Don’t forget during this flu and pandemic season to wash your hands for 20 full seconds!
Bad at keeping track of time? Me too.
So here are a few personal favorite ~20 second snippets from everyone’s favorite steam-powered robot band!
“Captain Albert Alexaaaaaaaander saved his crew from pirate slau-au-au-aughter, but that Captain Albert Alexaaaaaaaaander he’ll go down in the wa-a-a-ater”
“Darkness of space was broken, when a beam of light emerged and awoken all the crew aboard the spacecraft Delaruuuu-uu-ue, a man appeared outside the ship and he was pale as snow as the Earth was blue, it couldn’t be hiiiimm”
“Hot on the trail of a real fine lii-i-ife, this could be what it mean to be alii-i-ive, can’t be too sure but it feel the right wa-a-ayyy”
“I wanna go-ooooooo, I wanna see the other side, I lauded all day for much too long, tied down my words to sing a song, I wanna kno-oooooooow, I wanna see another world”
“I see a smiiile, it’s briiight, as a dawn’s break of light, is it meant for meee, this tiiime, can I keep it close to warm me for-evvver?”
“Suffering from diarrhea, hydration is key, well he’s been there, no Rabbit robots cant get diarrhea, about three times a day, that’s not true folks, he sympathizes with you affair, it’s impossible for me to have diarrhea, he’s got DIARRHEEEE-EEEEE-AAAA”
“I wake from a cooold sweat, how could I fooorget, I’ve seen this all beeefore, the red lights are spinning now, ‘round and ‘round as I hit the ground, warnings of puuure dread, heard on the ovvverhead”
“Hello goodbye ‘twas nice to know you, how I find myself without you, that I’ll never knooooooooow (that I’ll never knooooow) I let myself goooooooooo, hello goodbye I’m rather crazy”
Or if you have really good timing, just sing “Honey bee-eeee-eeee-e, ho-ney bee-eeee-eeee-e”
With songs as catchy (like the flu) as these, you’ll be tempted to sanitize more often!