imagine if laphlaes gets nine many, many pets bc nine is baby and laph thinks he can't be there for his son all the time due to him being the first archmage and therefore he's almost always busy,
nine is happy, and he gives them weird and confusing names.
10 cats of different breeds named, "tomato" "mushroom", "gravy", "spaghetti", "pizza", " hamburger", "sushi'", "kimchi", "taco" and "icecream"
3 dogs also of different breeds named "sleepy", "moody", "happy"
5 birds named "tiger", "cheetah", "lion" "cat" and "lizard"
two pandas; actual real bear and a long ass snake ("laphlaes selkena what the hell where you thinking???" – lucilicca)
meanwhile solphi has 10 tarantulas and a variety of other insects she asked aslan to give to her ("WHAT were YOU THINKING?" – Helga, to Aslan smh)
#lord of heroes #loh#loh laphlaes#loh nine #helga: you have an entire zoo??? laphaes laughing nervously: no its an area for my sons beloved pets haha..... #Lucilicca: so you spoiled that child too #aslan: haha yeah IM HAPPY FOR HER #meanwhile imagine laph asking solphi what she wants #laph: want a kitten sweetie? #solphi: I want world domination
Ice Nine Kills - The Silver Scream 2: Welcome To Horrorwood
Tracklist:
Opening Night…
Welcome To Horrorwood
A Rash Decision
Assault & Batteries
The Shower
Funeral Derangements
Rainy Day
Hip to Be Scared (Ft. Jacoby Shaddix)
Take Your Pick (ft. Corpsegrinder of Cannibal Corpse)
The Box (Ft. Brandon Saller & Ryan Kirby)
F.L.Y. (Ft. Buddy Nielsen)
Wurst Vacation
Ex-Mørtis
Farewell II Flesh
Oh good God have I been waiting for what feels like an eternity for this. I fell in love with Ice Nine Kills back with Every Trick In The Book, they wrote songs about some of the greatest novels and they really made something special with it. What do they do then? (Bare in mind they already released 3 albums before that the last 2 of which were amazing in their own right) they do it all over again with Horror movies in The Silver Scream, which was one of the greatest albums to have ever been created, and by God they have milked that titty for everything it's worth and it is still providing! I myself have spent about £200 on their merch because they’ve produced an absolute goldmine of phenomenal designs and have really targeted me with it for my love of horror films and serial killers. So when they announce that every good horror film has a sequel and this is theirs, I did a little dance and squeal when they announced The Silver Scream 2: Welcome To Horrorwood.
“Hip To Be Scared” guest stars Papa Roach’s charismatic frontman Jacoby Shaddix and by God what an absolute belter it is, I have not stopped singing the chorus line to myself for over a week, “The Devil makes exceptions, for all American Psychos'' (not hard to see which story they’re utilising here is it) but it's got a flash 80’s section which talks about themselves as a band before dropping the beatdown in a traditional brutal INK style. Oh then they came out swinging with “Assault & Batteries”, not holding any punches it’s one of the heaviest songs I’ve ever heard them drop, clearly based on Chucky, opens up with a news report, followed by a chat show, then a creepy kids toy sounding interlude that explodes into a truly sinister and aggressive mix which I feel like brings in some style from their old sound, amazingly addictive same as its predecessor. Then dropped “Rainy Days” which has brandished on its single cover the Resident Evil umbrella which already tipped the peak of interest, starts off very industrial sounding, reminiscent slightly of the likes of Motionless In White if you could picture it, for me the best parts are the robotic synthesised human vocals particularly towards the end “GAME OVER… You Died”, that has sat with me so deeply since I first heard it, it encaptures the sinister nature of the narrative and it gives me goosebumps at certain points. “Funeral Derangements” came next and I have to say there was never a doubt in me that I’d love this one, it’s a cross between The Silver Screams heavier side but also a homage to The Predator Becomes The Prey which I also have a huge soft spot for, it’s very aggressive, has those little licks dotted along to add to the chaos, the chorus is lovely and melodic but very sinister, the best part for me is those extraordinary harsh vocals which ques the music up perfectly to just absolute drop and smash your ear drums, great homage to Stephen King and Pet Semetary. “Welcome to Horrorwood'' the album's title track is like the anthem for this sequel, it embodies a fictional place fabricated from the lifestyles of Hollywood but for those of us with a cult following invested in all things horror, “welcome to horrorwood, where anyone would kill for a call back”. “Take Your Pick” is written from My Bloody Valentine, and what better way to make a track sound sinister as all hell than to guest star legendary Cannibal Corpse vocalist Corpsegrinder, it’s the most evil sounding song on the whole album and I am beyond addicted to it. “The Box'' is about the legendary film Hellraiser which features both Brandon Saller from Atreyu and Ryan Kirby from Fit For A King lending guest vocals, Saller in particular being the face of the chorus which is just glorious and definitely unmistakably his voice. “Wurst Vacation” just hits with Rammstein vibes straight away, not just from the “Eins, Zwei, Drei, DIE” but just the industrial sound, having it's content derived from Hostel, an amazing song.
They’ve not just gone all out musically, they’ve really given the full package in terms of PR, famous guest musicians, an interactive interesting story which is basically like a small movie, the themes linking to famous horror films, and phenomenal merchandise (which I own far too much of). It's the first time in quite a long time I’ve been able to just get in the car and stick the album on and just listen to it over and over and over again, but with this one it continues to be just seamless and easy to do so.
I need to kick my own ass and go down at the park because partner got me a huge fake halloween spider and now I absolutely need to take photos of Link fighting it
#jau rants #at the same time the spider has been adopted as a pet for one of my smaller dolls #so that'd be a fun photoshoot too
#-_- #it didnt get banned or anything i just lost a lot of the info especially because my father had his hands all over my acc recovery stuff #i emailed support but. that was like months ago #i want to play again but i cant go back #my account is like over a decade old and i had so many mounts and pets and houses and shit #and i spent too much money on it to just start a totally new obe #one* #also leveling in that game takes FOREVER after a certain point #especially if you are soloing #unless something has changed in the years since #by the time you get to like. avalon. youre in hell #at least thats what i remember #it could be totally different now #the level cap was only 90 the last time i played so like. its been a Second #afaik the cap is well into the 100s now or something #and theyve added more worlds so like things that used to be late game (like avalon and the uh. dinosaur place whose name i forgot) are now #mid game worlds probably
#Miami Vice#s1 #james sonny crockett #sonny crockett#don johnson#gifs#my gifs #don't ask me why I found Sonny tossing a whole rotisserie chicken into his pet alligator's mouth so funny but I did #maybe because Elvis is just chilling openly right there while Sonny does his job so casual XD
#mobile. #if you read my earlier post about what’s been going on irl #well it happened #i feel so fucking weird and out of it #im sorry ill delete this late it just feels a tiny bit better to vent it #however vaguely #pls hold your pets a bit tighter for me
#I made the huge mistake of watching the last bit of Pet Cemetery just a couple weeks after losing my dad #it was just on as i waited for something else to start #and i've never seen it before so i didn't know #didn't even think much of it at the time but it popped into my head the moment i woke up the next morning #it was intruding into my thoughts all week and all i could think was how much i hated it #i think i've come to terms with it now though #in the end it's just dealing with the concepts of loss and grief in it's own ugly way #but i have no desire to ever watch it in full at this point #watching film about lost loved ones coming back to kill you right after losing a loved one = bad idea #ALTHOUGH #i remember falling to pieces shortly after the viewing of my little cousin because of a damn Gravity Falls episode #so i guess thats just how these things go
