Mini Fanfic #783: Boat Canoeing with Dad (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
3:23 p.m. at the Smash Park's Lake.........
Sonic/Tails: We're going on a family vacation next month?
Mario: (Happily Nodded While Canoeing the Boat Around with the Boys) Yep. I'd figured since Summer's already around the corner, we can go out of town and do something fun together as a family. Though, I haven't really decided where we should go yet........
Tails: You know, I've always wanted to visit New Donk City one of these days. (Smiles Softly) Seems like a lively place from what I heard.
Sonic: Nah. The city's too noisy. (Smiles Relaxingly While Laying Himself Down in a Relaxing Position) I wanna go to a resort.
Mario: Resorts are relaxing place for a vacation....
Tails: Yeah. (Turns to Sonic With a Playful Smirk on his Face) I bet you wanna spend a room together with Amy while we're all there, huh? Maybe cuddle the night away?~
Sonic: (Quickly Glares at Tails While Blushing) N-No! I-I mean, it.....(Starts Smiling a Little and Bashfully Looking Down While Thinking Fondly About Amy) would be pretty cool to share a room together~ (Eyes Widened Before Turning Back to Mario and Tails) B-But only of dad and mom are okay with it first!!!
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly at How Adorable His Son is Being) It's okay, son. We don't mind you two spending a room together at all. We know how responsible you are.
Tails: (Still Smirking at Sonic) We also know how much you looove her as of late too~
Sonic: Oh you have no room to talk, Tails! (Starts Smirking Back at Tails) Especially when you have Coco to fall over heels for~
Tails: (Immediately Glares at Sonic While Blushing Madly) W-W-What are you talking about!? Coco and I are NOT dating, Sonic!!!
Mario: Oooooh!~ Who is this is Coco person you speak of?~
Sonic: (Turns to Mario) A friend Tails made last year. They spend so much time together that they're almost inseparable~
Tails: T-That's only because we like each other's company! A-And besides.....(Looks Away and Smiles Softly While Thinking Fondly About Coco) Coco's really amazing and....I love her a lot~
Tails: (Glares Back at the Duo) NOT IN A ROMANTIC SENSE, YOU DOLTS!!! AS FRIENDS!!!
Sonic: (Crosses his Arms) Uh-huh. Keep telling yourself that, lil' bro~
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) Your blush is telling us otherwise.
Tails: (Notice Blush is Still on His Cheeks) Oh yeah!? Well.....(Immediately Points at Mario) Why do you always sit on Mom's lap whenever you're in the living room together!?
Mario: (Eyes Widened at Tails' Sudden Question) I uhhh.......(Chuckles a Bit Awkwardly) Don't exactly know what you're talking about, son.....
Sonic: (Starts Thinking While Placing his Hand Around his Chin) Now that you mention it...(Turns to Mario) I do see you sitting on mom's lap every time I walk from time to time.....Why is that?
Mario: (Starts Sweating Bullets) Uh.... maybe it's.... because the sofa usually gets crowded?
Sonic: (Gives Mario an Unconvinced Look on his Face) Not all of the time I walked by. I saw a lot of empty spaces on the sofa and you still chose to sit on her lap.
Tails: (Crosses Arms) So what are gonna do, dad? Are you gonna try and lie to us again or are you gonna look us in the eye, come clean, and tell us what's really going-
Mario: ('Groans') I JUST WANNA FEEL TALL, OKAY!?
Mario: ('Sighs Heavily in Defeat') I said....I wanted to feel tall. Your mother is taller than me. So..... Whenever I sit on her lap, it makes me feel taller....and relaxed.... and happy.
Tails: So.... That's your reasoning in all of this? To male yourself feel more taller?
Mario: Pretty much. Yeah.
Sonic and Tails stares at Mario for a few seconds before.......
Mario: (Glares at the Boys in a Bit if Weak and Embarrassed Like Manner) H-Hey...... What's so funny!?
Tails: (Trying to Contain his Laughter with Very Little Success) Oho nothing really. We just never expected the Legendary Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom to a problem of being itty-bitty small beanhahahahaha!~
Mario: So I have a small gripe about it, big deal! And who do you think you boys are laughing at your own dear father like this!?
Sonic: (Starts Snickering) Oh come on, pops. It's not our faults your dilemma is funny. And it sure as hell ain't gonna stop us from making fun of you for it! (Continues Laughing Out Loud with Tails)
Mario: (Gives the Duo a Stern, Fatherly Glare) You know I can still ground the both of you for eternity, right?
Sonic: (Chuckles Lightly) You're kidding, right?
Mario: (Glare Starts to Pierce) Am I?
Tails: (Eyes Widened in Fear Along With Sonic at How Serious Their Plumber Dad is Being Right Now) We'll stop laughing now......
Mario: (Smiles Brightly Again) Thank you. I'm really having a great with you boys today.
Sonic: ('Sigh') Yeah....(Smiles Softly) This is pretty nice all things considered.
Tails: (Happily Nodded) I agree. (Turns to Mario with a Bright Smile) We love you, dad.
Mario: I love you boys, too. Now, more no small jokes! I can tell you're thinking about them. So don't even think about denying it.
Sonic/Tails: ('Sigh') Yes, sir.