#not me Tumblr posts

  • meowkymmie
    30.07.2021 - 55 seconds ago

    Boyfriend got the remote control vibrator out for the weekend activities 😈

    Steak and orgasms anyone??

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  • plxnetbefall
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago

    oh my god this smoke is killing me. vivian death and suffering and agony /j + lh

    #malware.exe #my mom had to come and give me my inhaler bc i was getting so damn dizzy
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  • lizxsummers
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago
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  • softersinn
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago

    Would you throw a Pokéball at me? 🎶

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  • jakedbeans
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago

    oh god oh god i’ve made it on to capitals twitter help help they’re being gross about the rangers again help

    #i don't know about you but i personally don't think almost killing a player is funny but you do you besties! #living in their head rent free yea no shit! if the league isn't gonna handle him what else are they going to do? #i hate that reaves is the supposed solution like i HATE it #but to me that means caps are just even more gross lmao #it2m
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  • f1newgems
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago

    Decided to look up at the GT rules,point system tire uses and omg so complicated compare to f1

    #at least now i know what superpole is #so the point of me looking up payed of but like jeez #f1 is so easy compared to this #gt
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  • dans-le-flou
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago

    I remember crying my heart out the first time I listened to this song . .

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  • kennyphreshh
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago
    #me #Kicks of the Day #Aimé Leon Dore x New Balance 827
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  • marionacaldenteys
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago
    #the content to cheer me up #thank u#mariona caldentey#football
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  • clydesducktape
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago
    #princessxkenobi#ask clydesducktape #this made me smile so hard
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  • thebookpatrol
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago

    Here I come again with unnecessarily deep Shatter Me series analysis but there’s a small scene in Defy Me that I love so much and it’s when Juliette and Warner are in the plane and Warner confesses to her that he tried to kill his dad and how his dad felt “almost proud” of him for it. This, I think, is exactly the kind of thing that he would’ve kept to himself before, but he just outright says this to Juliette without her even having to ask about it. This scene comes right after their reconciliation and him promising not to keep secrets from her anymore and letting her truly know him. A past Warner would’ve probably been ashamed to confess something like that but not only does he have more security in Juliette’s love for him now but he’s just also really working to keep his promise to her and it makes me want to scream!!!!

    #no one but me cares about this but i will continue to scream about it #he just loves her so much and he’s trying his hardest to be the best man he can be for her!!!! #the English major jumped oit i’m sorry #aaron warner#juliette ferrars#warnette#shatter me#defy me #shatter me spoilers
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  • homophobique
    30.07.2021 - 1 minute ago

    two of my friends are larries like this is what i mean when i say i can't click w anyone where i live this is who i'm around.........

    #they will talk abt it in conversation and obviously i cant be like hey thats very weird djjenfks i have to be like nooo way omg.... #save me
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  • yuckybabi
    30.07.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    mini skirts wiv no panties <33

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  • barbieaiden
    30.07.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    it should be a crime to make supernatural characters cishet

    #you're telling me #a vampire/werewolf/witch/fairy/whatever the fuck #is cishet???? #yeah no i don't think so #you know what scratch the supernatural part #it should be a crime to make characters cishet
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  • hitokas-angel
    30.07.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    remembering that one time in middle school i kind of cheated on a test

    #i say kind of because i don’t know if it counts as cheating #but i was the “good girl” in middle school so to middle school me it was #circe talks 🦉
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  • foreversunshine-love
    30.07.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    Wait isn't the game called "Obey Me!" not "DISobey Me!" 🤔

    #Belphie you're breaking the 4th wall here #obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon
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  • pandora15
    30.07.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    oh wow the braincell’s really going back and forth today huh

    #slow days at work have a tendency to do this to me #like i literally haven't done anything at all since logging in #there's just. nothing. #am i just wasting my life away like this? #i just stare at computer screens all day in my childhood bedroom #like sure i have a bit of a social life now #i'm going out with some friends tonight #which is something definitely to look forward to! #but idk there's just like. nothing in my everyday life that i'm particularly excited about #i guess the good thing is that i now know that it's all gonna change in a few months #and i just have to look forward to that #like now i know that there's a timeline #that i will be moving out and things will be better after that #they have to be better after that #i love my family. i really do #but i can't be here anymore #pandora's ramblings
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  • blaesus
    30.07.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    i am so chaotic that i dont draft my replies, i just keep all things i gotta reply to in my tabs :) :) and then i get stressed when nothing is organised and nothing loads on my laptop.

    #WHY AM I LIKE THIS #it hurts me #🐍   ░   (  *  HISS  HISS  MOFO.  &  /  OUT  OF  CHARACTER.  )
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