mac n cheese? mm. yes. pOETRY
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imagine eating beans on toast. this was made by the macoroni with hotdog gang
Thank You, Mac and Cheese
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Drake: I made a mamas day card for mama! :D
“ Oh Drake, it’s lovely! All this for me? ”
It’s already decided and confirmed. This is going on the fridge.
macoroni? with the chicken strips?
Heyo, been obsessed over this guy and Pigpen so shut up and take my headcanons.
Dating Jinhyeok Would Probably Be Like... (some spoilers to Pigpen are mentioned TW; Abuse is mentioned)
•It'll take a while before he really starts to get all emotional and vulnerable.
•Lots and lots of kisses. He's very affectionate.
•Not big on PDA though.
•Loves getting ice cream with you.
•Jinhyeok's favorite scent is sweet pea. He also likes vanilla and lavender. It makes him calm and happy. So when you guys shower that's usually the scent of the soap.
•Barbecue ribs are his favorite food. You and him try to make it but end up ordering out instead.
•Jinhyeok secretly loves it when you bathe him and then massage his scalp with a towel to dry him off.
•He usually cuddles up and sleeps next to you afterwards.
•He often cries thinking he doesn't deserve you but you always comfort him.
•He hates gaming, watching TV, cuddling, or whatever in the dark. Always in the light. When you walk in your place and it's dark you always tell him to look away because the dark scares him.
•He likes curling into a ball beside you under the blankets. Makes him feel safe. (Fun fact: this headcanon was based on something I used to do when I was little. I'd cuddle up in a ball next to dad on his bed whenever we'd take naps. I still do that when I get the chance)
•He loves having his cheek kissed a lot.
•He is very touch starved and loves being the little spoon and having his hair washed and played with.
•His favorite animal is an elephant
•He loves it when you lay on top of him. Kinda like a weighted blanket
•You try not to raise your voice at him no matter how upset you are at him because then he gets triggered and cries and hides in blankets for hours (he kinda dissociates). While disassociating he repeats the words "I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... no more belt please... don't turn off the lights..." He always has that star projector you bought him under his blanket for light. He cuddles his plushie too.
•He own a baby blue elephant plush.
•His plush's name is Mr. Trunkie Trunks. He loves it and takes good care of it.
If we're doing age regressor headcanons
•I'd say he isn't really bratty.
•He usually just watches cartoons and just wants to be babied.
•His favorite snack is chocolate chip cookies and goldfish.
•It's important you don't raise your voice at him ESPECIALLY while he's in his little headspace.
•Mr. Trunkie Trunks gets dressed up by him often. Usually he wears a monocle, a red bow tie and top hat, it just makes Jinhyeok happy seeing Mr. Trunkie Trunks like that.
•His favorite meal while in little space is mini cheeseburgers and curly fries.
•He doesn't own any age regressor gear as he's still ashamed of his coping mechanism. The only thing he has is Mr. Trunkie Trunks and some coloring books. No pacifiers or sippy cups but he secretly wants to buy one.
•He doesn't mind if you guys go to the park or stay home. As long as you're there he's a happy boy.
•Macoroni cups with the noodles shaped like Spongebob? The best.
•His favorite drink in little space is strawberry milk.
•He always tries to make you food but the mind up is cookies and some goldfish but he's trying :3
•His favorite cartoon is The Amazing World of Gumball.
•He loves Kirby and plays it in little space.
•His little space age is 4.
•Jinhyeok often has nightmares and cries when he wakes up (explaining why he's so tired looking. Applies to while he's in little space and while he's out of it). Coo to him, let him listen to your heartbeat since it makes him calm down and sing this song to him (I'll sing it tomorrow).
Sorry this was long and if this was some word vomit. I met a girl online and we vibed so hard while I made headcanons like a good chunk of these are copy pastes and then some. While talking I headcanoned that Jinhyeok is an age regressor due to his childhood trauma. Hope you guys enjoyed and remember! Age regression is a coping mechanism! Not a kink!
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Pusy smel like macoroni
Rantaro having a crush on his idiot best friend
He didn’t know how it happens, he usually had to protect you and stuff
So how did he fall for you in the first place?
He found you sobbing over the stupidest reasons
“Ummm Y/N, are you okay?”
“I’M SORRRYYYYYYYYYYY! I SQUISHED AN AVOCADO I KNOW YOU’RE FAMILY AND I’M SORYYYYYYY” you kept sobbing
He swear he was sick of the avocado jokes, HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE ONE
But he still loves you
And when you confessed you did it in the most dumb ass way possible
“Hey shawty wanna be the cheese to my macoroni and hold hands on the super smash bro’s select screen? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
You were confessing your love and t h a t? That’s how you confessed?
He accepted obviously but, you asked like that?
I will be doing other characters so feel free to suggest some
you eat ketchup in macoroni and cheese, wear mood rings unironically, watched hamilton and didn’t like aaron burr, hate ashe bradley, didn’t have an undertale phase, read homestuck, like winter, come from a wealthy family, spoiled any part omori for me, keiji stan, enter my room and don’t close the door, don’t love kittens, think gin or kanna are bad characters, and anything similar to these
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