#never forget Tumblr posts

y’all remember when walter chopped through the table

@glamhiddleston​ Same.

Have you heard there’s such a thing as a master baker’s wrist? Paul Hollywood, the guy from the Great British baking thing, he’s got it. I read it online.

I am 24. That is enough years in this hellscape. Existing in the US has given me privilege and pain in the same breath.

Getting really annoyed at all this age restriction shit lately. What more do you need? My fucking government ID? No wait, some of you ask for that already!!

@manaborn​  //  you  set  off  his  dramatic  ass.

‘  gweeeeeeeeeeeeen  !  ’  he’s  just  going  to  whine  as  he  puts  the  back  of  his  head  on  gwen’s  knee  (  hoping  she’s  not  about  to  just  knee  him  in  the  head  --  he  avoided  her  lap  for  a  reason  !  ).  lower  lip  juts  out  as  he  peers  up  at  his  girlfriend.  tears  pool  in  his  eyes  as  he  dramatically  cries  ,  ‘  why  do  you  hate  me  ?  ’

btw speaking of infodumps. heres character pronouns lol 

eveline - she/her

cherry - she/they

fizzle - she/her (is fine w they/them and thinks neopronouns are cool)

axel - he/him (fine with they/them)

ellora - she/xe

blue - they/she

lemon - he/it/(any)

peach - she/they/ze/(any)

clem - he/they

irvine - he/him

alder - he/ey

paige - she/her

pierre - he/him

There is a bowl in front of the Atlantean spirit. In it are small green stones; a faint thrum of corrosive magic pulsates within them. Dim, murky green light flickers weakly. It is as if the otherworldly forces residing at the core of these stones are… dying. The magic — incompatible and unable to latch onto the war spirit. A natural resistance thanks to the outerworldly… properties… or traits, surrounding this magical entity.

Doomstar had made quite the haul this time, having hunted those who were too foolish, too blinded by greed and bloated with lies. Their Orichalcos stones now lie in his possession, their Seal of Orichalcos cards now existing as nothing more than ash in the wind.

A hand adorned with claws simply too sharp to be natural, lifts another stone from the bowl and brings it to his mouth, lined with teeth too long and sharp to be human.

He bites. He chews. Oh so mighty stones disintegrate.

He repeats.

🎵the party boat is coming, and everybody's jumping 🎶

𝚁.𝙸.𝙿

𝙻𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚍 𝙰𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝙸𝙸

𝟷𝟿𝟼𝟿-𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟻

Help how to you correct someone when they misgender you in an email but also you’re just a cis woman w a masculine name (apparently??) and you will probably never talk to this person again, but also this wasn’t the first time this happened and it will not be the last??

Do I just ignore it

dude, my favourite thing in the whole world is calling oumota enjoyers fucking oumoters 

SUCH A GOOD NAME

I see you still follow me here.

This is goodbye, if you see it.

I hope you are able to be & stay happy.

I am sorry that I was not able to keep my word and stay friends with you.

I cannot forgive the damage that was done to the people I love.

I will always care about you, and I cannot thank you enough for all the fun times we had.

I wish you the best.

It's funny how my mom will forget what she said to me 5 minutes after she said it, but I'll carry it with me forever

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest form of appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. — John F. Kennedy [1125x2070]

tag dump cuz tumblr broke - tv muses pt 5 (FINALLY DONE WITH THEM JFC)

- clavis / decim / ginti (death parade) - emma / isabella (promised neverland) - rico brzenska (attack on titan) - minene uryuu (future diary)

i literally have no idea how these presentations in the gaming industry manage to be so robotic it’s kinda fascinating how completely lifeless they all seem in their language fdjhjfdg

LETS CRY

going to my sisters graduation. say congrats to her or else.