#metalocalypse Tumblr posts

  • takayukikimura
    21.09.2021 - 1 hour ago

    So like, I feel like whenevr Skwisgaar isn’t holding his guitar he lets his arms hang like Roger from American Dad because his arms are so used to that position. The Mentally Ill Stance

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  • takayukikimura
    21.09.2021 - 3 hours ago

    If any of you guys wanna request a metalocalypse character/pairing i should draw tou can! I need to get the blood bumping today

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  • twigg96
    21.09.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Thank you so much to @nsfwitchy2 for tagging me in this!!!

    Rules- tag 7 people you want to know better! (I’m not normally a huge fan of things like these so I’ll just say if you don’t feel comfortable doing this I understand 😊)

    Top Three Ships: Right now it’s SwisTok, Nickles, and Glam X Victoria (Metal Family)

    Last song listened to: Grave Digger- Blues Saraceno

    Last movie watched: A Nightmare on Elm Street (the OG 1984 version)

    Currently reading: Discreet Overnight Shipping- a Metalocalypse (Rated 18+) Fic by Skais

    Currently watching: American Psycho (2000)

    Currently consuming: Coffee

    Currently craving: Steak and Potatoes

    I hope you enjoy this as much as I did!!

    I’m tagging: @squeeto @little-murmaider @lac-c-c-conchadetumadre @dethkomic @leecheedoodles @incorrecttamakyo @murmaider-queen

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  • takayukikimura
    21.09.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Another sketch I thrrew some color on. Murderface is prolly banging on his door for their daily Wake n Bake before practice

    #Metalocalypse #Pickles the Drummer
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  • kousera
    21.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    my last 6 brain cells and so on

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  • takayukikimura
    21.09.2021 - 11 hours ago

    Imagining the sounds of Toki and Skwisgaar fucking. Not in a sexual way. Just thinking of ‘Oh fucks yeahs Tokis’ and dying a little bit of laughter

    #metalocalypse #skwisgaar x toki #skwistok #Swedish Sex Noises
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  • lac-c-c-conchadetumadre
    21.09.2021 - 13 hours ago

    A friend added the video 4 me👭

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  • letmewriteyourfantasies
    21.09.2021 - 13 hours ago

    ASKS ARE OPEN!

    Had to get everything sorted out before i opened them! Send in your requests and I’ll be happy to write them! Also working on some stuff of my own to toss out at random times!

    I LOVE YOU ALL <3

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  • insomniac-pens
    21.09.2021 - 13 hours ago

    I refuse to believe Abigail and Pickles are around the same height, in my head Pickles is at least 5'3-5'4- this is solely because I love tall women/short men relationships but also because i think it's great

    And also that it would mean Pickles was on his toes or at least on a high chair just trying to make eye contact with her in dethsub and that's really hilarious

    #metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #abigail remeltindtdrinc #thinkin about them....Maybe I'll finish this cute fic #when I finish my 7 week algebra course I'll be able to wake from the eternal slumber i hope
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  • fishklok
    21.09.2021 - 15 hours ago

    This was that scene I was talking about (re: Charles losing a court battle to a baby). I like how Charles sounds actually shout-y

    Edit: now with audio (one of the downsides of making shitty amvs is that I'll sometimes forget to export the original audio lol)

    #metalocalypse#william murderface#charles offdensen #and now to add my original tag #if no one stops me i will turn that other lawyer into a real character #he was charles' rival in law school #the squilliam to charles' squidward
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  • gointothevvater
    21.09.2021 - 16 hours ago

    Feel like makin’ love

    Is everything I post for this ship gonna be borderline smut? Perhaps. Do I regret it? Not at all! 

    .

    Beneath him, St. Cecilia was struggling for breath, her cheeks flushed, her eyes squeezed shut, her hands pressed to her chest as if to calm her racing heart. Charles pressed a kiss to her neck before he pulled back, resting his weight on his elbows, unwilling to pull away completely. Softly, he panted, "You're, ah, very beautiful."

    St. Cecilia's golden eyes fluttered open, slid to meet his. Her voice rougher than he had ever heard it, she said, "You should see yourself." Her kiss-bruised lips were pulled up into a teasing little smile, and combined with her mussed hair, she looked nothing short of irresistible. How he had managed to keep his hands off her for so long was beyond him.

    "Oh?" Charles leaned in to nip at the underside of St. Cecilia's jaw, and she gave a needy little gasp in response. "How do I look right now?"

    It took her a moment to answer, her chest still heaving. Charles finally pulled back, just enough to press a kiss to the No Time For Antivenom tattoo on her breastbone. "Like you want to eat me alive," she eventually said, her eyes still dark with want. They were more often than not. She was insatiable, and Charles adored her. He could lose himself in her for hours. It caused a little trouble with his work, but it was well worth it. She reached down to tangle her fingers into his hair, her nails scratching pleasantly along his scalp. More softly, she added, "I'd gladly let you."

    Charles caught her arm, brought it to his mouth to press a kiss to the delta of veins at her wrist. His lips brushing her skin with every word, he murmured, "How very metal."

    #lemon#charles offdensen #charles foster offdensen #Metalocalypse#mtl #st. cecilia jameson #my mtl #this ship is fun #it's unexpected
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  • all-hail-the-water-god
    21.09.2021 - 17 hours ago

    So I wrote an AU-ish fic not knowing about this at all and part of my fic was the five of them having these weird vague dreams about a death metal band and these figures they couldn’t quite make out.

    I accidentally matched canon.

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  • gointothevvater
    21.09.2021 - 17 hours ago

    Anyone got any writing requests for me? I’m outta juice and I need ideas! 

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  • banquetbanger
    21.09.2021 - 17 hours ago

    Metalocalypse S02E13 - Klokblocked

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  • banquetbanger
    20.09.2021 - 17 hours ago

    Metalocalypse S02E13 - Klokblocked

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  • explosive-alligator
    20.09.2021 - 18 hours ago

    More Pacific Rim AU! The Jaeger on top is for Nathan and Pickles, not sure what to name it maybe.... Hatredcopter lmaooo

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  • explosive-alligator
    20.09.2021 - 19 hours ago

    When I- 😭

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  • gointothevvater
    20.09.2021 - 20 hours ago

    To my great surprise, apparently you guys like St. Cecilia with Magnus the best of her ships? Holy shit! 😍

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