This is SEVENTEEN and NCT. The essential tracks, all in one playlist.

☁︎ 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 ☁︎

Summary // Its basically all the things Tali has said that are either questionable or funny that fans know and some only the members know.

Characters // Talia Flores + Nct, WayV + Straykids + Miguel Flores

Word Count //

Italics // Spanish

"This mans voice turned Mario to MARIO." ➪ Tali said when she heard Jaehyuns voice in a MC was squeaky to deep.

"Nah I'd rather keep my dignity." ➪ Tali said in video Ridin Battle, if she wanted one more chance she has to do an aegyo to Jaemin, she made eye contact with him for a couple seconds contemplating if she should or not.

"What do you want from me, I'm a women with insecurities, what you are getting is not confidence." ➪ Tali kept changing her clothes because she felt it was either too much or too little and Mark and Jaehyun were vloging in America complaining that she was taking too long, then laughed at her statement while Jaehyun went to get Johnny to help her.

*nom*

"I know that pressure on my cheeks is not you biting me." ➪ Renjun bit Tali's cheek and Tali was being sarcastic about it.

"Count your days Jeffery, you are next." ➪ Jaehyun was laughing at her about her drama she was in and she just glared at him.

"Did you get laid?" ➪ She was talking with Taeyong who posted something on bubble and it looked like he got laid.

"They don't need a dating ban have you seen them flirt?" ➪ Tali was talking to Rin about dating bans.

"Ah yes, I identify as a guy now." ➪ In Nct Word 2.0 they were watching a clip when they won the rookie award (male) and Talia made the comment about being a guy.

"The guy with a big head or the a guy with small shoulders?" ➪ Haechan said in Mystery lab that the one mafia can speak two or more languages but Tali denied it and said she cant speak them well so it doesn't count then Haechan asked if she thinks the other 2 guys are one of the mafia and Tali question which guy he's talking about.

"Calm yourself Jeffrey." ➪ They were in america and Jaehyun and Tali heard a dirty joke and she was trying to compose herself while she saw Jaehyun struggling.

"IF YOU BREAK THAT VASE I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE" ➪ Her and her brother were fighting in front of dream the first time he met them, it wasn't an argument more like bickering, he started it by flicking her which escalated.

"CHRISTOPHER GET YOUR DOUBLE TITS OVER HERE." ➪ She was hanging out with Straykids and Dream and Chan playfully slapped her then it got more violent and Chan ran for his life.

"Idiot...thats your name from now on...idiot." ➪ In dream mystery lab when Mark guess the drawing and it was him and he said something else Tali went up to him grab his face and looked him straight in the eye and called him idiot(she called him pabo but I found that cringe so I just put idiot instead :] )

"I-....your dog owning privileges have been revoked, can someone come with me to get Daegal's hair cut....well someone else but Chenle." ➪ Tali came to visit Chenle and drop off some food and when she saw Daegal with a new hair cut and she knew....she was gonna go and do it herself.

"Squish back to life please Wally~" ➪ Tali sat on one of her many stuff animals (Wally the Narwhal that Jungwoo gave her) and she felt bad and she tried to squish it back to life.

"Morals? What are those...because if thats morals mine are wack." ➪ Tali never heard morals in Korean so when Johnny explained it to her she was surprised and so was Johnny.

"Manz wasn't wearing anything might as well be an accessory instead." ➪ Tali was reacting to the Special Stage Rap Performance Nct x Straykids x Monsta X and she saw Chans shirt and made a comment about it.

"OH, you wanna put the big boy pants now?" ➪ Its was dream lab and they were playing mafia and were waiting for the cop to reveal themselves and when Jaemin did Tali practically called him a coward.

"No wait think about it, what if the N in Nct stands for narcos." *wheezes in spanish* ➪ Tali was casually drinking with her brother, and you know that just came to mind and he wheezed.

"Which one of you motherfuckers took my ice cream." ➪ Tali was on her period and her brother put her a bad mood and ice cream makes her feel better but no one knew and someone stole her ice cream and she got upset.

"It looks like me when I cry in the bathroom. I remember vividly my brother....yeah thats it." ➪ It was in the haunted school and she was with Jaehyun and Taeil and she saw a girl crying in the bathroom and they laughed at her re mark.

"Oh stop this look like my grandma."

"How." She looks him dead in the eyes then back at the skull and she left with the clue leaving Jaehyun there.

