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  • mrspider
    03.12.2021 - 19 minutes ago

    last night i had a dream that was like day in the life of macklemore but like all i did was go to this brand meeting and at first indidnt know what was going on but then i had to sign this form well apparently dream me/macklemore (mackleme?) was buying the rights to oreos for some reason yknow like oreo cookies and their only condition on selling the brand (for a measly 2000 dollars) was that i couldnt take oreos out of the name

    so after signing and leaving the appointment i made a post on twitter “never fear oreos fan the macklemoreo is here” with a picture of me (macklemore) making out with a guy

    #txt#cobwebs #however i believe i also attempted to lucid dream becayee #i tried writing my full name (my real one not. macklemore) on paper after #and paper doesnt reallt work in dreams so it kept failing but i kept trying
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  • the-odd-job
    03.12.2021 - 38 minutes ago

    astridkolch replied to your post: “I’m not making a bunnyboy. I really should not...”

    Well I gotta say, once you start, there's no going back~ Also, nice on the save. If ever asked again, you could say you do graphic designs

    I did graphic design but I kind of don’t anymore so uh. Idk show my old graphic work or something lmfao. Thought idk where all that is anymore.

    windyreads replied to your post: “I’m not making a bunnyboy. I really should not...”

    BUNNY

    BUNNY. I’m still trying to decide on a name for him and his color scheme needs some work, but. 

    #astridkolch#windyreads #THE FUCKING NAME #i've been wracking my brain and scouring sites for inspiration #and i still don't have it #i THINK it starts with an S but i've been wrong before #not art#replies
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  • hosnack
    03.12.2021 - 38 minutes ago

    lmaoooo the dude who thought im 17 wanted me to show him my id

    #my dude we've been joking for the past year or so and im not using the formal /you/ to address you hOw did you think im under 20 #she speaks #aND he mispronounced my name ive been disrespected 17 times again
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  • localwitchash
    03.12.2021 - 51 minutes ago

    brandy bottle knighthood and other classic hijinks, 2/?

    please note this is in no way, shape, or form even trying to pretend to by accurate to the text. this is a crack fic for the sole purpose of good ol’ fashion feel something again entertainment.

    part 1 <--- necessary for any context, please read first

    already suffered through part 1? great, moving on.

    open to suggestions as always, i’ll post a pic of adult Arthur tomorrow if i remember

    [story arc one, the stuff i stole from disney]

    -starts off 14 years after the last post, something, something, a legend is sung, you get the idea.

    -KMP is a dic and pretty crap king, no one is surprised.

    -Ector is pretty much never at home, basically was forced into swearing loyalty to KMP and do knight stuff for him.

    -Arthur’s like barely a teen at this point, Kay is 6 years older. 

    -were raised by some guy sent by KMP while Ector was away to stop him complaining about being away from his son and nephew. referred to for now as nobleman douche bag. 

    -not the greatest human being so life pretty much pans out like the disney movie, minus the fact that Kay and Arthur have a genuinely good relationship.

    -Arthur basically get Cinderella for this bit, though is one of those kids who is just always optimistic no matter what. 

    -remember when i said 76% was fluff? this is part of the 24% that isn’t. 

    -{Trigger warning for sensitive topic! check tags for a brief overview if you’re okay to do so.} i’ll spare details for when i write this arc, it isn’t anything super extreme but better to be safe, just be forewarned the next arc (Bedieve’s lessons) has chapter titles like ‘a lesson on healing’ and ‘a lesson on value’.

    -kid has general poor health bc of this, used mainly for comfort/’i’m sorry for my sins, please forgive me for hurting the baby’ chapters with Kay in solid concerned big brother mode.

    -a bit of resentment towards Ector is built up during this period, though not to any real degree. at least not yet. we’ll get there.

    -it at this point just occurred to me that i should mention that Guinevere is Kay’s half sister. 

    -she not there much in this arc, explained away as being taught how to be a proper lady by an unnamed aunt after their mother died.

    -she has a sister/brother relationship with Arthur (she ends up with Lancelot, neatly derailing the whole affair thing and adding the token straights this story needs.... oh who and i kidding lance is a bi disaster. sorry girl, guess it’s just you)

    -Merlin and owl stuff goes basically the same, minus Arthur being in the forest for reasons that don’t involve Kay. 

