for the c!rocketduo enjoyers
Personally I think making all the characters on the DSMP related (by marriage, blood, or adoption) is a wonderful idea simply because it has the potential to make everything hilariously awkward:
That guy in jail who traumatized a bunch of kids? Yeah, he's the son of the therapist taking care of the kids.
The dude torturing inmates? Yeah, he's the warden's son, no wonder he got in
The weird neighbour kid? Yeah, he's the little brother of the woman you pissed off most and the person who's guts you really hate who also happens to be king of a whole nation
The guy breaking into the prison in hopes of claiming a hypothetical bounty on one of the inmates? An actual god and also the brother of said hypothetical escapee with a hypothetical bounty on his head
The weird neighbour kid you're opening a business with? The son of a pet killer, some guy with memory issues, and a capitalist who is also your rival in businness and maybe-crush. Oh, and the guy working for said capitalist is also the neighbour kid's husband and maybe the abandoned son of the capitalist's ex
(Alternatively: Remember when you, your son, your brothers, your best friend and her older brother, your little brother's best friend who was kind-of raised by your dad, and your brother's best friend's ex-step-parent teamed up to take down your brother's best friend's biological father who left him on the side of the road in a box and doesn't even recognise him? Yeah, you dies right after because you asked your dad to kill you)
(I chose these examples mostly based off of what i could phrase funnily and abstractly btw, some of these could NOT co-exist in the same universe. Have fun guessing POVs and dynamics!)
𖠳 ꒰ 𝘪𝗇 𝘸𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ₊
niki, your big sister, does your make-up for a date.
𖠳 ꒰ 𝘨𝖾𝗇𝗋𝖾 ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ₊
platonic // fluff
𖠳 ꒰ 𝘸𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ₊
@mcyt-sh1t , tagging my lovely niki simp 😌✋
this is a bit short :,D
having niki as your older sister was quite fun. she was the older sister everyone wanted, so when she introduced you to her chat all they could say was "their like a smaller version of niki :o", which the both of you found funny and adorable at the same time. you were pretty close as well, you tell eachother everything, and i mean everything, like who you have crushes on. it was like that since your childhood, but recently you found yourself a new love interest. you didn't know when you found yourself in nikis apartment, but hey, it's time to tell big sister niki who you love, right?
"oh, i really like [crush's name]." you blunted out. "we may, or may not have a date today also." you added, shooting niki a playful glare.
"and only now you are telling me this?" she looked at you with disappointment, but that was quickly replaced with giggles. "what can i do for you today?"
"could you do my make-up?" you asked, titling your head to the side.
"i just want you to know that you don't need make-up, because your beautiful without it, but of course i'll do your make-up, if it makes you happy! i'll be honored to do so." she smiled at you, making you smile back. your bond was simply wonderful.
you both decided to go for a [preferred make-up look], which in the end turned out just they way you wanted it to. niki noticed how excited you were and hugged you from behind.
"make sure to show them your real self, like the one who always steals my cookies, because that's a real demon."
𖠳 ꒰ 𝘵𝖺𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍 ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ₊
@bbh-a3sth3tic ,, @ttakinou
@lavenderjacobs ,, @oh-mcyt
@that-enby-mf ,, @joyfullymulti
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reminder that she exists
Techno and Wilbur: *Show Dream to the Syndicate* "can we keep him?"
Ranboo: "Throw him away, he scares me! Nikiiiii, tell them they can't keep Dream"
Niki: *seemingly ignores Ranboo* "You can't keep him, he'll break everything."
Techno and Wilbur: "Pretty please?"🥺
[Everyone looks at Philza]
Philza: "As long as he doesn't touch my stuff"
Niki: *sigh* "ok, but you'll be the ones responsible for him."
