#my god Tumblr posts

  • rein-ette
    17.06.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    Trying to write but brain empty today, so instead allow me to share a couple of my favourite photos of my home, British Columbia. Asking needcake about Brazil today (read that quality post here) has gotten me thinking about what I think of my own country and culture, but I don't wanna flood ppl's dashes with a rant so...let me bless ur eyes instead. 💆‍♀️

    #i see those posts of Portugal and France and i say yes maam those are some sExY coastlines but #have you witnessesed a Canadian sunset #well now you have :D #mattie aint my type but my GOD his rivers are fInE #lol sorry i'll shut up now this is getting weird #not hetalia #it's reining again #thats the new tag for when i say things btw lmao #fun fact london aint got nothing on us when it comes to rain #brother it rains here every single day from November to March #u think i'm exaggerating but
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  • vampyr-tea
    17.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    ☁️only thing that makes me happy☁️

    ☁️...vampires☁️

    #vampire#vampires #☁️it be like that...god☁️ #☁️*runs into the open field looking for my husband Dracula*☁️ #☁️where Are yOu bOiiii☁️ #☁️I have a headache from this heat exhaustion burn thing imma lay down and rest it hurts ☁️
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  • wiccanxmoon
    17.06.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    Listen ladies...if you say that you hate all men and straight up mean that shit, let me be the first to invite you to go to HELL and get the FUCK off my blog.

    #men are NOT garbage #men are NOT trash #STOP. SAYING. THAT. #all you are doing is feeding toxic masculinity which what you SHOULD HATE #the answer to misogyny is not misandry and if you think otherwisr you can eat shit #men are flawed #women are flawed #all humans are trash to some degree #fucking STOP IT #god i HATE IT HERE #fuck you misandrists #you aren't feminists and you give feminism a bad name #ugh#misandry #don't bother coming at me either #you won't change my mind or my stance
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  • nightiingaled
    17.06.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    my eyes are starting to hurt but i really like the new style i went with 

    #♜ blog work ahead? I sure hope it does ⇾ ooc. #icon adventures #god my eyes hurt tho jfc
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  • werecat
    17.06.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    was watching a youtube video of clips from community (series) and someone was like “I think annie’s a lesbian” (because they have eyes) and someone else was like “umm don’t sexualize her :-/” I am going to BURST INTO FLAMES

    #first of all she’s 19 at her youngest second of all OH MY GOD
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  • zayathekid
    17.06.2021 - 9 minutes ago
    #i had to put the materials to make elliots nearly life sized quagsire plushie into storage in phoenix #im still CHOMPING at the bit to sew that guy bc i 3D modeled him and used his UV map as a pattern #so when you make it it looks very good and 3 dimensional #id LOVE to follow up on making more but i dont have the fabric or time #or needle felting! that was a lot of fun but again. materials and very time consuming #one day id also like to learn stain glass.. i think i could make some very pretty things about my characters - #or oil painting bc GOD it looks so yummy and i want to frame it
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  • jaylor
    17.06.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    do people not realize how fucking embarrassing it is to post their selfies under actors tags on tumblr, thirsting for said actors. like damn im not asking people to have mr darcy level of pride but do they have any at all???

    #like the secondhand embarrassment i get oh my god
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  • bamberry
    17.06.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    The power went out on my street because of the heat. Time to continue writing miraculous ladybug fics 😩

    #of course I’ll probably die of the heat first #wait my phone is dying soon #wait no #oh god I’m going literally combust #imma go make me some food #OH NO MY STOVE IS ELECTRIC #gg guys#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #Harry Potter au #bamberry rant#bamberry vibes
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  • wow-a-gay
    17.06.2021 - 13 minutes ago

    look what I found on pinterest. im losing my fucking mind

    #tell me ur 13 without telling me ur 13 #god this is so funny #my posts
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  • vampyr-tea
    17.06.2021 - 14 minutes ago
    #☁️i want more time please...☁️ #aesthetic#pastel colors#pastel aesthetic#☁️why☁️ #☁️why couldn’t my life have been another way☁️ #☁️god...why please help☁️ #vent #☁️I can do this☁️
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  • mpxinvidia
    17.06.2021 - 16 minutes ago

    Ensorcelled || ft. Ares

      Again, can’t resist. Continued from here, with @aresmp

       You be careful. They are not yet inside his room- hell they are hardly in the hallway that leads to it when they have their little tiff. His eyes issue the warning of his own to the god and it is one that regardless of his nature that he must respect. The delicate balance of this place is dependant on the civil behaviors of everyone in it and the customer is not always right here. Invidia doesn’t look in the slightest bit startled by the hand around his neck either- that move is a dime a dozen to him. In fact, it only serves to rile him up in another way that he won’t address at this moment while he keeps his eyes on Ares.   “Fuck you, pay me if you’re going to hit it in the hallway. And you are a coward- it was a Judas kiss you got in the streets and I give them to everyone I fuck on the regular when their little boo thing is around.”   He’s referring to the small cheek smooch he gave Ares when he wasn’t aware the Aphrodite was as close by as she was. Had he known….. He would have still done it but maybe smooched her too! The trouble with Invidia is that even now when he should be paralyzed with fear, he still looks beautiful in his defiant smugness.

