- Moriarty: I saw the most gorgeous man outside here earlier
- Mycroft: That's strange, Greg's been waiting in our bed all day
not a perfect picture of a perfect man (or just what to do during quarantine)
This is in exchange for the horror that was lower. Although, I will not say what happened decently. It is unlikely that this drawing will reach Andrew Scott, but at least I would please his fans. Honestly, I hope you enjoy it. Because I spent all day for this. I hope not in vain. With love from Russia.🙏❤
I remember seeing something somewhere about Sherlock surviving the Reichenbach Falls incident by landing on Moriarty’s body as a cushion. That just makes me imagine the FGO versions of them falling with Moriarty satisfiedly resigning himself to their dual death, only to be grabbed by behind by a nonchalant Sherlock and positioned between him and the ground, the shocked Moriarty making a silly cartoony face and screaming the rest of the way down lol
Fem!verse Sherlock AU where the only characters that gender swap are John, Sherlock and Moriarty just to make it EVEN MORE GAY.
-John still marries Mary
-Sherlock still pretends to be in a relationship with Jeanine
-Moriarty still pretends to be “Jim from IT (maybe her names is Jem, instead? Idk y’all fan fiction writers get on it)
-“Holmes you have misdiagnosed” “~then correct me, doctor” still happens because tellers face it it is Truly Iconic
-“that’s enough playing Sherlock, daddy’s had enough now!” Still happens
-Mrs Hudson still thinks Watson and Sherlock are together - Watson gets pissed off with it but Holmes makes no move to correct her
- Moriarty is EVEN SEXIER
-this entire post was just to voice my love for fem!Moriarty I love her my lord she is seXY
-they still have the abominable bride theme of guns as dicks and Moriarty committing suicide by blow job with the line “give me your revolver I have a sudden need to use it”
I’m on season 2 of Elementary and I really didn’t want it to fall into the stereotypical man/woman fall in love while solving crimes route (I originally wanted Sherlock and Bell to fall in love, or at least Sherlock to fall in love with Bell and have angst), but now I refuse to believe that someone can spend so much time with Joan and not fall immediately and irrevocably in love with her (including Moriarty–I mean, that portrait? I said what I said)
You’re asking what’s new? Silly. I’m still looking for a distraction.-JM
I’m all updated with requests!!
I’ve re opened requests too!!
I take requests for:
Avengers (mostly SteveRogers)
Stay safe n wash your hands guys!!!
sherlockians !! i need to know your opinion on eurus. elaborate explanation if possible.
La scopata che ci faremo dopo questa quarantena…
J. Moriarty ►You should see me in a crown
‘Real people’ was a concept he was familiar with, he too had found himself to be quite lonely in his youth as he struggled to find others that could match up to his intelligence. His mind ticked away in thought of his response though, trying to calculate if he would be better off lying to him or levelling with him, the upset in his voice was noted and Moriarty had found himself to be quite fond of the boy.
“Really.” He confirmed and thought about his own loneliness, though he had reason to relish in the stupidity of the average person, it was no less frustrating in the long run. “People are slow, they are dull and predictable, everywhere, everyone.” It was not a nice concept for himself either as he regarded Mycroft, thinking that it would encourage him to come to him more if nothing else, but so too wanting to make sure he would come back and talk to him. “I did not expect to ever meet someone like me, statistically speaking.” He didn’t elaborate in his suggestion they were the only two, Mycroft could do the maths himself.
“That doesn’t mean that we can’t use that to our advantage though now does it?” A careful introduction to the topic but Mycroft, for the time being at least, could be kept far away from his other work.
Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty in dating simulation video games: handsomer than everyone else.
Holmes and Moriarty in the actual books: average looking.
Jim Moriarty. HELLOOOOO!!