Techno and Wilbur: 😁
WE’VE FINALLY CAUGHT UP!!!!!!!! CHJENDJWKND
it’s been like 4 months i think and it’s been such a wild ride wow
imma still keep adding quotes but now that i am watching everything as it comes out, i may miss certain lore streams or videos unfortunately
i literally am so grateful i finally watched the dream smp back in may 😊
I heard there was a special place
Like L’Manburg itself, I rise a second time… to present to you the color version of this comic. It was an experiment that nearly killed me o7 boys
Also people were confused a bit in tags last time: this comic butchered Jane Hirschfields beautiful poem bc I literally took stanzas out, lads. You should read the whole thing!
dsmp + tumblr text posts :')
instagram saw it first ;)
also, how are you doing my friends?
Inspired by this prompt here
A bit shorter than what I usually normally write but I hope you like it :)
Realistically, Jack knew that one of them being thrown into the harbor was inevitable. It would be a good bit! Sure to get some laughs for the vlog. He'd made sure the others were comfortable with the idea if any of them lost. He just didn't expect it to be him that lost the boat race.
Wilbur had picked him up like a ragdoll, a massive grin on his face as Jack squawked in alarm.
"Wait! No! It was meant to be Niki!" He protested, squirming in Wilbur's stupidly strong arms.
"Why would we throw Niki in when you're a much better candidate?" Wilbur asked gleefully approaching the side of the boat.
"No no no! Wilbur!" Jack laughed despite himself, kicking half heartedly for freedom as Wilbur started swinging him, preparing to toss him overboard.
"One...two…" Wilbur counted out loud, his grin only widening at Jack's yelps and pleas for freedom, crying out for Tubbo and Niki to save him.
"Two and a half~!" Wilbur taunted jostling Jack a little.
Jack didn't expect for Wilbur's fingers to curl into his ribs and an undignified squeak left his lips from the spark of electricity jolting through the bones. He felt Wilbur pause in preparation of yeeting him, staring at him as he blinked up at the man. Jack subconsciously sunk down, not blind to the calculating look gleaming in Wilbur's eyes.
Wilbur was starting to smile. "What was that?"
"Didn't sound like nothing Jack." Oh, he was full on grinning now.
Niki and Tubbo were watching with amusement as Jack crossed his arms, face flushing as he tried to avoid Wilbur's knowing gaze.
"I-It...you startled me is all! Yeah! You just scared me."
"Oh yeah?" Wilbur's voice had dropped to a teasy lilt that made Jack's stomach swoop with nerves. "Soooo...you wouldn't mind if I did this?"
He prodded Jack's ribs from where his hand was gripping him. Jack squeaked again, flinching closer to Wilbur's chest in reflex. It was uncomfortably silent as Jack realized he'd only proved what everyone was thinking.
"Hey guys~" Wilbur called to the others gleefully. "I think I found a better punishment for losing the boat race!"
"Wait wait wait!" Jack hurriedly tried to deter the train of thought leading to his demise. He knew he was ticklish, his younger brother Josh took advantage of his sensitive nature constantly. "You can throw me over! I'm fine with that!"
"Nah, I think I like this plan better," Wilbur grinned. "Tubs? Niki? What do you think?"
"Hell yeah." Tubbo's smirk was terrifying.
Niki nodded enthusiastically, and even the mischief dancing in her eyes sent nervous fear through Jack's whole body. Wilbur walked away from the edge, only confirming Jack's fear that he was actually being serious.
He was placed on the seats of the boat, immediately being hugged from behind by Wilbur. Now, Jack liked hugs, never said no to a cuddle from a friend. But when a friend hugs you from behind while two more approach with wiggling fingers, it isn't the most ideal situation for Jack Manifold. He kicked and squirmed in Wilbur's arms, a rush of protests spilling from his mouth as Niki and Tubbo sat on either side of him.
"G-Guys please- this isn't necessary-" Jack pressed himself closer to Wilbur's chest in anticipation, cowering under Niki and Tubbo's grins.
"Well you did try to get me thrown off the boat Jack" Niki reasoned.
"And you disrespected me for being the captain," Tubbo added.
