Oh no why…
I cant think of a joke for this but I know there are some good ones
peter : i think i’ve been stabbed
tony : you think? who stabbed you??
peter : idk but he wasn’t very friendly
Hello all! Today in Animal Crossing: New Horizons, my dear friend Skye has decided to leave my island to pursue new adventures.
To prevent Tom Nook from giving her house to a random villager, I will need to go on an adventure of my own in order to find someone new! To do this, I need to stock up on Nook Miles Tickets (NMT).
As such, I am opening 10 NMT Commissions slots! Please DM me if you would like me to draw 1 or 2 of your Animal Crossing characters!
7 NMT for 1 full-body character
12 NMT for 2 full-body characters
Characters will be drawn digitally on a simple single-color background (see example above). Nothing NSFW!
how do u cancel a birthday
Sometimes Collette wonders how her father can do horrible things-
(Truly, truly heinous things.)
But now, she considers maybe she’s been looking at it wrong, from the wrong angle.
Maybe there will always be those things- those people for whom you would do horrible things without so much as blinking.
Collette thinks anyone who would try to claim otherwise is a bald-faced liar.
And perhaps she is truly a Viper Princess because Collette can’t imagine there’d be anything she wouldn’t do for her family.
#boogie #nowarning #no #warning
ya got me fucked up if u think im gonna believe NARUTO is a bad FATHER
He is thinking…sex, cooking for me, cleaning for me, shes owned
She is thinking support, strength, somebody I can talk to, someone finally to listen to me, somebody to have my back, finally true love
Who is in for the most rude awakening?
Man finds his doppelganger in a rather unfortunate way.
“Wanna borrow my thong?”
“Without a doubt, that makes it to the very top of the list of things I never anticipated hearing from you, detective Reed.”
Ahshsksjs or ppl love the Seed siblings and don’t like that much the twins or love the twins and don’t like the Seeds
#oops #putitdown #no #fyp #funny #xyzbca #duetwithme #blackbat follow me on #tiktok @#Vendettadabeast I am #citizenv
I made an oopsie, but I’m not putting down my new toy
tagged by @that-history-student, thank you! :)
Favourite comfort food: rømmegrøt, lapskaus, lefse, anything nostalgically norwegian
Favourite alcohol (or hot drink): i’m 17 so not much experience there.. but vodka is pretty good & coffee is the best hot drink
Favourite relaxing activity: reading or watching dodgy medical documentaries on youtube
Favourite calming scent: snow, norwegian forests (they have a v distinct smell), and wetsuits
Favourite relaxing (or uplifting) song: oooh relaxing and uplifting are very very different… kettering by the antlers, and song 2 by blur, respectively
Favourite white noise: rain i think? or that noise of all the main halyards hitting masts in a boat park.
Favourite book to get lost in: children of hurin
Favourite chill out tv show: currently- bbc musketeers. torchwood is always my favourite but it’s not very chill
Best advice you’ve ever had: not really advice that was directed at me, but i’m so glad i started researching autism (prompted by someone online). i have an explanation for everything now!! my mother kept telling me i’d grow out of my weird traits, and i never have, so ignoring her advice and looking for an answer that wasn’t ‘teenagers are weird!!!1’ was the best thing i could have done for myself