    #{para:} Ensorcelled#;aresmp #{{ roll in the hay: a little inappropriate }} #Type: Tip of My Tongue (client) #{{ no gods no masters no fears
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  • howtobeamagicalgirl
    17.06.2021 - 16 minutes ago

    I smell like bacon grease. I smell like bacon grease. I am going to smell like bacon grease until I die.

    #anntics #we had two pans of collected bacon grease at work and for some god damn reason my coworker decided that the best place to put it #was the STOVE HOOD #and I cooked on the stove all night bc it's my job to do that and the bacon grease melted and warmed like one of those wax warmer things #and so now I am permanently infused with the smell of bacon grease #YEUGH
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  • biwaizumi
    17.06.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    practice with references predictably turned into these three... sunaosaaka, anyone?

    #haikyuu!! #hq!! #haikyuu fanart#hq fanart#my art#suna rintarou#akaashi keiji#miya osamu#sunaosaaka #it's not ship art but it's CRIMINAL that that tag is empty #so i'm putting this in it. plant the seed #i probably spent the same amount of time on osamu full body as i did on the SKETCH for akaashi's FACE #because i could NOT get him to look like akaashi and i'm still not super happy with it #it kinda looks like a different style from the rest #(i'm pretty sure in trying to get him similar to the picture of akaashi i have in my head- #- i ended up emulating maca's style lmao) #so anyways. one day i WILL draw you and be content with it akaashi i swear to god
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  • zestyhoneybeee
    17.06.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    I am feeling so much anger right now

    #trevor fuck off and stop pushing your religion on me challenge #mentally punching this guy in the face #fuck off fuck off fuck off #he keeps telling me all this info about god and jesus and I don’t care but I still listen anyway #then he won’t even let me infodump to him about voltron #i told him that if hell is real I’ll definitely be there and he goes ‘not if you repent your sins’ #well guess what fuckwad I don’t repent my sins #people don’t repeatedly break the law by mistake #it would be awesome if he could just leave me be and let me be sad about my life instead of constantly telling me that god is going to save #im just so mad and absolutely flabbergasted that he would be so rude about it too #I never thought he was that weird about religion #anyway sorry for ranting in the tags #I don’t talk
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  • diavolosboyfriend
    17.06.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    for a minute genuinely got far away enough in my mind to not recognize my moms voice calling my name or my name and got scared cuz i thought she was a stranger. Winning

    #teddyposting #god help me. im not sure how i got that far into my own head #felt like. just. i dunno how i was feeling anymore cuz im blurring to nothing right now
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  • cucumbers-and-olives
    17.06.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    WHAT THE FUCK

    OKAY NO ONE MOVE

    NO ONE FUCKING MOVE

    IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

    #cucmber reaches a lot of you #HOLY HELL OH MY GODS #IM FREAKING OUT CAN YOU TELL #AHHHHHH
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  • thekingsenglish
    17.06.2021 - 19 minutes ago

    Um, guys, I tried to photoshop Rhett’s beard off, but it looks like he’s got a whole nother face under there 😆

    #Rhett McLaughlin#Rhett’s beard #oh my god #his beard is covering a face #lol
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  • emordnilap-fr
    17.06.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    also they make me like cherub again.... it's been so long....

    #emord rambles #cherub my beloved... god.....
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  • dominicseneschal
    17.06.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    regarding my own hair i am sad to this day that last year i had my freakout and chopped it all off bc if i hadn’t it would be waist length by now

    #now it's grown out back down past my shoulders #but my god it's looking fucked up. it needs shaping so desperately #not to mention every single end is splitting
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  • extra-joker
    17.06.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    Me - I'm the shit! The greatest fucking person to live ever! A god among men! I am THE king, bitch!

    Friend - Hell yeah you're the shit!

    Me - omg no staahhhp... stahp you're making me blush omg dooooon't

    #me irl#friends #i'm the shit #you're the shit #i love my friends #it's no special when it comes from me #but when it comes from them it means something #ya know? #friendship#frienship goals#best friend#best friends #i love you #i'm a god among men #ego #i'm the king #i am the man
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