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  • more-than-a-princess
    23.09.2021 - 12 hours ago

    “I still wonder if Hope’s Peak has heard of these pills coming from the Northeastern United States. There seems to quite a lot of talent concentrated in that part of the world.”

    “Though the school may need to forge contracts with a blood bank!”

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack #(Mun and muse are both watching AHS right now) #(End of Part 1 tonight!)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    21.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    Somebody. Literally, anybody: So this is the precise method of how various people have gotten killed/possessed/frightened in this haunted place.

    Sonia: Well, now I want to try it!

    #more-than-a-princess draftcomm #(Crack but not actually crack) #(I'm just staring at the muses who want to have a close platonic friendship with her or a romantic relationship with her) #(And I'm just: WHY.)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    21.09.2021 - 2 days ago
    @dxfiedfxte​ said:  Minato vc: They won't help. Believe me, I've tried to ask spirits to help out with cleaning before, I even promised them a sacrifice in return... and they still refused.

    “Well, we can’t give up yet! Perhaps a bit of kindness and a polite approach is needed. We must ensure they feel valued, that they are part of a team! And besides, I’m sure they’ve got plenty of horrifying stories to share while mopping.”

    None of her usual Castle staff will share stories of the morbid variety. No matter how much she pesters the security detail for more information. So conversing with the supernatural is her best approach: at least they’ll encourage it.

    If they aren’t trying, and failing, to scare the princess. 

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#dxfiedfxte #(The scariest entity Minato will ever face is Sonia's cooking. Or her attempts at using cleaning products.) #(There's nothing more frightening than how proud she is to be serving something that can and will cause food poisoning) #(If it hasn't taken on a life of its own)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    21.09.2021 - 2 days ago

    “I don’t wish to impose upon my spiritual confidants, but it is a great help if and when ghosts and demons and other occult entities assist with the cooking and cleaning!”

    Mostly though, it just makes them want to either return to the underworld or cross over. She’s far scarier than any paranormal entity when it comes to domestic tasks.

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack #(I saw this on another site and felt it was mandatory to put it here)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    18.09.2021 - 5 days ago

    “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends! Make it last forever, friendship never ends!”

    It was her mother who introduced Sonia to the Spice Girls. Before Sonia came along, Posh Spice was an icon for Queen Valentina.

    So Sonia knows the entirety of Wannabe, of course.

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack #(This is for you Jassi) #(But as far as Sonia's mom goes: the stylish one who couldn't sing that well) #(Who then marries a football star and creates her own business empire? And looking incredible doing it?) #(Valentina's goals tbh.)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    18.09.2021 - 5 days ago

    “If anyone is going to be doing some riding, it shall be me!”

    On horses. She definitely means on horses. Yup.

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#phantasmalcalamity #(Yes it's not Sunday but that reply made me shoot lukewarm tea out my nose so) #(This was necessary)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    17.09.2021 - 6 days ago

    If something goes wrong at Hope’s Peak Academy, there’s a 90% chance that it’s Class 77-B’s fault.

    The other 10% comes from the administration and their various projects and a certain pigtailed student looking to cause...despair.

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack #(Chisa Yukizome doesn't get enough credit) #(I SAID WHAT I SAID.)
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  • psychcdelica
    17.09.2021 - 6 days ago
    #pfft #more than a princess #⁰¹ˑ ᴬˢᵏ ᵃᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵃˡˡ ʳᵉᶜᵉᶤᵛᵉˑ || Ask. #ᶜ⁴⁷ˑ ᴮᵉˡᶤᵉᶠ ᶤᶰ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠˑ || ᴵᶜˑ || Chisa. #⁰²ˑ ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᵠᵘᶤᶜᵏ; ᵐᵃᵐᵃˑ || Crack.
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  • more-than-a-princess
    14.09.2021 - 1 week ago
    @cadcnce​ said:  CHOOSE

    Sonia chooses not to just stop at one fry: she’ll instead eat all of his fries.

    Wait, wasn’t that the choice she had to make? A few fries or all of them?

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#cadcnce #(She did: she chose violence. Or flirting. Or both.) #(Probably both.)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    09.09.2021 - 1 week ago

    Things that will, without fail, end up getting Sonia into some sort of legal and/or romantic trouble (knowing Sonia, probably both):

    1. Going to the United States.

    2. Going to France, namely Paris.

    3. Kissing someone under the guise of “I/we have to hide our identities” and “Oh that was definitely not a hide-our-identities kiss”

    4. Sharing a bed.

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess headcanons #(It should be crack but it isn't) #(Ask anyone I've got current or upcoming threads with that concern these topics)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    09.09.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    You know Sonia really loves your muse when she lets them drive and fire a Novoselic military tank.

