • ladyazthreal
    21.10.2021 - 2 hours ago

    I have no idea who originally posted this. I have a vague memory of seeing it before but I can't remember where.

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  • dilf-uc
    21.10.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #sora answers#answering: luvrinnie #i can be cursed tho #LMFAO THANK YOU FOR COMING INTO MY INBOX UR SO SWEET!! #don’t be shy to come into my inbox again i’m not that scawwy hehe <3 #i feel like i’ve read one of your p*rn visuals about hq once :0 #or perhaps i’m tripping lmfaondbf #i’m not active in hq much anymore but
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  • haruchio
    21.10.2021 - 2 hours ago

    I love the girl in line at Starbucks today that turned around and was like “Omg I love your sweater so much” and I was like “aw thank u 🥰” and then she was like “Who is it btw” and I was like “…Eren” and she was like “Yaaaaas” and then left

    #LIKE WHAT LMFAO #THAT KILLED ME I was so confused #Love that she complimented me and had no idea who he was
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  • lesbians-for-felix
    21.10.2021 - 3 hours ago

    not mfs on insta straight up saying "honestly S4 is good because it tackles [blank] issues !" see i'd agree if chloe and felix didn't exist but

    #like ok girl. they tackle them badly LMFAO #the only episodes i could take slightly seriously were gos and rocketear #everything else is either tone deaf or a filler episode. convince me otherwise i dare you
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  • s-s-southsideserpentine
    21.10.2021 - 3 hours ago
    #obx oc: phoebe deluca #this is Not a couple to ship lmfao #exes: phoebe and rafe #rafe cameron x oc #rafe cameron
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  • windstrider2017
    21.10.2021 - 3 hours ago

    3rd official practice today and we did pretty well and had a lot of fun, we’re improving as a team, generally pretty organized, and people are really helpful and patient so I’m improving a lot too. Defense is harder for me than offense, but I’ve improved on that a lot with people’s help, and I’m generally good on offense except for the occasional wildly errant pass.

    Our first game, if enough of us are cleared and can go, might be this Saturday which p much mentally knocked me on my ass to see in the groupchat after I got back to my apartment. Because. What the fuck. How. Us. ME. WHAT. But if it does become a thing, I’ll try my best and have fun!

    I took my first real big hit too from a random accidental collision, it was actually fun for me and fired me up seeing that I could take a hit like that and be fine. The only damage done at all I think will be a big bruise and maybe some slight ‘rug burn’ from the turf, because I basically crashed onto the turf and part of my right leg took the brunt.

    As long as there’s no broken bones and stuff, honestly? None of the minor stuff is much issue to me and is something to show off, lol. As long as none of us get anything beyond bruises and muscle soreness, good. And with me being new as well as the smallest player, even with my shitload of top of the line pads I’m obviously, as a reasonable person, going to be a little doubtful as to how hard of hits I can take. Having taken a few hard hits with no issue, I’m feeling a bit better about it. And there’s some other people fairly close to my size and build, so while they have some more muscle than I do from playing for years, I’m not unusually small.

    Also, I’m bringing more water next practice if I can. One of our teammates didn’t have enough (or any I think? yikes) and he looked...ahh. Not good. I offered my unopened bottle but he declined. If I knew these people better I’d have handed it to him and been like ‘drink this water pls for the love of God you look and sound like you’re going to keel over, this is yours now.’ Another teammate (hasn’t shown up yet) is sick with what is likely covid or flu. Even tho I’m the little brother of this team and of a lot of my friends in general, I am also the mom/dad/big bro friend and I’m like yall pls take care of yourselves!!!

