Boomers be like
We already knew this.
my nightly routine consists of me watching porn, crying, struggling to make myself cum, somehow making myself cum, and crying myself to sleep
Damn man damn
Not fast enough, because apparently not even a gold pass was enough to buy their way out of the bottom 2
I lost my left airpod & have to wait til Saturday to go to the Apple Store and pay $70 for just ONE Airpod 🙃😭
sometimes I just randomly remember how I made a grown man cry just because I’m a lesbian and honestly? what a power move.
Thought this was funny
Annabelle: *coughs * “My Papa” I can’t enjoy this show I’m in stitches!
Orb Hacks! [OC]
Omg that’s me!
A day late and a dollar short
Those drive thru lines be too long