#ma'am Tumblr posts

  • clouiis
    02.08.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    Shdhdjfjf love that I wrote Emma/Adam for every single fucking entry of the warm in wayhaven event ๐Ÿ˜ณย 

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    #i am SO embaressed but also v happy i wrote these (theyre not finished yet but YOU KNOW) #i think tenderfoot is the one im having the most fun w because im making a conscious effort to rlly improve my writing of character bias #and stargazing....man FUCK that prompt it is kicking my ass #it is absolutely my weakest entry #a rose by any other name (yes im punny i know) needs a shorter summary but i cant think of one atm so yall get a fresh fucking QUOTE as a #place holder #anyways tenderfoot my beloved <3 helping me work out what emma's character voice sounds like #to have and to hold is just going to be cute <3333 also tina my bisexual beloved <3 #also it was a MASSIVE brain moment of me (humbly <3) to have emma and adam argue about persuasion but i also havent read it so GUESS #FUCKING GUESS WHO HAS TO SPEED READ THAT BOOK SO I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE THAT FIC LMAO #tunes talks wayhaven #god i cant believe the vampire romance is giving me this dopamine #anyways im gonna yell about tenderfoot in the tags. its so fucking funny how emma's fears of abadonment have her making INSANE statements #about UB. 'they're a precision mechanism w no metaphorical need for an extra person' ma'am these people couldnt track one fucking vampire #who worked under his own NAME at the hospital #anyways i love emma so much GOD #also hilariously cringe (affectionate) of her to bloom 'you're lovely' flowers at adam in that one entry #GOD ma'am u have it so bad
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  • pigmalionizam
    02.08.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    it fucken wimdy -_-

    #chill OUT ma'am i need to go to the ATM!!!
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  • softmary
    02.08.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Lady: "What's your mother's name?"

    Me: "It's [. . .]"

    Lady: "And how do you guys refer to her?"

    Me, not understanding the question: "Uhm, I call her mum-"

    Lady: "Yeah, no shit. But of course you do. What I was trying to ask is if she has a nickname."

    Me, internally screaming: "Oh... Yeah, she does. It's [. . .]"

    Lady: "Thanks for letting me know."

    Me: "No problem, haha..."

    #WHAT THE F KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? #MA'AM I'M AN INTROVERT AND HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETH PLEASE BE SPECIFIC #OMG WHY AM I SO DUMB ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ #WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? YOU HAVE THE A U D A C I T Y TO LAUGH AT ME???
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  • ayashalewis
    02.08.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Headcanon que quand Arthur et Gueniรจvre se font la gueule, ils communiquent en passant par la suivante de Gueniรจvre :

    Gueniรจvre : si Monsieur ne veut pas reconnaรฎtre qu'il a tord, Monsieur peut aller dormir avec une de ses maรฎtresses !

    Arthur : vous direz ร  Madame que si elle arrรชtait de se vexer pour des broutilles, on pourrait ptรชtre arriver ร  pioncer tranquille.

    Angharad : non mais aprรจs moi j'ai peut รชtre d'autres choses ร  faire ร  11h du soir hein.

    #ils s'emboucanent pour evacuer leur tension sexuelle #change my mind #dont think of Arthur saying yes ma'am to his wife #kaamelott #arthur x gueniรจvre
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  • fanartandvents
    02.08.2021 - 2 hours ago

    EVERYTHING IS FINE UNTIL I REMEMBER SPINEL

    #ma'am. ma'am. ma'am.......... #not art #the she..........mwah #steven universe#su spinel
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  • sbnkalny
    02.08.2021 - 5 hours ago
    #QUOTE#DAY 20 #Kalny don't call me ma'am ever again thanks
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  • pheonixvvv
    02.08.2021 - 9 hours ago
    #THIS SONG HAS BEEN ON REPEAT FOR THE LAST MONTH BYE #kong xueer tho like omfg ๐Ÿ˜ฉ #marry me ma'am!? #Spotify
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  • pinkblushings
    02.08.2021 - 10 hours ago

    I have not been the same since the last owl house episode

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  • wildernessuntothemselves
    02.08.2021 - 10 hours ago
    #why can't you do it? #but why? #then it's not your fault #my therapists voice #because I cant #because I don't have the energy #shut up ma'am and let me self-depricate #it's my only driving force lol #mort talks
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  • quilleth
    02.08.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Well I finished Heaven Officialโ€™s Blessing (minus the extras) and I am having feels and also donโ€™t know what to do with myself now....that hurt but also I feel like the grinch and my heart grew 3 sizes this night or something...

