i’m sorry that i’m sirius black okay i’m sorry
Fandom: Hp, marauders era
Characters: Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin
Pairings: x gn!reader
Summary: How they would react when u steal their clothes
Would totally lose it
Seeing his significant other in his clothes
Heaven for him
But he wouldn't show it
Be all like: "Darling, I need my clothes!"
But might he remark that they look extremely good on you?
Would then give the stolen cloth to you and stare at you all day
And you notice it
And steal MORE clothes
Poor baby wouldn't notice at first
Remus probably pointed it out one day at breakfast
"Isn't that your sweatshirt, Prongs?"
And he would have such a cute blush on his face with a goody smile
James would live to cuddle with you even more in his clothes
They always smell like him, and then when you cuddle with him his scent fills your nose even more
I think James is defenitly the type who would not so subtly let his sweatshirts or hoodies in your dorm so he can see you in them
But you wouldn't mind at all, and neither would he
"I would do everything for my, honeypie."
Dis boy is very observant
Especially when it comes to you
So when you first stole his jumper
Remus.exe stopped working
You looked so cute in it, he didn't have the heart to tell you he wanted it back
"You comfortable in my jumper, love?"
Remmy would tease you about it
A l o t
But would have heart eyes whenever you studied with his jumper on you
Dorlene full blown snogging
Marlene: This is so good
Dorcas: Ya and all but lemme take out my retainer
sirius was always cold. remus was always warm. and it’s so ironic because their ideal clothing style completely clashes with that?? but it’s not that bad in sirius’ opinion, though - he really appreciates it, actually. because he can always use it as an excuse to make remus hug him, in a way of “warming him up”
Sirius tried to take up knitting to make Remus a sweater but didnt have the patience to learn it but Lily did so they sat down and Sirius picked out patterns and yarn and Lily knit the sweater. This is canon.
sirius black had a fear of needles (but not when it came to piercings and tattoos). so naturally, he always refused to take blood tests.
remus: blood tests are very important sirius, we need to know which vitamins you lack and what’s going on in the junk food dumpster you call a body.
sirius: here for a good time, not for a long time.😗✌️
The Marauders as Zella Day songs (feel free to correct me or suggest an alternative!)*
Remus: People are strangers
Marlene and Dorcas: Hypnotic and High
Sirius: Purple Haze
Remus and Sirius: Ace of hearts and Jerome *(I WILL NOT BUDGE)*
Lily: Only a dream
Lily and James: Compass and Hunnie Pie
James and Peter: Sacrifice
The Marauders: Mustang kids
James: East of Eden (no, i will not explain, just vibes)
James and Sirius: Benny my Dear
Mary: No sleep to dream *(will not budge again)*
Sirius: ……so that’s my plan
Remus: Ummm are you okay with constructive criticism?
Sirius: alright, as long as it helps
Remus: it fucking sucks
Sirius: That’s not ￼constructive criticism
Marlene: here are my top 3 favourite things in the world
That takes 1 and 2 because there is 2 of them
2. Chocolate milk
Ladies, gents, and non binary loves it’s finally that time of the year where we make sad headcanons 😌
Sirius: I AM FAMOUS MOONY!
Remus: Padfoot, you are literally WANTED by the Ministry of Magic AND the whole Wizarding World for BREAKING THE LAW.
Sirius: Isn't that what I just said?
James: What do we think of Sirius?
Lily: *sighs* Nice pal.
Remus: I think he's gay.
Whatever you do, don’t imagine Lily and James sneaking out with a record player, dancing and singing to Ever Fallen in Love with Sirius looking from a distance and smiling because his best friend finally got the girl of his dreams.
Sirius: Hey lover!!!
Sirius: Did you knowwwww
Sirius: You're my ladypants
Remus: How high are you?
tag dump (1)
❝ am i a monster or is this what it means to be a person? ❞ → MUSING
❝ i need more dreams and less life ❞ → AESTHETIC
❝ sweet talk to me ❞ → MEMES
❝ you talk for hours but you’re wasting lines ❞ → STARTERS
❝ where did the party go? ❞ → MIXTAPES
❝ Callin' it quits now ; baby ; I'm a wreck ❞ → OOC
❝ you talk like you’re famous ❞ → ANSWERED
❝ a collection of nothing ❞ → VERSES
❝ and thus a star was born ❞ → V: MARAUDERS ERA
❝ my light ; it flickers on and off ❞ → V: GOLDEN TRIO ERA
❝ god won’t grant me death ❞ → V: POST WAR ERA
❝ a pretty kind of dirty face ❞ → SIRIUS BLACK
❝ she keeps talking ; but nobody knows what she’s talking about ❞ → HEADCANON
Whine the other dorms are ordered by number and have the number on the front of the door
The Marauders door is always random personality traits they have but only the the format “The ____s”
modern-day era hc:
james potter and sirius black would definitely be co-owners of a meme page.
no bc what if sirius jokingly flirted with everyone to justify and hide the fact that he was genuinely flirting with remus?? like remus and everyone else didn’t think much of it because it was just Something Sirius Did, so it’s the perfect way of pining in secret but not in silence