    That’s trust right there. And the glee she wants to share when watching a target explode.

    Practice only of course unless she’s a Remnant of Despair. No one was harmed in the act of driving and firing the tank

    #more-than-a-princess discord comm #more-than-a-princess crack #(I will respond to my asks and IMs shortly I promise)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    07.09.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    “Hell is...overrated?”

    Sonia repeated the phrase, though it seemed easier to say than it did to properly sink in. Mostly, she looked as lost, as forlorn and sad, as a child finding out Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren’t real.

    “And...amusement parks on Earth are better?”

    But they didn’t have the eternal pain, suffering, and damnation that Hell provided.

    Then again, Sonia Nevermind had yet to experience riding It’s A Small World.

    But that wasn’t going to stop her from shedding tears.

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#despairfiles #(Good going Angra. You made the princess cry) #(I'm cackling btw)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    02.09.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Don’t mind her. It’s just a bit warm in here...and she’s a bit thirsty.

    It’s been awhile since she’s seen him like this. And she definitely doesn’t mind, save for the large amount of time that’s passed where he’s chosen to wear a shirt.

    #more-than-a-princess discord comm #more-than-a-princess crack#despairfiles #(Well thirsty thursday is here)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    01.09.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    @moonlightmagus​ said:  "M-Miss Sonia! W-would you like to cook with me??" She's going to attempt to save Sonia from placing the sauce with the water.

    Unprompted IC asks because Sonia can and will destroy her kitchen and yours. Please keep some strong antacid and poison control on-call.

    “Oh, did you want to sample some pasta as well?” She asked, now a bit nervous. Yuuki had asked to cook with her, which was all well and good. If she’d asked fifteen minutes ago.

    Now, she’d presented several plates for tasting with half-charred, crunchy spaghetti covered in canned tomato sauce she’d found at the back of the refrigerator. The heat of the pasta would be enough to warm it, of course, so she saw no need to try to make it warm on her own.

    “It’s just about ready! I’m serving the rest of it, but that plate is finished. Please do taste it, Yuuki-san!”

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#moonlightmagus #(I'm so sorry about her. She means well. She really does!) #(It's just she needs someone to come between her and the oven/stove.)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    01.09.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    There’s no stopping her now. She’s put a cup of water into a pot and turned the stove up as high as the flames will allow. It’ll surely boil soon!

    This girlboss is determined to assist her male and female wives in some way. She can surely do it all: run a country, be a loving friend and family member, and take care of those who need and deserve it.

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#despairfiles#madamhatter #(Sonia will be the girlboss in all of her ships) #(Please let her look after your muse.) #(Just don't let her cook.) #(And don't let her work herself too hard!)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    01.09.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    She’s taking notes for her future attempts at cooking pasta. Perhaps if she adds the sauce right into the boiling water, she’ll save some time in the preparation! It couldn’t hurt...

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack #(She may be royalty but she does need some looking after...) #(Please make sure she doesn't give herself food poisoning)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    30.08.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    @madamhatter​ said:  sonia is an occult magnet

    “Ooh, I sincerely hope so! I should very much like to make new, fascinating friends!”

    “But how might I become a ‘magnet’ for darkness and kind hearts?”

    She means ‘goth and himbo magnet,’ but in true princess fashion, she can’t say that outright.

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#madamhatter #(Also see: how to be a hermit Hatter magnet?)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    30.08.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    “If you simply believe and put your heart in it, any day may be filled with sin if you so wish!”

    In her case, that usually means some newly-acquired, rare book about how to summon demons. Or a guide to haunted locations around the world: there’s always opportunity to meet more ghosts and other supernatural and paranormal creatures. 

    It’s a good thing she’s not a cat: her curiosity would serve as her doom.

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack #(So let's see: Sonia's met ghosts. Several vampires. Demons. And soon a dragon) #(And she's still interested in horror and the occult.)
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  • more-than-a-princess
    29.08.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    “If I attract clowns, does that mean Mr. Pennywise is due for a visit? Or perhaps Mr. Twisty or Captain Spaulding!”

    If she’s attracting clowns, she’s going to meet some iconic entertainers.

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  • more-than-a-princess
    29.08.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    @madamhatter​ said:  Sonia attracts clowns and clown-minded folks. Evidence: the himbos and dumbasses she's dating and/or longing for

    And yet, one particular dumbass simply won’t recognize that a princess is in love with her.

    Does she have to keep making more blanket forts? Summon more demons in the oven? Tease her sides with her fingertips?

    Actually, that does sound like an excellent plan...

    #more-than-a-princess dashcomm#more-than-a-princess crack#madamhatter #(Damn Sophie just went for it) #(Even though it's true) #(Why do all of her ships involve a himbo a dumbass or both?)
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