Me: oh we have mangos?!
Me: oh yeah I was with my parents when they bought them.
Me, the fruit demon awakening in me: GIVE ME YOUR TASTY MANGO FLESH AND BLOOD! I FEED UPON THE SINS YOU HAVE COMMITTED!!!! HahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAH
My dad, staring at me from the other room: you need help, this isn’t normal! You are frothing at the mouth almost over a mango.