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  • magicalbuffalotransformerman
    03.12.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    Somewhere in Antarctica

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    [the antarctican landscape. as serene as hell itself. rarely any wildlife, some great materials for a snow castle and, awakening from a crash in a pile of snow, one disoriented footmuncher.]

    [using his hands as leverage, footmuncher raises himself above the pile of snow he was buried under. he surveys his surroundings.]

    FM: ...

    [he attempts his radio, and picks up a signal.]

    mafia soldier: Mafia Soldier to Footmuncher. Go ahead.

    FM: heyy, dude... i may have fallen asleep during one of my flights and gotten lost again... could you, uh, help me out?

    mafia soldier: Possibly. Report systems conditions, if you please.

    FM: i feel like shit. i think my legs are busted. i don't remember much, splitting headache-

    mafia soldier: [writing down notes] Alright, that'll be all. I'll get Patchwork to tow you back and you'll be all good. How's that sound?

    FM: that sounds nice. might need an... an energon transplant, too. the snow's all colorful. . ,. , ,,,

    mafia soldier: ...Footmuncher?

    [Footmuncher's signal is lost with a thump. Get Patchwork stat.]

    [Stomping.]

    mafia soldier: Patchwork! Sorry to disturb you, but we got a situation!

    PW: oh, shit. i-uhm, sorry. paperwork and caffeine. what's going on?

    mafia soldier: Footmuncher's in trouble somewhere and I need you to recover him. I've already triangulated his location for you, a-

    [patchwork is already rolling out the bunker door.]

    [Observe the damage to Patchwork's office door.]

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    [..,.,;';'?"?;'!'?"!!!?¡‽‽«»„*:;:±±--]

    [footmuncher awakens again, with a much more... calmer attitude, and less energon.]

    FM: ...eugh... whuh...

    [a faint, russian horn is heard in the distance. footmuncher uses a floodlight as a distress beacon, and fights to keep himself awake.]

    ...

    [eventually, patchwork arrives.]

    PW: footmuncher, for primus' sake!

    FM: heh. hey doc.

    PW: why did you go and fly around at midnight, dude??

    FM: wanted to try out autopilot mode. it sucks.

    PW: as i can see. here, your legs are... are... dear primus, your legs are fucked. let's get you back home.

    FM: alright, well. no promises.

    [footmuncher, using what little energy he has left, climbs onto patchwork's rocket tubes and is carried off into the distance.]

    -

    [Chug a third cup of tea.]

    [BEEP. Take a look at the terminal, read the message from Patchwork in record time. Remotely activate the bunker door.]

    [patchwork rolls into the base, with footmuncher sliding off of his rocket tubes. patchwork transforms, picking footmuncher up like a princess, carrying him into his office.]

    [Get out of the chair, and prepare for a fourth cup of tea.]

    -

    [patchwork loads footmuncher onto the operation table, rushes to grab his tool table and begins hasty work on footmuncher, starting at the legs.]

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    [Wait for Patchwork. Encounter a... surprisingly demonic visage.]

    Lizzie: Greetings. I don't believe we've met yet, sir.

    mafia soldier: Pull up a chair, ma'am. Let's converse.

    [Lizzie does so, squatting down next to Mafia Soldier.]

    mafia soldier: Well, I suppose I should introduce myself first. I am Mafia Soldier, a man who's lived for 200 or more years. I haven't had the best set of cards dealt to me. If you want to hear some stories later, I'm totally down to tell you some. Now, who are you?

    Lizzie: They call me Lizzie, because I was never given a proper name. I forgot for how long I've been alive, but my life is filled with death and sex. Thought I'd fit in here, and I have... a personal situation, if I may explain further.

    mafia soldier: As you wish.

    Lizzie: So there's this fanatic crewmate I met back on Polus, a blue one. He's... a bit insane about trying to hunt me down? I think he wants my "pelt", whatever that is, or he just wants to keep me as a slave for some reason. Maybe he wants to kill me... and I wanted to ask if you could keep me safe?

    mafia soldier: ...This reminds me. I have a friend who's very good at this sort of 'bodyguard' stuff. Give me a second.

