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Watch Angel & Cross going naughty on Friday’s night party

This is a very big highlight seen between these two Big Brother Naija 2021 Season 6 Reality TV Show Angel and Cross as they continue to kiss and caress at almost every party in the BBN house. Just this night again, the Angel and Cross have been caught on BBNaija camera making out with a very hot and romantic kiss. The video below shows Angel and Cross holding each other in a very 18+ way,…

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In that moment I needed to consume little daddy girl, to fill you, to mark you as my little girl ... just as you needed to open herself to me, to be desired, taken, owned."

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fritzymuses asked: “And what may I ask. Are you ma’am.” The young robot asks(for verosika)

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Have you ever noticed that in terms of world ending apocalypses in stories, it’s disproportionately either the particlar physicists, geneticists, or the chemists? Like I’m all for a reality shattering hole between dimensions and all, but where are the naughty scientists in the other fields. Don’t tell me they don’t exist. And yeah, you’ve got your mutant plant growing botanists and your poor first contact astronauts or whatever, but like...

Where’s the geologist that is doing some exploratory mining down in some cave and accidentally releases a toxin into a water source that drives the local populace into a primal state. There are a few who seem okay - at least at first, but more and more of the surrounding townspeople just abandon their homes and head into the surrounding woods. It’s not even a blood lust, although they roam in packs and are fiercely territorial. Entire infrastructures start crumbling as the people manning them disappear and there’s a mad scramble to figure out what the toxin is and what the actual fuck that dorky little geologist even disturbed down there. And to figure out how to purify it from the water. And how to secure a food source when the toxin is now in the water cycle. Eventually it’s just lone pockets of civilization in the midst of these wild territories. The cities are abandoned by the wilds and the safes both. The wilds don’t like them because they’re crowded with no prey and no natural shelter, although as the animals start taking over and nature reclaims it you’ll find pockets of them living in particularly dilapidated areas. The safes can’t live there because there’s no way to control the contamination risks. The best way to solve any of this is to get back and investigate the original site and maybe collect a pure sample for study, but since it’s site zero, it’s in some of the most dangerous territory. And maybe the geologist wasn’t technically supposed to be there, so they’re the only one who can show the small group of researchers exactly what they were working on and where. Not to mention they’re the ones the best suited to run the diagnostics because hey, they’re the one who knows a bit about what to look for, at least more so than say the resident veterinarian or that one dude who claims he was a rocket scientist, but has yet to do much engineering, designing, or building so far.

Or what about the archaeologist who’s leading the survey team investigating the cultural significance of a newly discovered pyramid. They joke as they’re doing some preliminary translations on a locked door. Hey, guys. Not to alarm you, but if we open this door we’re all going to be cursed lol. Oooh. Watch out for the mummies!

Only, it’s a mistranslation. The inscription doesn’t threaten people who open the tomb, it’s a warning against what happened to the person inside. He was cursed by the gods you see. He must have committed the ultimate sin because his flesh started turning first pink, then brown, then black before it eventually sloughed off revealing the muscle underneath. Soon that was turning rancid and in turn deteriorating. By the end, there wasn’t enough even to properly mummify. His wickedness was so horrible, it spread first to his family, then to his neighbors. Anyone afflicted was entombed in that pyramid, their homes burned and their resting places never to be disturbed, not even by grave robbers lest the curse be released again.

And this is the story of how a flesh eating parasite was released as plague on the world.

Or maybe the careless astrobiologist who totally didn’t skimp on the sterilization process of a collection probe launched to a moon of Jupiter and brought back a highly mutated strain of bacteria.

Or the oceanographer who notices some odd reading while doing deep sea radar mapping. They double back the next day with stronger equipment to see if they can figure out what the anomaly is. It’s still unclear, but when they boost the equipment as high as it will go, they discover an odd shape, almost like a low ridge of underwater mountains. It’s deep, far too deep to actually send a probe down to investigate, but with some more refined equipment they manage to make out the rough size and shape - about the size of a small mountain range and coiled in a loose, irregular spiral. It doesn’t look to be something that would naturally occur. As the scientist watches, it moves. And then moves again.

Before long, the thing is moving directly for the boat. Turns out, the creature doesn’t much care for the sonar frequency being used to map it nor does it appreciate being woken from its hibernation by something the relative size of a mosquito. Now it’s awake and with it comes more of its kind.

All I’m saying here is there are wide swathes of scientific fields that are rife for horror stories or b films. Whatever takes your fancy. Just, no more bugs, okay? Seriously. We have enough bugs.

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