#lmfao Tumblr posts

  • assignedchadatbirth
    31.07.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    Wait it’s normal for parents to like constantly mock you right

    #wait is it not #sjdjjfjff #that’s like all they did I never had support like I would get mockery if they were feeling NICE #like that was on a good day! otherwise it would be intense hostility and punishment #is that not normal sjdkkff #like all my parents did was make fun of me sjdjdjff #yes even when I was suicidal that’s the first thing my dad did when I got out of the psychiatric hospital was make a suicide joke LMAOOO #and of course I wasn’t at all surprised since like #that’s all my family does sndnnfmf #like make fun of me yell at me etc etc #and it’s worse than that ofc #I wasn’t gonna tell them I was in the hospital but apparently we had health insurance and I was on it so they forced me to ugh that was #the absolute worst #Bc I really did NOT want to tell them lmfao #come to think of it they could have lied like why couldn’t I have just said I wanna not use health insurance lmfao #but I was like 19 I didn’t know any better and society has an obsession with family #everyone in that fucking hospital was like why haven’t you called your parents ajsjdkf #sui //
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  • hyperesthesias
    31.07.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    captain gregor refers to the unidentified TK trooper as 'plebe', which is synonymous for the word 'pleb', a lesser god denoted in greek mythology. this raises the question of whether or not a similar mythological structure exists in the star wars universe, which is also accessible to childhood development as well as the clones. in this essay i will --

    #pls #this is so niche #but im sitting here laughing my ass off at the thought of gregor being the Weird Kid obsessed with greek mythology #it fits#lmfao#star wars#captain gregor #clone trooper gregor #bad batch #bad batch gregor #bad batch headcanons
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  • franks-mixtape
    31.07.2021 - 31 minutes ago
    #ooc: wheeze honk #ooc: this made me laugh #art by @ghostyteeth #ooc: i love my friends LMFAO
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  • agentemo
    31.07.2021 - 43 minutes ago

    I can't believe I'm seeing fall out boy next week

    #i keep like...screeching about it lol #its nice when C sings along cuz yeah its fall out boy of course she knows a bunch of their songs lol #depending on how this goes i might retract my anti stadium show statement #i cant go in pits anymore anyway ill pay the same amount i did 10 years ago for barricade to present day last minute nosebleeds #this is like. i think maybe the least ive spent to see fall out boy lmfao #yeah bamboozle 2009 was more expensive aaaahahahaha #wait the tv thing was free but come on.... come On #MY SHOWS#EEEEEEEE
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  • cowboytai
    31.07.2021 - 45 minutes ago
    #sansthepacifist #mutuals! #tai talks #AINT NOTHIN WRONG with having a lot of likes #its just not my cup of tea. i get overwhelmed because it feels like [ I Own Too Much ] #or like somehow im never going to be able to find something i truly enjoy if i have too many likes #i usually save my likes for only top tier x reader fics LMFAO !!!!!!! #or really good art pieces and food recipes #or of course my friends' posts #but i go through every week or so and get rid of what i dont need or want anymore
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  • homelessjocks
    31.07.2021 - 53 minutes ago

    playing online with this guy i met recently essentially he’s home alone taking shots and playing on his pc he said he’d taken around 15 shots like wow… what a life

    #this other guy #drunk and straight too #was talking about #all the#quote unquote#fine bitches#he’s had #saying lemme tell you guys something #just bragging about the sex he’s had #like#enough#lmfao #i know those girls were dogs #i know it #i’ve seen him #and ya#anyway #drunk people are exhausting #and when they’re str8 too #forget about it
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  • yeagerhater
    31.07.2021 - 55 minutes ago
    #👀 anon#it's callie#lmfao #close but no banana #i'm blushing violently #'chubby pussy' goodnight... yeah #i'm chubby <3 #makes me good to grab... yeah?
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  • jchnmulaney
    31.07.2021 - 55 minutes ago

    i’m changing this prompt because men don’t have brain cells

    #i deserve this for redownloading hinge #i gotta be honest i dont even rly know the point either of these responses are trying to make #i can’t tell if they know what bourgeoisie means or not lmfao
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  • jubileetion
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    it’s so weird to see people talk about childhood friends on my dash like i had no friends till 7th grade also i don’t miss the people who were mean to me before that... hate and evil in my heart ❤️

    #that other post i made where i was like oh this one girl and i could have had the jung that larajean talked ab in tatbilb but she had always #been a pos so like. i do not feel connected to her in anyway😭😭😭 #maybe this is why the more time i spend in isolation the more i don’t want to see my friends lmfao omg is it the preservation that survives #in me… #um… no anyways
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  • knightlyslut
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #my answer to 66: how are we doing tonight Geralt of Rivia kinnies let me hear you make some fucking noise!!!!!! #mine#answered#bard-llama #fun fact: redacted is now one of my fraternity brothers lmfao #I’ve fucked… wow only two brothers overal #I thought it’d be more
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  • zintranslations
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #anon #you're too nice to not be nice lmfao i trust and believe you
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  • sailor-tatooine
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Gonna miss this daily view :/

    #stoned #I keep deleting this lmfao but maybe I won’t delete this time
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  • hizentadahiro
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #the cats meow #i am doin OK!!! #just restless and also like riding out weird feelings along w/ fighting an infection lmfao kdsfhkjfdkgjh
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  • ressjeon
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    YES, im still editing while eating cuz my stomach's actually growling 💀💀

    #update #LMFAO MIDNIGHT SNACK Y'ALL
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  • 5tiimewinner
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

         who’s gonna give the catboy some pets around here ?

    #* 🛵  xv.  `  . ☆ミ  CAT KITTY CAT CAT KITTY CAT CAT !  ́ -  ヽ  catboy . #LMFAO #i gotta go to sleep but like hey. give him some pets he wont bite maybe
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  • brutlist
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    got called unhinged today 

    #thanks my brain is literally defecting #i'm gonna write i swear i'm trying to figure out what i want to eat tonight lmfao
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  • kyluxtrashpit
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Nothing like wearing your husband’s necklace as a talisman of strength when you go rescue him

    #🥺🥺🥺#sergey razumovsky#сергей разумовский#serovolk#сероволк#plague doctor#чумной доктор#bubble comics#major grom #HELLO EVERYONE THIS UPDATE WAS LITERALLY UNBELIEVABLE #like I just #I cannot process #it was SO GOOD #I just#I can't#huhgughughughg #also look at his terrible hat lmfao
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  • fredsythe
    31.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    I keep thinking about Steve singing real poppy top 40 shit in front of billy and it starts seeping into billys personality like he’s at home doing the dishes and max catches him humming along and shaking his hips to whatever song steve got stuck in his head that day and max gives him SO MUCH shit for it and when Steve finds out he starts teasing billy too and billy gets all huffy and puffy about it

    #harringrove #specifically this was brought up by Spotify playing me harden my heart #and I could NOT stop thinking about Steve singing it around/to billy lmfao #just one of those songs that comes on the radio while they’re driving #and Steve turns that shit up and sings along obnoxiously but adorably #and billy is in love
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