    Lizzie: Alright.

    [Get up. Time to call the TYRANT. Soldier takes his phone out of his pocket, and dials the Titan of Time.]

    [Moments later, the Thing With a Mile Wide Smile arrives with his glitch-teleportation.]

    TYRANT: GREETINGS.

    Lizzie: Hello there.

    TYRANT: ...ANOTHER SPACESUIT, SOLDIER?

    mafia soldier: Kolga's girlfriend, as far as I know.

    Lizzie: Yeah, he's really nice. I know a couple of the guys here, so I figured I'd stay here for a couple days.

    TYRANT: ANY PARTICULAR REASON, OR ARE YOU A NOMAD SORT OF PERSON?

    Lizzie: There's a blue crewmate after me, and he's managed to chase me to every single hiding place I've ever used, from back alley to dumpster to cave 'n' cliff. Could you make sure he doesn't get to me?

    TYRANT: WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T PROTECT A FRIEND, HMM?

    [Lizzie's footing grows loose.]

    [TYRANT kneels down to match Lizzie's squatting height.]

    TYRANT: I PRESUME THIS ISSUE HAS TROUBLED YOU FOR QUITE SOME TIME?

    Lizzie: ...Y-yeah. [She hugs the TYRANT.] Thank you. Very much.

    TYRANT: I KNOW WHY YOU'VE DONNED ME WITH THE THERAPY ROBOT NICKNAME NOW, SOLDIER.

    [Chuckle.] mafia soldier: I can tell.

    [TYRANT pats Lizzie's back, and feeling her leaning into him, he holds her up and decides to scratch her chin.]

    [Head over to the kettle. Gotta make the tea now, soldier.]

    [a yawning bonecrusher rolls out of the hallway, and takes a seat on the kitchen counter.]

    BC: hey, little dudes.

    TYRANT: GREETINGS, BONECRUSHER. THERE'S A NEW SPACESUIT IN THE BASE TODAY.

    BC: oh? cool. [he scoots over a bit.] how'zit going, purple lady?

    Lizzie: It's going... unusual. Being on the run can make you get emotional quickly.

    mafia soldier: I've got personal experience, I can understand. Welcome to your new home, if you wish.

    Lizzie: I am absolutely staying here, no argument. Everyone here that I've met so far is just... [A small stim.] Why would I leave?

    TYRANT: GLAD TO HEAR IT, MA'AM. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, IF I MAY ASK?

    Lizzie: Lizzie's m'name, and... well, I'm really horny. Especially for my boyfriend.

    BC: oh shit, me too. that's so cool! [he pets lizzie's head.]

    Lizzie: Gotta say, I love the attention... who's that?

    [footmuncher arrives from patchwork's office.]

    BC: oh, thats... footmuncher? did you get bulkier since we last saw you, buddy?

    FM, looking at his upgrades: ...you could say that. i've got an armored form like rockie's now, dude, and i feel fucking awesome! [he sits next to the smaller lads.] how's it going, everyone?

    Lizzie: Pretty good. Name's Lizzie. Hi.

    TYRANT: YEAH, IT'S GOING ALRIGHT. NOT THAT MUCH MURDERING YET, VERY PEACEFUL.

    mafia soldier: The voices have gotten quieter. Glad to see you've recovered from the crash.

    FM: [He retract his armor.] so, y'all wanna converse for a bit?

    BC: i'm down.

    mafia soldier, Lizzie: Cool.

    TYRANT: I'VE GOT TO GO, ACTUALLY. APOLOGIES, EVERYONE, TIGHT SCHEDULE. GOOD DAY, EVERYONE. [The TYRANT dissipates.]

    [Lizzie topples over.] Lizzie: ...damnit. [She giggles, and gets back onto her feet.]