    -the wolf is my favourite so he gets a name and character. his name is Eltrys and he’s a young druid living in the forest as a wolf after his parents were killed for practising magick. he’s important to Arthur later on in the arc, if you know what i mean.

    -mim’s there too, she’s crazy and i love her so i could leave her out. 100% becomes the insane vodka aunt the twins didn’t know they needed.

    -deviation point. Arthur spends a lot of his free time with Merlin, nobleman douche bag unhappy child isn’t at beck and call, gets piss drunk and yells about it.

    -having built up a small bit of confidence, Arthur is having none of it. and being the son of a total girlboss, snaps back, which in hindsight not the best idea for a scrawny and usually sick 14 year old, but hey it’s development. 

    -nobleman douche bag drunkenly pulls a dagger and that’s how Arthur gets the trade mark scar that stretches across his right cheek. 

    -something something strong emotion accidentally do some fae magick. 

    -already wearing his coat and thoroughly down with this place, Arthur just bounces. resolving to just leave Kay a short note. 

    -ends up with Uther’s sword, which he calls Caliburn. tbd as to how he attains it, given the fact he knows screwed in he stays. i’ll figure it out

    -back to the forest we go, its winter btw.

    -we meet human Eltrys this time, an agreement is made that they have a better shot at not dying if they work together. 

    -dumbasses bond over dead parents, spent the night in a hollow tree.

    -Arthur learns about fae blood tm

     -idiot children continue to wander through the woods, no neither thought to go to Merlin. Arthur had panicked and isn’t thinking right, Eltrys wouldn’t think to do so. yes i’m aware it’s dumb. 

    -find a stone wall, cross it, forest look cooler over here, they keep going.

    -find a sizeable cabin, go to investigate.

    -everyone meet Bedivere, who pretty much immediately adopts the two.

    -probably good bc guess what? Arthur’s sick again. fever this time.

    -don’t worry he’ll be fine. trust me.

    [end of arc one ‘The crownless, new beginnings.’]

    (this is way angst writers shouldn’t drink coffee past 9pm, you write shit like at 4am)

    #{tw: use of physical punishments like belting vivid night terrors and effects of sleep deprivation malnutrition little sense of self-worth} #series of increasingly ridiculous happenings centred around the Pen Draig twins roughly coalesced into a maddening but mostly tangible plot #brandy bottle knighthood and other classic hijinks #arthuriana#crack fic#arthur pendragon#sir ector#sir kay#sir bedivere#future bedikay#i promise#madame mim#merlin #the owl whos name i can't remember cuz it's 5am on a school night #kill me #i have class in 5 hours #worth it #im sorry i hurt the baby #the next arc is about healing and found family and also being gay #nobleman douche bag gets what's coming to him don't worry my sweets #gonna need a monster to survive class #me to myself #ah fuck #i cant believe youve done this #im sorry #i feel legally obligated to inflict this on you too
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  • twink-between-worlds
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    hm

    to write or to play a game on my switch,,

    #ravio rambles #i could play botw just to do the amiibos for today #play links awakening and get my heart crushed #play aoc in a desperate attempt to collect enough guardian parts for terakko #or offload aoc and redownload hyrule warriors so ravio marin n tiny time can kick ass and take names
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  • cndybracelet
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    gave myself little curtain bangs I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

    #also #going to a party but the person witj the homestuck whatsapp pfp is not coming 💔💔 #dirk strider (?) pfp my beloved 💔💔💔💔 ii dont even know their name
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  • asktheheirofslytherin
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #voldemort#music#song #you know who #ooh #i can see it #i like it #thank you for this #i love character relevant songs haha #i would share my voldeplaylist if it wasn't connected to my personal spotify #and then yall would know my full name lmaooo #4th wall would be shattered #though i suppose i could dish out song recs #now that everyones spotify wrapped is out #im obsessed#prescheduled volding#fugamaleifica
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  • laroseme
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    I edit his pics into black and white so I don't see the red flags

