so in the final stage of AoC, when you switch to whatever character you're using, they have a special line of dialogue. So I was cycling through the characters, and when I got to Master Kohga:
"Booyah! You watching, Sooga? I'm about to send that giant menace packing!"
STOP GIVING ME FEELS KOHGA
Age of Calamity characters as stupid things I said while doing voice impressions of them:
Link: HYAAH HIYA HEEEEEEEYA
Zelda: fuck therapy I'm becoming a SCIENTIST
Impa: Hey Link go eat grass for a minute I'm taking Zelda out for a date
Mipha: what do you mean "my fish lips aren't kissable"? Link, you son of a bitch
Daruk: Go on, little guy, eat these rocks! They definitely aren't my newborn children!
Revali: Some say I'm a chicken because one, I bring that chicken salt and two, I'm a COCK
Urbosa: why do I call Zelda "little bird"? Well, you see, her mother was big bird-
Hestu: oh I forgot you feeble Hylians still beileve in the pathetic concept of P A N T S
Sidon: Dearest Sister, I am gay for Link, I'M CARRYING ON YOUR WISH TO KISS LINK
Yunoboo: I'M A HIMBO
Riju: I am 13 I am ALLOWED to drink Noble Pursuit!
Teba: I miss my wife, Link. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.
Master Kohga: The Yiga Clan's banana recipes are delicious and all, but not as delcious as my husband's DIC-
Sooga: I will banish you from this plane of exis- yes Master Kohga is my husband what of it?
Astor: I WILL DESTROY THESE FO- oh, what was that, Ganon? You want to possess me? Oh yeah hold up- ARREOWOOKSNABQ
King Rhoam: it's me KING RHOAM BOSRAPHOUS HYRULE HOLY SHIT
Great Fairies: oh linky why don't you come feast on my- oh wait I don't have legs
Maz Koshia: HMAMQKQPASNASBABQBAG
Terrako: *sadly screams along to Zelda's Lullaby*
Purah: Check it, Impa! You're the disappointment of the family
Robbie: HEE... HEEƏĖÊĚĘĒƏ
Since I have a busy schedule idk when I’ll get to draw these ideas out so f it I’m gonna put them out there as text first
Consider this Part 1
Lupin III X Hero: 108
Lupin III is a famous thief known by the criminals of Hidden Kingdom, but when the war between humans and animals started his gang kinda left the spotlight. Lupin and his friends/partners took the opportunities given to them to steal from the bad guys they couldn’t before. They all also think this whole war is dumb and whenever forced in the middle of conflict they either flee or try to get everyone to chill the f out.
Highroller was vaguely aware of the group, and was considering hiring them to steal the key to Big Green for him…that is he did until the gang stole gold from HIM (specifically gold that he’d stolen from East Citadel’s former emperor) and declared that they be destroyed. Cue Twin Masters sighing audibly bc money means nothing to him.
Things come to a head when First Squad and the Lupin gang fight over gold that the gang had stolen from one of Highroller’s animal allies. Apetrully thinks stealing isn’t the way to make friends while the Lupin gang just view the king/queen like they would any other rich bad guy. Highroller shows up with an army, and that forces First Squad and Lupin III’s gang to team up while also winning the trust of the animal king/queen Lupin’s gang stole from. Things get complicated as they usually do for the Lupin gang’s big adventures -which involves people getting captured- but ultimately things end up okay for the good guys. The king/queen join big green and let the lupin gang keep half of the gold to make up for their actions, and the lupin gang become sorta allies to big green (lupin doesn’t promise to not steal from any animal kings/queens in the future though, and definitely not highroller who he’d probably rob again)
Grandson of Lupin I
Outfit would look more traditionally Japanese while also having the jacket colors and some elements of traditional French garb
Still uses gadgets and disguises
Regular guns replaced by any other weapon he can get his hands on
Marksman on the same level as Lin Chung
More traditionally Japanese outfit
Gun looks kinda like Lin Chung’s staff, but it’s smaller/black/shoots small metal balls
Basically the same but with more traditionally Japanese outfits
Basically the same
Worked for/lived in East Citadel before Highroller ruined everything. He now lives in a smaller version of East Citadel when he isn’t chasing after Lupin.
Still uses handcuffs
More traditionally Japanese uniforms
Ami Enan (her inclusion is optional?? By that I mean this AU can also exist without the Lupin gang adopting a kid or she could just be adopted by Zenigata instead)
Psychic girl who joined (was adopted by) the Lupin gang
Has a baby Hedgehog companion she named Underworld. The Lupin gang don’t quite understand why but go with it. She was orphaned before Ami found her and she hasn’t had any luck finding the Hedgehog’s family yet.￼
Pretty much the same but with more traditionally Japanese uniforms
Instead of being a car, he’s a very large (large enough for the gang to comfortably ride on at least) yellow turtle with tracks Lupin made for him after seeing the ones Big Green’s turtles had.
Pili account being just so funny
My ID came in!
This was all I could think of after reading issue 48.
It's difficult not to ship these two
the bromance scene between the guys becomes too much
He will do anything to attract his master's attention.....
He is a whole mood........
Dayu being a dating expert......
Mischievous disciple Dayu..... eavesdropping his master.....
Hahahahahah ..... this two is really funny...
Also this scene is too funny
Today’s anime cat of the day is:
Mei Lin from Master Keaton!
Fasten your seatbelt, not mine.
双面神探│Master, Wait a Moment