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    #nsfw: swearing #nsfw: major damage (in the start at least) #footmuncher#mafia soldier#patchwork#lizzie :)#the tyrant#bonecrusher #look babes! i managed to pull out and complete two drafts in one day! woohoo! #my homework is gonna suffer but fuck it :) #enjoy the post!
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  • aabcin
    03.12.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    Sad Dazai

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  • itsonly-a-a-ronrelax
    03.12.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    Hip Hop won again tonight with this Bone Thugs & Harmony vs Three 6 Mafia Verzuz.

    I knew Three 6 would body bone thugs, but.., I didn’t think it would be THIS bad omg 😂

    #music#hip hop #three 6 mafia #bone thugs n harmony #Verzuz
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  • anonynim
    03.12.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    Imagine…

    You made a bet with a hot man w/out knowing that he is the youngest mafia boss that controls the city.

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  • fivefamiliesnyc-promos
    03.12.2021 - 27 minutes ago
    FIVE FAMILIES at the helm of dominance in one city that didn't stand a chance. Welcome to New York City, the city of dreams. It is here that immigrants far and wide got a new start for a better life. As the most populous city in the United States, New York City is culturally diverse, vibrant, and captivating in its own right. Down to its exclusive shops, flashy Broadway performances, and high-flying business tycoons, it's a city that goes on living well after hours. For the last 70 years it has been dominated by FIVE MAFIA FAMILIES that work together to profit big in new construction, oil companies, weapons trade, drug dealing, prostitution, and illegal imports/exports—to name a few. And to keep these families blameless in their endeavors, The Commission oversees Mafia activities and handles disputes within the families. Sounds perfect, right? Join in on the fun and see where it might lead. In NYC opportunity awaits around every corner. So grab a piece of cheesecake, hail a taxi, and get ready for the most unique ride of yourself!

    Fivefamiliesnyc is a mature Mafia/Crime group with triggering themes that require 21+ muns and 25+ characters to ensure 21+ resources. Visit us at fivefamiliesnyc where apps are accepted on a rolling basis!

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  • wbpromos
    03.12.2021 - 29 minutes ago
    “Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

    𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐘𝐂. WorldBurn is an original character crime & roleplay group set in New York, exploring the corrupt underworld of the city. — Click the source link or on this blog’s icon to be redirected to our page!

    ACCEPTING ON A ROLLING BASIS!

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  • bookerdewittless
    03.12.2021 - 43 minutes ago

    omg i’m stuck on that now i nearly forgot it’d even been said in game. why the hell would vito’s mom send him to confession for fooling around with a woman when he would have been 20 years old at the time, an age where such activities are his own business and tbh kind of expected? the double standard is men aren’t exactly expected to be chaste, and it was only that one time he was sent to confession, it just doesn’t make sense!! his mom knew he hangs around joe who’s a VERY open womanizer (even has joe’s phone number), so why would catching vito with 1 specific woman make her send her adult son to confession........ unless it wasn’t a woman

    this is a tiny, niche hill but i will die on it🌈

    #alexcessive #bc mafia 2 has a lot of problems i need this #the definitive edition has a warning abt it but bruh that was rough
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  • linesthetic
    03.12.2021 - 56 minutes ago

    The #dazai urge to commit suicide

    #bsd spoilers#bsd icons#dazai osamu#mafia dazai#nakahara chuuya #dazai x chuuya #bungou stray dogs #fyodor x dazai
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  • wbpromos
    03.12.2021 - 57 minutes ago
    “Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

    𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐘𝐂. WorldBurn is an original character crime & roleplay group set in New York, exploring the corrupt underworld of the city. — Click the source link or on this blog’s icon to be redirected to our page!

    ACCEPTING ON A ROLLING BASIS!

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  • vyutas
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Hi my lovelies 🪐

    I’ve noticed a lot of people have left tumblr since my last hiatus. I have a lot of updates scheduled this month so I’ve decided to redo my taglists and save myself the time of tagging people that aren’t reading my work. 

    If you’d like to be tagged in a fic please send me an ASK or reply to this post. Please specify which fic you’d like to be tagged in or specify which taglist category you’d like me to place you in.

