#naughty pets Tumblr posts

  • 1. Are you dating anyone?

    2. Favorite color?

    3. What fandoms are you in RN?

    4. What is your favorite fandom?

    5. What are your favorite fanfiction genres to write?

    6. Do you have kids?

    7. Age?

    8. Do you have siblings?

    9. Who raised you?

    10. Who do you live with?

    11. Favorite date?

    12. Favorite memory?

    13. How many BFs/GFs have you had?

    14. Sexuality?

    15. Religion?

    16. Computer or Phone?

    17. How many languages do you speak?

    18. Favorite language?

    19. Favorite movie?

    20. Favorite book?

    21. What inspires you most?

    22. OTP?

    23. Top ships you can think of?

    24. Your opinion on shipping wars?

    25. Your opinion on whump?

    26. Your opinion on (insert ship your asking about here)

    27. Do you play any instruments?

    28. Do you sing?

    29. Your opinion on smut?

    30. Do you have numerous OTPs you can’t choose between?

    31. When did you start writing fanfiction?

    32. What physical/mental illness’ and/or disabilities/disorders do you have?

    33. Where do you live?

    34. What’s your relationship with your father like?

    35. What’s your relationship with your mother like?

    36. Have you had your first kiss?

    37. What website do your prefer most for writing/reading fanfiction?

    38. Do you read fanfiction too?

    39. Favorite strait-ship?

    40. Favorite Homosexual-Ship?

    41. Favorite Love-Triangle?

    42. Do you believe in polygamy?

    43. Do you believe in homosexuality?

    44. Do you believe in gay marriage?

    45. Do you have any polygamist ships?

    46. How many fanfictions have you written?

    47. What made you want to join Tumblr?

    48. Why did you delete your previous account?

    49. Do you draw fanart too?

    50. Who is your favorite character to whump?

    51. What is your favorite ship to whump?

    52. Do you whump males or females more?

    53. What is your gender?

    54. Can you explain why you have a hard time with your gender identity?

    55. Do you have any witches, pagans, reiki masters, healers, wizards, mediums, etc. in your family?

    56. How many friends do you have?

    57. How old were you when you got your first friend?

    58. How old were you if/when you lost your virginity?

    59. Are you a virgin, aka how many forms of sex have you had?

    60. What bible/testament/scroll do you go by?

    61. How many words can you read a minute?

    62. Do you believe in ‘age is just a number’?

    63. Your opinions/what you know about pedophilia?

    64. Your opinions/what you know about sex trafficking?

    65. Have you ever been out of country?

    66. How many states have you been through on vacations?

    67. Your favorite male character(s)?

    68. Your favorite female character(s)?

    69. Sneakers or sandals?

    70. Do you do yoga?

    71. Have you ever rode a horse?

    72. Have you ever swam with a dolphin?

    73. Have you ever sustained any serious injuries?

    74. Who/what is your god?

    75. When did you decide what religion was yours?

    76. Were you adopted?

    77. Do you have any half siblings/step siblings you are no longer allowed to see?

    78. Have you ever been suicidal?

    79. Have you ever had a near death experience?

    80. Blinds or Curtains?

    81. Do you have seeing or hearing difficulty?

    82. How many hours a day do you write fanfiction?

    83. Do you have any non-cannon ships?

    84. How many hours a day are you on social media?

    85. Were you good at or did you fail in high school?

    86. Favorite high school grade?

    87. How many years of school do you have?

    88. What is your IQ?

    89. Do you like live action or animation more?

    90. Cartoons or Anime?

    91. Opinion on Anime overall?

    92. How many pets do you have?

    93. Who was your first pet?

    94. Who is the best pet you’ve ever had?

    95. Have you suffered loss yet, or have you not learned what grief is yet?

    96. How do you grieve?

    97. How do your turrets affect your daily life?

    98. Were you ever bullied?

    99. How many pet fish have you ever had?

    100. Have you ever had a job before?

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  • Any ideas how to train a kitten/cat? Is it even possible? My past experience is that cats seem to understand what you are saying and remember the instruction perfectly well, but choose to disobey you when they know you are not there to reprimand them.
    They know they are doing wrong but choose actively to disobey. Can this be amended?

    Electra saw my dinner where I had left it on the side tonight and whilst I was out of the room, jumped up onto the counter (naughty thing #1) and stole a meatball and a piece of pasta (naughty thing #2). She appears to have retreated to her own food dish to eat them though. Anyway, the joke is on her because the meatball was vegan and the pasta was gluten free!

    We weren’t sure how to correct her, because it was after the event. The Lovely Man picked her up, showed her the chewed up meatball and pasta/put her nose in it and said ‘No! Naughty!’ in his 'telling off’ voice, to make an unpleasant association with what she did but…any advice or experiences of what might work? Or should we just never leave food unguarded and be sure to anti-bacterial wipe the surfaces extra frequently, from now on?

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  • Mister Human dropped duckweed in with fishies. I’ll get it, I’ll get it! 🐣

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  • Only to find that my cat had made a new toy out of the toilet roll. He also decided that my bonsai looks better all over my laminate…ugh

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  • So the last 2 days one of the chickens has learnt how to escape the run. She’s now taught another one as well. So I’ve got 2 of them constantly on the loose and a fox on the lurk.

    JUST STAY INSIDE WHERE IT’S SAFE.

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  • : |

    Think he’s suicidal.

    As I was typing this he disappeared down the side of the bed….

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