    #and don't get me started on some of my friends from class or from freshman year who are overworked and not sleeping enough #i know especially from personal experience that it's not always an option to take care of yourself properly and be okay #and that i ought to follow some of my own advice sometimes lmfao (cough late night study sessions. insomnia. internet rabbitholes. etc) #but yeah. i don't want anybody to be hurt or tired or overworked or whatever #i have to routinely tell my mom 'pls take care of yourself. even if not for your sake then do it bc you can't help others if you're put out' #she and people in general often tell me the same thing #ah on the note of running/hydration/etc. i think my cardio is improving. instead of being completely winded and gulping for air #while i still have some of that i've felt something i haven't in years. the kind of burn in my mouth and throat i'd get while running rly ha #*hard not ha. it took me way longer this time to get to the point where i knew i'd need a break. and it was all the way till our water break #while running has never been my strong suit in exercise except for sprints i used to have some pretty good endurance #i think i'm finally getting it back. i'm sore but it feels good to push myself like that #i ran about as much and as hard as i could today #and since there was no carpool (some ppl couldn't make it today) i walked both to and from the field. which i enjoyed since it's fall #i managed to speedwalk from my apartment to the field in less than 20 minutes and get there early enough for more extra warmup #and practice. it's only because it's well lit and on campus but it's also amazing to feel okay walking by myself at night #the fact that i'm wearing a school jersey (clearly belong to someone/would be missed and also defended if anyone tried shit w me) #and am carrying a metal stick in one hand helps lol #if i was empty-handed and just le me walking i'd feel way more worried. but then i'd also be extremely unlikely to do it #for anything but this. i also don't think i've hardly ever gotten anywhere as fast and energetically as walking to the field #walking there is also a good extra warmup and walking to and from is exercise. which i definitely need a lot of! #it's so funny bc i can be incredibly lazy and lethargic and stuff otherwise. but in sports i'll run myself ragged and do all kinds of stuff #that i'd never even be ABLE to do otherwise basically ever #i can hardly make myself get up for a snack or the tv remote or my headphones or something #but damn if i won't sprint like a cheetah during drills and stuff when i have enough energy/ability to do so #wearing cleats today helped a lot. my regular shoes are good but of course these cleats are actually made for lacrosse #and are specifically made to be super light and have good traction for wearers to run and dodge with #oh yeah and our game if we have it this weekend is a day trip and against 2 different schools basically back to back #so good thing i'm catching up quickly and am a seriously stubborn and enduring motherfucker lmao cause oof i'll be feeling that later #since i did extra walking and running and dodging i'm definitely feeling it a bit tonight already
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  • chewedcorn
    21.10.2021 - 3 hours ago

    How was your delivery? It was AARGHYGAHGAHAHAHAGRRRRRR!

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  • francesthecute
    21.10.2021 - 3 hours ago

    it’s important to kno that if i like a sad post of urs it’s because i am happy about it. i am rooting for your downfall at all times

    #/s i'd hope it's obvious #this is how i always feel it comes across tho lmfao #i'm sorry. all i can do is send heart pngs onto ur screen
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  • lunarlibraa
    21.10.2021 - 3 hours ago

    i always try my hardest to deny the libra lovesick stereotype but i fell in love three times today in the span of 2 hours without leaving the place i was at 😕

    #i didn’t even see the face of one of them because they were wearing a halloween mask but they were fine #i just know it #v rambles #will delete bc this very deterimental to my earth sign love fearing brand lmfao
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  • whatsyournametoday
    21.10.2021 - 4 hours ago

    imagine lying about shit as small as a deleted email lmaooo

    #and for what #fucking shady #but not surprising lmfao #couldn’t be me🥴
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  • dragonflute
    21.10.2021 - 4 hours ago

    joy shenmue tribute

    #personal #i loooooove making shitty bad videos for no reason its so fun #i wanted to include gifs from aarons sims game but capcut didnt let me use gifs #shenmue #← cant believe im tagging that LMFAO
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  • angeltiddies
    21.10.2021 - 4 hours ago

    pink panty wearing rice milk drinking glazed donut looking

    #etc#dean smith #oh lmfao this sounds liek the hash slinging slasher
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  • obeysword
    21.10.2021 - 4 hours ago

    the amount of want that yu has for this fucking rabbit is ridiculous. baby it’s not even that good. it’s so under leveled and you’re so over leveled. let it go pls

    #▼ OOC △ #idk why he's so crazy for bunnies suddenly #but he really loves them apparently :c #i really want to do writing so we'll see if that's a thing when i'm done in here lmfao #ugh i hate how tumblr fucks up photos
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