"Im never sleeping over with you ever again." ➪ Tali shook her head at Mark as they were doing a Next Neo Model and the topic to model was squishy rice cake.....ya know.

"Im about to hit some sense into cause apparently you dont have any!" ➪ Tali was sitting on a ledge and Haechan pushed her a little which almost made her fall over and she said that which made him laugh and hug her saying he loves her.

– 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞? / 𝐥𝐝𝐡

lee donghyuck. fluff. 0.6k words.

warnings: mentions of food, profanity

During the hot spring days, when the light breeze hugs your body and the sun shines on your bare skin, you feel the happiest. You were walking around the campus, enjoying the view of other students talking to their friends, laughing and the trees moving along the wind. You noticed the bright and sharp tones of colors this season held, the sun making everything look even more vivid and dazzling. It felt beautiful. Mere weather outside could change your mood and you kept wearing the smile on your face as you couldn’t hide the satisfaction and exhilaration you felt inside.

“Hey,” you heard a familiar voice, making you snap out of your thoughts, turning your head into the direction of where it came from. You recognized your friend Jaemin, whose expression was beaming with joy as he approached you while waving at you excitedly. His contagious smile subconsciously affected you, making you grin from ear to ear when you saw a glimpse of him.

“Hey, hey, stop right there, my buddy,” you heard someone else from behind you, in which you quickly realized it was your best friend Donghyuck, who raised his hands telling him to stop before he could take another step. “Leave my honey alone,” he threatened, pulling you towards him by your shoulders, keeping you close against him. You looked at him in confusion, because first of all, honey? It certainly felt nice being labeled as his lover, if he even meant it like that, but the word sounded cheesy and you only felt embarrassment creeping up your back.

“What are you trying to do?” Donghyuck raised his eyebrows, scanning Jaemin from top to bottom, inspecting his intentions and further actions he wanted to take.

“Sorry, I didn’t know they had a boyfriend. I just saw them and it’s been a while since we’ve talked, so I wanted to say hi, but I’m leaving. By the way, hi,” his smile dropped a little, but he didn’t forget to greet you, glancing at Donghyuck before he completely left. You took the chance to push your best friend away, hitting his arm as he jolted in pain, rubbing the spot multiple times and hissing.

“What the fuck?” you whispered, but loudly enough for him to hear. He just awkwardly chuckled to himself, offering you a thumbs-up, thinking he could save the situation with it. “Dude, what do you even mean by honey? As far as I know, you called me that lazy fucker yesterday. Plus Jaemin is my good friend and now you scared him,” you scolded.

“I mean lazy fucker suits you, you didn’t even want to hang out with me because apparently, sleeping is better. Plus I guess I mean like I have a crush on you and I wanted to tell you but Renjun said I’m a coward but I don’t wanna be one or I don’t know or maybe I’m just rambling right now because it probably doesn’t even make sense, so anyway, adios,” he saluted you. Before he could even leave you, you caught his arm tightly, holding him in one place. You laughed at the sentence, thinking it was way too adorable for you, yet Donghyuck took it in a slightly wrong way, groaning loudly and hiding his face from the awkwardness.

“You like me?” you asked, genuinely smiling at him and looking into his eyes to search whether he truly meant it. “No?” he answered, wanting to run away from your grip, but you enfolded him in a huge hug, surprising him instead.

“Have you had lunch, honey?” you teased but also hoped he would agree to grab some food with you.

Hot Sauce Cover but with the Real Haechan (〃∀〃)

me 🤝 jaemin: adoring Jisung

I've been picking up my heart. He's been picking up her 💋 - T. Swift

the summer fight explain (?), not really lol.

credits to: @/chitapurrs on tiktok

e-boy jeno lee !!

Credit: overflow.

we (me and mia @en-see-tee) have discussed what dreamies would smell like. have fun.

renjun: fresh laundry (i said he smells like marriage and that is so valid, u can ask chenle. he thinks we should find a man like renjun lol)

jeno: typical dad scent or something lemon-ish or newly cleaned swimming pool with lotsa chlorine hsjshs

jaemin: smells like berries...would smell like his gf’s shower gel, he thinks his gf’s shower gel smells good so he uses it instead without her permission

hyuck: baby powder or good morning coffee and pastries shjhs (i’m gonna bite his cheekies)

chenle: air freshener 

jisung: rubber duckies

mark: brand new shoes. fresh from the factory. just got out of the box. never worn. never touched the ground. or he probably smells like fart

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pinterest: @/skzthetic

10/10

Genre; Smut (degradation, jealous sex, unprotected, cream pie, marking), fluff afterwards, tiniest bit of crack and mention of other dreamies

Artist; Lee Jeno 

So I love the thought of jealous Jeno so I made this. Hope you enjoy 

“Such a good slut for me?” Jeno practically growled in my ear. I bit my lip trying to hide my moans, knowing that the rest of Dream was only in the living room watching a movie. 