"And you lost," Wilbur tacked on. "So isn't it fair we decide the punishment?"
"We agreed on a punishment earlier!" Jack argued, trying to go limp to slip out of Wilbur's embrace but the grip on him immediately tightened.
"Yeah but this one is more entertaining!" Wilbur countered simply.
"N-Niki please we're friends right?" Jack desperately turned to the girl on his right.
Niki blew out a breath. "This is the same guy who wanted to throw me off a boat, yeah?"
"For the bit!"
"Cool then this can be the new bit!" Tubbo said cheerfully.
"No Tubbo!" Jack's ears burned at the idea of the viewers seeing this in the vlog. "We can't put this in!"
"Awww why not?" Tubbo pouted, "they'd love it!"
"I'd never live it down" Jack whined, his fighting simmering down as he gave up on escaping Wilbur's hug.
"You think we'll let you live it down?" Wilburs chin came down to rest on his shoulder, Jack could hear his grin. "You're already blushing and we haven't even touched you yet."
“Did he just giggle?!” Tubbo asked, stars in his eyes.
“He did!” Niki laughed, “what a cutie~”
Jack flushed though he desperately tried to shove down the warmth in his cheeks. This wasn't fair.
“Aww someone’s getting flustered~” Wilbur cooed in his ear, his breath tickling his neck.
Jack yanked his head away from Wilbur with a squeak, a wide smile on his face and shoulders bouncing with repressed giggles. “Shuhut up!”
Tubbo and Niki shared a look with Wilbur and the trio simultaneously nodded. Jack gasped and broke into surprised cackles as he felt fingers tasering into his sides and stomach, a soft breath blowing onto his neck and ears.
“WAHAhahait! Guhuhuhuys! Cuhuhut ihihit ohohout!” He yelped, twisting left and right in Wilbur’s arms as the sensations spread across his torso.
“Wow, you’re really ticklish boss man,” Tubbo laughed in surprise.
“Tuhuhubbo Ihihi swhehear- NIHIHIkihihihi!” Jack arched up as Niki’s nails flicked under his shirt to skitter across his lower belly.
“Oooo~ good spot?” Niki cooed.
Jack stamped his feet on the bottom of the boat, shaking his head. “Nihihihiki thahahat tihihihickles!”
“That’s good!” Niki chiriped, bringing her other hand to tease his ribs.
“You sure you got a good grip on him Wil?” Tubbo asked with a grin. “He’s a bit of a wiggler.”
“Don’t worry Tubbo.” Wilbur’s voice was suddenly scarily close to his ear again. “He’s not going anywhere~”
A burst of vibrations tingled through Jack’s neck making the man throw his head back with a squeal. “WIHIHIHIL! OHOho mihihiy gohohod!”
“Well somebody’s sensitive to raspberries aren’t they~?” Wilbur cooed, “just like Tommy, how precious~”
“Wihihil- Wihihilbuhuhur dohohon’t dohoho thahat Wihihil- WIHIHIHL!” Jack was thrown into another fit of hysteric giggles as Wilbur ignored his pleas and went for the other side of his neck.
“Raspberry sensitive? Cute” Niki chuckled, scribbling her nails into Jack’s rib cage randomly.
“NIHIKI!” Jack protested though his giggly squeaks,
“Oh! I know a spot that sends Tommy mad maybe it’ll work on Jack too!” Tubbo piped up and then proceeded to grab onto Jack’s hip and thigh and squeeze up and down quickly.
Jack arched up with a silent scream, crashing back down and thrashing as frantic protests poured from his mouth. “TUHUHUBBOHOHOHO! NOHOHOHO NOHOHO NOOOOHOHOHOHO! NOHOHOHOT THEHEHERE! PLEHEHEHEASE NOHOHOHO!”
Tubbo gave a startled laugh, pausing in his tickling to stare at Jack. His cheeks were flushed and tears pricked at his eyes as he muffled his cackles into his hands. “Hohoholy shihit Jahack” he giggled. “I think I just struck a gold mine!”