    #quilleth reads #heaven official's blessing #tgcf #no thoughts brain full of feels #someone is going to need to explain beefleaf to me because i still have no idea where that name comes from #and nothing in the book seems to have been a possible explanation....at the same time i'm nto sure i want to find out lol #*they have to be worshipped together* mxtx....ma'am......coming for my life with that ending bit.... #god dammit why does it have to be sunday?!! i have to work tomorrow! I'm not goign to be able to function!! #and i was off thursday and friday so there's probably actualyl stuff for me to do!! #how am i supposed to get anything done?!! #the only thing i wish we got would be to have some of hua cheng's POV #do i start a reread or do i start mdzs and maximize my suffering now.......
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  • pulchramusae
    02.08.2021 - 10 hours ago

    ๐˜ช ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ'๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ; ย  ย  ย  ย  ย ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ค ๐™ง๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™—๐™–๐™ง๐™š๐™›๐™ค๐™ค๐™ฉ, ๐™˜๐™ช๐™ง๐™จ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™จ๐™๐™–๐™ง๐™ฅ๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š๐™จ. ๐˜ช ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ'๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ; ย  ย  ย  ย  ๐™ž ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™˜๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™ฎ ๐™๐™–๐™ž๐™ง, ๐™ž ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ฎ ๐™ซ๐™ค๐™ž๐™˜๐™š.

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    #( self promo. ) | spare change ma'am. #( promo. )ย  | the wellerman makes his regular call to encourage the captain; crew and all. #fe3h promo #idk what to tag it as but #yeah spare some love pls #scophophobia/ #i'll make a better one someday im just lazy rn
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  • evening-sol
    02.08.2021 - 10 hours ago

    thirteenth doctor + season 13 trailer + color palettes

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  • mediwriter
    02.08.2021 - 12 hours ago

    i remember na naman the interview i had last friday. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA from now on, instead of sayingย โ€˜hey, bestieโ€™ in my video messages/chika to friends, iโ€™ll start na withย โ€˜hello. itโ€™s me. your haliparot friend.โ€™ oh that sounds so fun HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    #I AM BLAMING MA'AM J TALAGA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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  • mister-dude
    01.08.2021 - 13 hours ago

    Vasili by @onlymeandlife and Meredith

    #boy i lov them #even tho hes a murderous lil shit #also meredith...... ma'am.................................. #cyberpunk 2077#vasili cromwell#meredith stout#my art
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  • the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis
    01.08.2021 - 15 hours ago

    bella becoming a vampire is the saddest possible ending!!! she spends the entire saga thinking โ€œiโ€™m not good enough, i need to become a vampire so i can be good enough for edward, so he wonโ€™t want to leave me.โ€

    and then instead of learning to recognize her own value, she just fucking...becomes a vampire!!! what the fuck! what kind of shitty moral is that!!!

    #im still on this #smeyer really wrote the most depressed character #with no conception of her own worth #and so much self-hate #and then went 'lol yeah that was all justified' #'she changed every aspect of herself and now she's good tho' #ma'am! #what the fuck! #also she's now set up for hella problems down the road #because clearly vampirism does not heal mental illness! #so one day bella's gonna fuck up #or get in a fight with edward #or somethings gonna happen to her perfect family #and she's gonna flip! #she's gonna realize that she's still got all those problems! #and now she's frozen and can never really address them! #that's so sad!!!! #twilight#meta#bella swan
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  • squips-ship
    01.08.2021 - 16 hours ago

    so anyway, sheโ€ฆ. meโ€ฆ. cute tall elezen bard lady updateโ€ฆ.

    #update i am a cute level 45 bard now xoxo #YEAH ITS BEEN LIKE TWO WEEKS AND HERE I AM SDHKHSD #also i love this ribbon because the front part is tricoloured #a whole aesthetic ma'am #i neaRLY HAVE ALL THE CHORAL GEAR!!! #i am the best and cutest bard lady xoxox #im training up a tank and healer class too #eventually#ffxiv posting#inserts: ffxiv
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  • whatjustu
    01.08.2021 - 16 hours ago
    #uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum ma'am whats happening here???
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  • robbiemyboi
    01.08.2021 - 16 hours ago
    #kissing meme#ask#emcads #robert x esmeralda #// i'm dying xD ofc you managed to sneak in on the back end (twss) after he's kissed everyone else in pROPER places #in which this becomes robert's pickup line 'don't worry ma'am. i'm a quaker' *snorts* sure that's what they all say
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  • wintistrash
    01.08.2021 - 19 hours ago

    drive came up on shuffle and now i'm laughing remembering the halsey vs stiefvater feud

    #wintspeak #god she's insane #the current ya girlies could never #like ma'am have you considered it IS an undeniably bluesey song?
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  • athela-3
    01.08.2021 - 20 hours ago

    Inazuma itinerary:

    Try to do quests in Yashiori Island

    Get struck by lightning three times within ten minutes

    Teleport to Inazuma City

    Climb to the highest rooftop of Baal's palace

    (Make sure it's night) Play the lyre on Baal's roof so she can't sleep

    Fly away again come daylight to do quests

    Repeat as many times as necessary

    #genshin impact #ari plays genshin #look i have A Grudgeโ„ข against her ever since she kept zapping my kaeya way back when #and now she keeps zapping zhongli like mA'AM STOP THAT #we probably will meet her in the main quest but i'm not even close to progressing that #so this is the form my justice will take: zhongli playing music on her roof all night #even if i keep repeating the liyue theme because that's the easy option #i'm getting flashbacks to omj card game... ootengu's flute shenanigans lol
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