    #choi mujin#mujin #park hee soon #my name netflix #my name#kdrama
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  • bean-with-a-knife
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Nat

    Criss

    Ek

    Germ

    Errrrrrrrrr

    (Majin) Buu

    #beanie-art #OH GOD I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH ILL BE TAGGING- #ds nightmare#ds cross#ds dream#ds error#ds ink#ds blue#dreamswap #ok that wasnt too bad #hehe all these names came from my fren haha #sadly she dont have tumblr #F
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  • theravenscape
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #i couldnt be more corny if i tried but when has that stopped me! i adore it when you tag me in things #also microdosing on being a criminal by stealing rationality from your tags with my name <3 #kia tag smh
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  • claitea
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    chuunosukenaruhodou >>> claitea

    figured it would be best to keep all my socials on the same name!

    #soapy speaks #remember someone saying i change my name here too much lmAO #as fun as it is having themed names its prob better to just stick to one #also should. probably start remembering to Sign My Art so this will make it easier to trace back to me haha
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  • inexplicablz
    03.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Crying rn

    #z rambles #HES SOOO UUUUUEEE UEHE #cringe #and i missed this too idk how long ive last logged in #i love him sm ueueeue #i also forgot my name was zane in the game lmao
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  • zisurru
    03.12.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #another level on which the senusret-birth-name headcanon is simply correct #also if there's one thing to be said for my uhhh content it's that it is linguistically sound
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  • hunkydorkling
    03.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    There's a thing as being incapacitated with consuming general media art forms, and then there's specifically being incapacitated by the rush of emotions that fanfiction gives you on top of the illness that further incapacitates you.

    #it's a good feeling nevertheless! i love pain! pain's my middle name! #except it's pain-tricia! #it's because i just finished wkomd after all these months of setting it back #i'm on btyb and it just further excites me #lawrusso#menocchio #cobra kai fanfiction #aaaaah i wanna shut up about it but I CAN'T #work's doing a pretty good job of distracting me though. yes. #immediately starting to work after recovering from a flu is ✨magical✨ my friends #magical. #and by that i mean paracetamol is my best friend
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  • meteorjam
    03.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    KING OF CROCODILES I'M LOSING IT

    #ik y'all don't follow ohm's lakorns BUT I'M SCREAMING #LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS HAS LIFTED MY MOOD #I'M LAUGHING BUT ALSO LOOKING RESPECTFULLY #also ChalawanNawa crossover omg #fluke just got done filming a movie called THESIS where his character is named Nawa and we called him a crocodile hunter #don't think thats his main function in the movie at all lol #BUT now that ohm is doing this crocodile folktale drama we're living for the possible Crossover #text
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  • aurirising
    03.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Zila and Nari give me life

    #aurora cycle#aurora's end #aurora's end spoilers #they're so cute #and im just so happy Zila is connecting with someone and crushing on her #my heart is full y'all #also i just fucking love Nari #yo she shares a name with one of my most badass space characters from my own stories #how am i not meant to adore her
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  • more-like-reyna
    03.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    There's this one guy in my school who's so fucking attractive I'm literally about to scream

    #i have never wanted a boy my age that badly and i don't even know his name
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  • enaanon
    03.12.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #KINDA LIKE UHH TOUMA I THINK HIS NAME IS? FROM AMNESIA #The visual novel. not the horror game #anon my beloved #ena asks#the addisons#self insert#y/n#imagines
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  • lesbianbergara
    03.12.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #ask#anon #i thought u were talking abt this one fic of like.. priest demon hunter ryan w demon shane.. where they made a deal of some sort to not #kill each other and help each other out or smthg and they ended up actually not hating each other.. #that was such a good fic tooo aughh im sad i cant remember the name for that ficcc #i was halfway writing how i alrdy read that until i read properly again and noticed u arent talking abt that fic haha.. my pea brain is so.
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  • milfdoctoroctopus
    03.12.2021 - 3 hours ago

    ocs from my story :) dr isabela martin (she/they) and essi (no surname yet, they/them).

    #tcf #even though ive changed the name i haven't actually changed my tag for it yet #ocs#my ocs#isabela martin#essi
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