Jack shook his head as he kept his face hidden. Josh had always used that spot against him whenever he wanted to win an argument or feud between them. It was his death spot by a mile, or ‘gold mine’ as Tubbo said.
“Wait, wait, Niki” he heard Tubbo’s voice say excitedly from his right.
It was terrifyingly quiet for ten seconds. Jack was torn between lowering his hands to see what they were plotting and keeping his face hidden to avoid seeing them entirely. Then he felt rapid squeezing on both sides of his hips and thighs.
“FUHUHUHUHUHUCK!” Jack screamed, hysteric and frantic laughter tumbling out of him non stop.
He couldn’t move anywhere for relief. Both sides were under attack, he couldn’t move forward due to Wilbur’s trapping hug, and if he tried to press himself closer to Wilbur in hopes of evasion, he’d only get a raspberry to his neck. He was well and truly stuck until these monsters he called his friends felt like he’d had enough.
“DOHOHOHOHON’T! GUHUHUHUYS! IHIHIHIT’S SOHOHOHO BAHAHAHAD!” He shrieked as Tubbo drilled into his hips and Niki spidered her nails over his inner thighs.
“Oh dear, you’re creating quite the ruckus Jack, people on the docks are staring! You might want to be a little quieter~” Wilbur cooed into his ear.
“IHIHIHIHI CAHAHAHAHAN’T!” Jack cried, kicking and squirming to try and throw off Tubbo and Niki’s hands that were tormenting his legs relentlessly. “PLEHEHEHEHEASE STOHOHOHOHOP WIHIHITH THAHAHAHAT SPOHOHOHOT!”
“Aww why? I like it here! Niki?” Tubbo asked cheekily.
“I think this is a good spot! We should stay here for a bit, what do you think Wilbur? Five, ten minutes riiiight in this ticklish little area hmm?”
Five or ten minutes?! He could barely handle ten seconds!
“I think ten minutes would be good,” Wilbur agreed. “What do you think Jack?”
“PLEHEHEHEASE IHIHIHI CAHAHAN’T!”
“Can’t what? Handle it? Well that sucks” Tubbo shrugged.
Jack hiccupped in his laughter, drumming his feet and twisting as he lost himself in his uncontrollable stream of cackles. The ticklish shocks shooting through the hyper sensitive area was overwhelming, it was all he focus on.
“GUHUHUHUYS PLEHEHEHEASE!” Jack shrieked, throwing his head back as his laughter went squeaky.
Wilbur chuckled and sent the pair of tickle monsters a look that told them to back off. Niki giggled and stopped torturing the man’s thighs, gently rubbing away the phantom tickles plaguing his system. Tubbo however, settled with lightly tickling Jack's left side and stomach softly. Jack sagged into Wilbur, his wild giggling easing into soft titters at the gentle tickling. He would deny to his grave that they felt kind of nice
"Yohou guhuys suhuck" he whined, tipping his head back to fall on Wilbur's shoulder. “Johosh uhuses thahat agahainst me all the tihime.”
Wilbur chuckled. “You love us.”
“No I don’t” Jack grumbled, crossing his arms and glaring at the man still holding him captive.
It was silent for a second. “Round two anyone?” Wilbur asked airily.
“DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!” Jack yelped, curling in on himself.
The trio burst into laughter, Wilbur squeezing Jack to his chest gently. “We’re done, promise” he reassured, making his hug loose so Jack could slip out if he chose to.
Jack let out a giggly whine, relaxing into Wilbur instead and holding onto his arms now that his had been freed to move. “You guys are so stressful, you’re gonna give me gray hair.”
“You don’t even have hair…” Tubbo mumbled in confusion.
Jack prodded Tubbo’s side, making the boy flinch back with a squeak. “Hush or I won’t be the only one who’s been tortured today.”
Tubbo raised his hands in surrender with a cheeky grin.
