You know what? Screw it
Here’s a selfie just to satiate the people asking for one
I really like this shirt, even if it was from Costco. (Spoiler, I rarely buy expensive clothes, it’s only really jeans and shoes that I buy full price because I need things that will last me a long time)
But you can see my right eye in the picture, the eyelid sits lower and it all looks skewed.