    Categories:

    ALL WORK

    ALL NCT

    ALL ATEEZ

    ALL BTS

    ALL NCT MAFIA AU 🥀

    ALL NCT WEREWOLF AU 🐺

    ALL NCT HYBRID AU 🐻

    NCT INHUMAN AU (Upcoming series) 🕷️

    ALL ATEEZ PIRATE KING AU 🔱

    ALL ATEEZ SINNER AU 🕊️

    ALL BTS DARK WIZARD AU  🔮

    #taglist#nct#ateez#bts#📋 taglist #nct mafia au #nct werewolf au #nct hybrid au #nct inhuman au #ateez pirate king au #bts dark wizard au #🥀 nct mafia au #🐺 nct werewolf au #🐻 nct hybrid au #🕷 nct inhuman au #🔱 ateez pirate king au #🕊️ ateez sinner au #🔮 bts dark wizard au
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  • fivefamiliesnyc-promos
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago
    FIVE FAMILIES at the helm of dominance in one city that didn't stand a chance. Welcome to New York City, the city of dreams. It is here that immigrants far and wide got a new start for a better life. As the most populous city in the United States, New York City is culturally diverse, vibrant, and captivating in its own right. Down to its exclusive shops, flashy Broadway performances, and high-flying business tycoons, it's a city that goes on living well after hours. For the last 70 years it has been dominated by FIVE MAFIA FAMILIES that work together to profit big in new construction, oil companies, weapons trade, drug dealing, prostitution, and illegal imports/exports—to name a few. And to keep these families blameless in their endeavors, The Commission oversees Mafia activities and handles disputes within the families. Sounds perfect, right? Join in on the fun and see where it might lead. In NYC opportunity awaits around every corner. So grab a piece of cheesecake, hail a taxi, and get ready for the most unique ride of yourself!

    Fivefamiliesnyc is a mature Mafia/Crime group with triggering themes that require 21+ muns and 25+ characters to ensure 21+ resources. Visit us at fivefamiliesnyc where apps are accepted on a rolling basis!

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  • wbpromos
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago
    “Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

    𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐘𝐂. WorldBurn is an original character crime & roleplay group set in New York, exploring the corrupt underworld of the city. — Click the source link or on this blog’s icon to be redirected to our page!

    ACCEPTING ON A ROLLING BASIS!

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  • wbpromos
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago
    “Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

    𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐘𝐂. WorldBurn is an original character crime & roleplay group set in New York, exploring the corrupt underworld of the city. — Click the source link or on this blog’s icon to be redirected to our page!

    ACCEPTING ON A ROLLING BASIS!

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  • s0ckh3adstudios
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    When it comes to Beta Kid from Haunted Hats, I’ve always imagined her music theme to be something like:

    and

    with some MafiaTown theme elements from both the beta version of the game and from the current version of the game, since she’s FROM MafiaTown, Mafia Boss President’s kid. (also remembering I need to post info for the characters all over again, AND make some new ones. curse you accidental account deletion.)

    Anyway watch me ramble more about music themes for HH characters. I’ll do it. Maybe. Probably gonna write the info first akgjhg.

    #i was going to mention in the tags #'haha i love the prototype mafia town song' #i was listening to it #when finding the songs to put here #and i looked at the title #AND IT'S CALLED MAFIA CITY. #I REVERSE PREDICTED?! #HH MAFIA TOWN IS MAFIA CITY #BECAUSE IT EVOLVED #BUT NOW IT'S ALSO AN OLD GAME CONNECTION!! #HECK YEAH#sock talk#ahit #a hat in time #ahit haunted hats au
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  • vibezzonerrythang
    03.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Bizzy Bone returns to the stage and apologizes to the crowd, Bone Thugs, Juicy J and Three 6 Mafia. Him and Juicy H makes up 🤝🔥

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  • wbpromos
    03.12.2021 - 2 hours ago
    “Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

    𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐘𝐂. WorldBurn is an original character crime & roleplay group set in New York, exploring the corrupt underworld of the city. — Click the source link or on this blog’s icon to be redirected to our page!

    ACCEPTING ON A ROLLING BASIS!

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