“Speaking of which” Niki piped up, “we didn’t film that-”
“God I hope so” Jack muttered.
“-Which means we need to refilm Wilbur tossing Jack off the boat.”
Jack could feel Wilbur’s chuckle from how close he was pressed to the man. Wilbur’s chin dropped onto his shoulder again, an excited gleam in his eyes.
“Ready to go for a dip?” He smirked.
Jack sighed heavily. Like he said before, being thrown off the boat was inevitable.
Can I ask if it’s okay with Nihachu and Wilbur for me to theorize of former romantic feelings c!Nihachu (meaning Character Nihachu from the DSMP) had towards c!Wilbur?
Because I always found it odd that c!Nihachu was mass amounts more affected by c!Wilbur’s downward spiral compared to someone like Tommy, arguably Wilbur’s closest friend, or Fundy, his literal son. c!Nihachu clearly cared A LOT for c!Wilbur but the way she reacted to everything he did made me feel it wasn’t totally platonic.
However, I do not ship c!Nihachu x c!Wilbur neither do I ship cc!Nihachu x cc!Wilbur, just theorizing possible romantic feelings between their characters on the DSMP.
Does anyone know if it’s okay with either of them?
I am a Niki Nihachu simp first, GeorgeNotFound simp second
C! Niki Nihachu outfit
- dress + corset
- hair accessories
Do you enjoy superpower AUs? Do you think Technoblade and Niki are an underrated duo? Do you enjoy angst and/or random tangents? Then do I have the fic for you!
The Color That Binds Us is an incredibly self-indulgent AU that I just posted the prologue of on AO3! It will feature Techno's army of animals, Niki Nihachu being the badass we all know she is, and a weird amount of Crumb Cuptoast for some reason!
Link is in the notes!
Items I hold dear to my heart
(reblogs>>>>>>>likes plz and thanks!!!!)
OWL HOUSE MCYT AU BECAUSE TECHNOBLADE AND EDA ANARCHYYYYYY
also because the techno-wilbur relationship fits well with eda-lilith
So for my "The Book No Dead Man Reads" AU, when it comes to the Syndicate Alliance, they've all got their specials perks, which also include curses!
Captain Philza of the Crow's Nest; His crew is cursed to become Crows whenever they step off the Ship's floor, meaning that even on the Ropes they are still Crows. Members of the crew must be touching the planked floors.
All because Philza fell in love with a goddess who loved him back. She had gifted him with wings, which angered many Gods, causing him to not only lose them but force his crew into punishment. He had been very lucky that his sons had been on land that night.
Captain Technoblade of the Anarch's Blade; His curse remains one of which he can hear the voices of fallen enemies and comrades. Any soul that dares to pass in front of him, he will hear it. Usually, they are quiet and do not cause a ruckus, but during the heat of adventure they come out to enjoy the life of someone who is alive.
He was cursed in this way, because he is one of the few to have been able to kill a god. The Blood God's death is on Techno's hands, as well as the title.
Captain Niki of the Lost City; She can never touch another piece of Silver or Gold else it disappears within her grasp. Any coin she dare to touch with a bare hand, she loses. Although she may wear gloves, she prefers not too, feeling as though this is a punishment she must face.
Her greed got the better of her, as well as her fury. Leaving behind a woman she loves in order to have a wealth of it all. Well, a God did not find that action worthy, and cursed the woman, in order for her to control her greed.
And finally, Captain Ranboo of the Walking End; His skin may never touch a drop of water, else it burns him. He wears many layers of clothes, including cloaks, and even facial covering, as so that no matter if it rains, he'll still be able to be outdoors and fight with his men. This has caused many to respect the Captain. Even so, just because rain does not touch him, does not mean it doesn't soak through his clothing. He bares the light burns.
He was cursed such a way because of his avoidance in fate. He was to die, by the hands of a pirate, but instead, forced fate to allow him life. The Gods, many of those with relations to Fate and Future, were furious of this rewritten future for the boy, and cursed him.