Marriage Proposal

Boomers be like

We already knew this.

PcsM🌙

my nightly routine consists of me watching porn, crying, struggling to make myself cum, somehow making myself cum, and crying myself to sleep

Damn man damn

Not fast enough, because apparently not even a gold pass was enough to buy their way out of the bottom 2

Y’all wanna know how my day is going??

I lost my left airpod & have to wait til Saturday to go to the Apple Store and pay $70 for just ONE Airpod 🙃😭

sometimes I just randomly remember how I made a grown man cry just because I’m a lesbian and honestly? what a power move.

Thought this was funny

Annabelle: *coughs * “My Papa” I can’t enjoy this show I’m in stitches!

Bakery [OC]

idk if you two follow each other but this popped up on my dash, one after the other @dat-soldier @catt-crossing

Orb Hacks! [OC]

Omg that’s me!

A day late and a dollar short

Those drive thru lines be too long