Emmett: What if I were to carry a bag of eggs with me as I walk into the cafeteria?
Esme: I’m not sure if that’s the best Idea.
Rosalie: Why eggs? I don’t think I’ve never noticed any humans bring eggs to lunch before.
Emmett: Oh come on guys I think it’d be fine.
Everyone trying to disagree:
Emmett suddenly standing up:

An Enigma

The distant crescent moon

Discerned through the hazy gloom

🌑

I look with a

mesmerised humble gaze

and lower my head in praise

🌑

You are a majestic wonderful sight

We can sense your celestial might

🌑

For you are a goddess, an enigma

We can feel your love and

charisma

I’m really tempted to make a new twilight blog but it just be about the pack, or should I just add more stuff about the pack on to this one?

I have this head canon that in the 80s, whenever Edward would be annoying, Emmett would sing Girls just wanna have fun by Cindi Lauper in his head. And that it would SEND EDDIE OFF THE FORKING RAILS MAN.

Edward: *sobbing* I hate this family

Emmett: *internally* THEY JUST WANNA- THEY JUST WANNA-

Edward: STOP IT

Emmett: GIRLS THEY WANNA WANNA HAVE FUN GIRLS WANNA HAVE doot duh doot doot buh duh doomp DOO DOOT zoop

Edward:

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What side would tracksuit Rob be on? the Cullens or the Volturi?

I’ve been doing a bunch of costumes this month and thought twilight tumblr would wanna see my Rosalie costume complete with blue-ish tint and vampire eyes

Day 27:

Twilight’s vampires

For Twilight movies

nothing will ever be funnier than Edward flying to Volterra on virgin airlines

After hearing Jessica’s fake ass laugh in Twilight.

• Embry: This isn't about who we hang out with. This is about not having to put your hand on your own buttock and pretend it's a woman's breast.

seth clearwater, if you’re reading this, i hope you get hugged today 💕💕

Hey Alice if you’re reading this, can you clean my room?

Jacob and Seth in Breaking Dawn: Go away Leah we don’t want you here >:(

Leah:

I have this wig for a separate project but I could resist…

Bella Swan based on New Moon aesthetic and a little of book Bella. 

The reason Emmett and Rosalie work as a couple is because they both Thrive on drama.

Biraz umut sürersen tüm yaralar geçer.

1 Year Moon Timelapse

I bought the exclusive twilight saga thing that came out last week. New moon is skipping 😓😭

Elf on the shelf who