I don’t even know how I get here fully. I was half asleep leaning on Jaemin because Jeno got up to use the bathroom, now I’m here getting fucked against his desk. Every time he thrust into me my hips hit the desk, mixing in pain with the pleasure. 

“Please Jeno.” Jeno grabbed my hair and pulled it hard, forcing me arch my back. Wrapping his arm around me he grabbed my neck and squeezed it while he continued to thrust into me. 

“Aw you’re begging. Why should I be nice to a dirty slut that goes straight to my friend when I leave huh?” I felt the fire growing in my stomach already, knowing that my orgasm was near. I guess Jeno felt me squeezing around him because he pulled out. I felt tears coming to my eyes as the feelings of my orgasm faded. Grabbing me by hair Jeno pulled me over to the bed. I knew that I should feel embarrassed that he was manhandling me so easy but it only made me wetter. 

“Lay on your back and spread your legs.” Following his directions I spread my legs as far as I could go. Be able to look at him I saw that his  eyes were practically black, and he had sweat dripping down his face. His dick was hard against his stomach, the tip an angry shade of red and dripping precum even though we was in me not even a minute ago. 

Grabbing my neck he slid back into me in one smooth motion and I couldn’t help the loud moan that came out. He went right back to the rhythm that he was doing before he stopped. I bit my lip so hard that I tasted blood trying to hold in my moans. Thank god for him having a solo room at least so I don’t have to worry about anyone walking. His hand slid down from my neck to my breasts, rubbing one before he pinched my nipple hard. I couldn’t stop the moan that came out, and he only laughed. 

“Aw the little slut is being loud now. Maybe you want all of them to hear huh? Want Jaemin to hear good I’m fucking you?” At the thought of any of the boys hearing us fucking I felt my face start to burn from embarrassment. What if the boys heard me? Jisung would be scared. 

Shaking my head I put my hand to cover my mouth but he took his that was playing with my nipple and held my hand down. Without anything to cover my mouth the moans started to flow freely, as his thrust got harder and more brutal. I was sure that his bed frame was going to leave a hole in the wall. 

“Let them know how good I’m making you feel.” His free hand went down to my clit and started rubbing harsh circles, and I couldn’t help the near scream that I let out. Jeno only continued to chuckled at my embarrassment. “Come on slut, cum for me I’m almost there.” At those words I realized that the tension in my stomach was almost painful. I was holding it back, waiting for his permission subconsciously. 

At his words I felt my eyes roll back as my orgasm hit me full force. It felt more powerful than any other orgasm Jeno had ever given. When I opened my eyes I realized that I had actually squirted all over his dick and stomach, his abs were covered in it. 

“Fuck slut that was hot.” Jeno’s thrust started to get sloppier never losing their power and I felt the overstimulation start to set in. The pleasure was slowly becoming painful but I tried to take it until Jeno came. Finally with 3 more strokes Jeno came, spurting hot cum inside of me. I moaned at the feeling of him filling me. 

Leaning down Jeno kissed my neck and down to chest. Jeno pulled making him hiss from being so sensitive, and me whine from the sudden feeling of being empty and his cum starting to leak out. Laying down beside me, Jeno pulled me into his arms and planted kissed all over my face. 

“I love you baby.” 

“I love you too. What set you off?” Looking up at him I saw that Jeno was actually blushing. 

“Seeing you laying all over Jaemin’s lap. You’re only supposed to lay on me.” Jeno pouted and I couldn’t help but let out a sigh. I had my pussy destroyed, and cried because he was jealous. 10/10 I would do it again though.

-

“Jeno you made Jisung cry.” 

“We didn’t need to fucking hear that.” 

“This is why I’m happy I leave alone.”

“Before I got back to the 5th floor I wanna make sure she’s still alive.”

Mark: bone jaw

Mark: booone jaw

Mark: bone jaw

Doyoung: what’s wrong with his jaw?

Taeyong: no, he’s practicing french

I know this mf is talking about a hoe anthem

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