#mistoffelees Tumblr posts

  • emmikay
    18.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Alonzo: (to Mistoffelees) You look happy.

    Alonzo: (to Rum Tum Tugger) And a good thing for you that he does.

    Rum Tum Tugger: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt him, you'll kill me?

    Alonzo: No, if you hurt Misto, he's quite capable of killing you himself. Possibly with a variety of spells.

    #cats the musical #alonzo #rum tum tugger #mister mistoffelees#tuggoffelees#monochromatic family#incorrect quotes #source: the mortal instruments
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  • emmikay
    18.09.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Mistoffelees: You see the blue wire?

    Tumblebrutus: Yeah. (begins to cut the blue wire)

    Mistoffelees: Don't touch the blue wire.

    Tumblebrutus: GAH!

    Tumblebrutus: (recoils away from the blue wire)

    Tumblebrutus: Start with "don't!" Start with "don't!"

    #cats the musical #mister mistoffelees#tumblebrutus#incorrect quotes #source: the librarians
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  • ohmy-eye
    18.09.2021 - 7 hours ago

    I’ve been trying to write something serious abt Cryptid Bombalurina and her fire powers, but all I’ve got is that there is a tally board in the junkyard that is currently tracking who has started the most fires between Misto and Bomba. Misto is winning bc he is a Showman and cannot use his powers without some explosions to spice it up

    #bombalurina is actually trying not to burn the junkyard down but Misto is at the point where he does not Give a Fuck #I’m kidding he won’t burn it down but he will very possibly cause some property damage here and there #cryptid jellicles#bombalurina#mr mistoffelees #cats the musical #cats musical#cats 1998
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  • uppastthejelliclemoon
    18.09.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Mistoffelees, gently tossing Hestia onto a pile of blankets: Sorry Etta, gotta scoot you out of the way.

    Hestia: You throw Hestia? You throw her body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Papa! Jail for Papa for One Thousand Years!

    #source: the miette tweet #this sounded SO much funnier in my head #misto and tugger throw hestia onto blankets all the time #and she usually screams with laughter #but sometimes she Is Not Having It #and gets very Offended #incorrect cats quotes #mr mistoffelees #hestia the hearth cat #cats the musical #cats the musical oc
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  • 1taliart-stargayce
    18.09.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Mistoffelees: Everyone's like "Misto do this" "Misto do that". Don't you think I need a bit of positive encouragement to do it?

    Tugger: Hey, your ass looks amazing.

    Mistoffelees:

    Mistoffelees: See? This is what I'm talking about.

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  • jizanilla
    17.09.2021 - 12 hours ago

    Tuggoffelees on a date🥰

    Saw a cute drawing and wanted to draw one with Tuggoffelees.

    Tugger eating a burger and Misto being sneaky😏

    I usually imagine Misto being a big eater while Tugger kind off is but not much like Misto. Misto just had his third burger but try to take some of Tuggers'😂

    #cats the musical #cats musical#cats broadway#tuggoffelees #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees#mistoffelees#mister mistoffelees #tugger x misto #misto x tugger #rum tum tugger and mr mistoffelees #cats fanart#cats 2021 #cats musical fanart #cats the film #cats the movie #small artist #artists on tumblr #cats fandom#jizanilla
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  • perfectrebelpartydream
    17.09.2021 - 15 hours ago
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    17.09.2021 - 17 hours ago
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    17.09.2021 - 17 hours ago
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  • perfectrebelpartydream
    17.09.2021 - 17 hours ago
    #cats the musical #cats musical#c: mistoffelees#jellicles #rum tum tugger
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  • perfectrebelpartydream
    17.09.2021 - 17 hours ago
    #cats the musical #cats musical#c: mistoffelees #cats make me happy
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    17.09.2021 - 17 hours ago
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    17.09.2021 - 17 hours ago
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  • storyweaverofgondor
    17.09.2021 - 18 hours ago

    Ok, you know how a headcanon Tugger and Misto as friends instead of being romantically involved? Well, i just had this idea of Tugger trying to convince Misto not to do something. And Misto being all “With great power comes great responsibility.”

    And Tugger just giving him a look and telling him “Buddy, you are sixteen. You are a kid. You’re the one whose supposed to be protected, not doing the protecting.”

    And Misto just kinda breaking down because Tugger’s the only one who can say that to him without him getting defensive and they hug and it’s all emotional and angsty and wonderful.

    #cats the musical #cats the musical fandom #rum tum tugger #platonic tuggoffelees#quaxo/mr mistoffelees#epic friendship #I am aware I'm basically the only one whose headcanons this matches up with #but what the hey! :D #16 year old asexual child prodigy Misto #23 year old bisexual bestie Tugger #my cats headcanons
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  • thunderwhenhepurrs
    17.09.2021 - 19 hours ago

    Random headcanon time!

    Munkustrap and Tugger are generally considered to be polar opposites, but there are some ways everyone admits they are exactly alike. One such way is that it is obvious to everyone who they are going to marry years before they actually propose.

    Munkustrap takes it slow with Demeter, being respectful to the point even she rolls her eyes at him. Finally she just says, “Munk? I know you’ve had that ring for three months now. This weekend, you’re using it.”

    “But - I -“

    “Sunday night, 7 o’clock. Take me out somewhere nice.”

    “… I have to go make reservations. *sprints away*”

    Tugger makes fun of Munku for it, of course — he’s been calling Demeter his sister-in-law for the last year — but then he’s the exact same way with Misto. If pressed he claims he’s not the marrying type, they’re fine like they are, and finally Bomba’s the one that goes, “Tugger, we’ve all known you were going to husband Misto up since week one, and if I have to see you go starry eyed at one more wedding display I’m gonna puke. Propose already.”

    #cats the musical #munkustrap#demeter#demestrap #the rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees#Tuggoffelees#bombalurina #tugger is absolutely a romantic but pretends he isnt #no one is convinced #bomba is both Dem’s Maid of Honor and Tugger’s Best Tom #in a verse where there’s a baby jemima she’s been calling Misto ‘uncle mis’ since she could talk #and is highly offended when she finds out Tugger hasn’t married him yet #modern cats au
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  • bombas-wife
    17.09.2021 - 21 hours ago
    #cats the musical #munkustrap#mistoffelees
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  • ohmy-eye
    17.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    Different cats productions are actually different parallel universes. Jemima has the ability to see into these universes, and eventually meets Sillabub, a different version of herself.

    #london!jemima and broadway!sillabub are two sides of the same coin #moon and sun respectively #they start to develop their abilities together and explore different Cats worlds #some very similar to their own but with small changes #such as a golden Alonzo or an older Mistoffelees #but some are wildly different #like non replicas that freak them out lol #anyway this is a fun headcanon I came up with crossovers are possible #cats the musical #cats musical#cats 1998 #cats non replica #jemima#sillabub
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  • emmikay
    17.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    (Mistoffelees saves Rum Tum Tugger’s life)

    Rum Tum Tugger: Misto!

    Mistoffelees: Are you okay?

    Rum Tum Tugger: Never better! How can I possibly thank you for this one?

    Mistoffelees: Get down on your knees.

    Rum Tum Tugger: (drops to his knees)

    Mistoffelees: (blasts lightning over his head at Henchcat)

    Rum Tum Tugger: (gets up from dropping to his knees)

    Rum Tum Tugger: I kinda meant that rhetorically... I've got the greatest boyfriend ever!

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