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  • zenzenhanashi
    23.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Poor Luc (Fic Review #42)

    Scene;

    “you have no idea” Lucius said as Severus snorted and laid out some twigs on the table to examine them “but first could you check on Draco and Harry? Harry can explain part of what happened … I need to get a vanishing cabinet out of the peacock areas” he said as he rushed off. All that could be heard was Lucius saying ‘too late!’ since apparently one of the rare peacocks had already perched and even laid an egg on top of the cabinet. The feathered bird refused to move …

    Source; Crimson Ink by Blackkitten23

    Honestly.. thsi needs a fanart.../ comic strip

    Quirrel: So i left the vanishing cabinet at the peacock area

    Luc:... oh no...

    Tom:...quirrel, peter? Lets go to grindlewald (yeets)

    Quirrel & Peter: (yeets)

    Sev: Imma check out the dead magic pieces.. (yeets)

    Cissy: (floos in) wut happened?

    Luc: oh nothing darling. Just us discovering that speaking in parsletongue might train oral s3x

    Cissy:.... do I want to know?

    Luc: no... no u dont.. now if u’ll excuse me... (walks to the peacock area)

    Cissy:???

    Luc: NOOOO TOO LATE!

    everyone: *snickers

    Peacock; MY CABINET!

    #ao3#fic review#poor lucius#lucius malfoy#narcissa malfoy#severus snape #tom marvolo riddle #voldemort#sane voldemort #de aged character #quirrel? #did i spell his name right? #lol#ngl #too lazy to check rn #hahahah #peacock rules the world #peacocks
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  • incorrectbellamort
    23.10.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Rodolphus: If the Dark Lord and I were drowning, who would you save?

    Bellatrix: You two can’t swim?

    Voldemort: It’s a hypothetical question, Bella! who would you save?

    Bellatrix: my time and effort

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  • bibislut
    22.10.2021 - 5 hours ago

    It's Always Been You

    Draco is a git, that much Harry is sure. So why is he being so nice to everyone?

    This is a no voldemort au. Just two teenage boys full of angst and hormones and bad communication.

    Words: 4623

    Read on Ao3

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    Excerpt:

    Harry stared back into the silver orbs, conflicted. After a long moment, he spoke. “Am I next?”

    “Next?” Malfoy tilted his head slightly. They remained unmoved. This was the closest Harry had been to him in nearly a week, and he found he almost missed the proximity. This was also the first time, in maybe ever, that the two had been so close without shouting. No wonder Harry’s heart was racing. He must’ve been anxious for the fighting to begin.

    “On your list of apologies.” He said, studying the freckles on his nose.

    The Slytherin’s lips parted wordlessly, and he gave them a lick. Harry watched the movement before flicking his eyes back up to Malfoy’s.

    #drarry#draco malfoy #oblivious harry potter #oblivious!Harry Potter #harry potter #oblivious!harry #bisexual harry potter #gay draco malfoy #angst#fluff #no voldemort au #fic#fanfic
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  • maikeymonroe
    22.10.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Maika Monroe (of Gryffindor House) attends HollywoodFame’s Yule Ball for the House Challenge in Orlando, Florida on October 22nd, 2021.

    @tthompscn

    #hfrphousechallenge #// she's a slytherin at heart tbh also she loves voldemort iykyk
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  • dramioneasks
    22.10.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Inordinate Love - Lindseypey - M, 8 chapters - "Enemies to lovers. Or, more like friends to lovers who think they're enemies. It's a pretty interesting story for you, I think." - Whitney G.It's a silly thing, love. And I, Hermione Granger, never dreamed that it would exist for me. Until...

    #author: lindseypey #romeo and juliet #based on other book or movie plot #hate turns to love #tw: suicide #character death: draco #character death: hermione #tw: violence#bellatrix#lucius#voldemort#narcissa#harry#ron#blaise#theo
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  • toast-ranger-to-a-stranger
    22.10.2021 - 8 hours ago
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  • leah-elena
    22.10.2021 - 9 hours ago

    @wizardingworldonline event 09 | antagonists

    Harry Potter Antagonists as the Dark Tetrad Traits

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  • theresthesnitch
    22.10.2021 - 11 hours ago
    #fanfic ask game #ask game #snitch answers asks #voldemort wins au
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  • meek0405
    22.10.2021 - 13 hours ago

    password:cazzo

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  • asktheheirofslytherin
    22.10.2021 - 13 hours ago
    #voldemort#anime#recs#sailor moon#cowboy bebop#haha #im picturing him watching sailor moon #i think he would like sailor mars #im not familiar with cowboy bebop #prescheduled volding
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  • meek0405
    22.10.2021 - 15 hours ago

    【LVSS】再遇叛徒

      是点梗! ! !!

      

      _____________________

      

      “Lord,我有一个人想要引荐给您”铂金色的年轻家主恭敬地说着,他十分自信他的好友能够为他争取到荣耀,毕竟那可是一个魔药大师,一个傻子都知道魔药在大战中的重要性

      

      【要来了吗?】黑魔王在心里叹道

      

      “是吗?卢修斯,那我会很期待的,希望不要是什么杂鱼才好”伏地魔那双苍白的抚摸着自己的魔杖,纤细的指尖细细捻住魔杖上的繁复花纹,黑曼格巴在他的脚畔盘旋,男人的口中发出诡异的嘶嘶声,令人不寒而栗

      

      只是一段时间而已,卢修斯的背后已经开始冒出冷汗,他不禁感叹黑魔王的实力又增强了

      

      他让卢修斯离开了自己的书房,伏地魔换了个姿势,他坐在宽大的沙发上看着卢修斯给他的资料

      

      【西弗勒斯斯内普,他曾经的叛徒,自己永远信不过的人……留住斯莱特林最后的荣耀之人】伏地魔对西弗勒斯的观感很复杂,他可以原谅马尔福一家的背叛,也可以改变政策重头再来,但是对于西弗勒斯,他始终无法原谅

      

      不为其他,黑魔王始终都认为西弗勒斯是不会背叛他的,即使是到死前,被哈利波特戳穿了事实

      

      他自我欺骗的假象就像一颗脆弱的泡泡一样,一戳即碎,直到死前自欺欺人终于被一个孩子戳破

      

      他从头到尾喜欢的人都是莉莉波特,没有例外

      

      黑发红眸的青年把资料随手扔到一旁的桌上,西弗勒斯的照片随着风被吹起,魔法照片里的人儿惊慌了一下却又马上恢复正常

      

      他看着「西弗勒斯」露出那样慌张的神情,血红色的眸不禁流露出一丝愉悦

      

      “算了,再给你一次机会好了”黑魔王抚摸着照片上不停躲闪的西弗勒斯,他说“如果这次你再辜负我的期望的话……呵”

      

      男人离开了书房,留下的是,一叠被施下四分五裂的资料,他的照片都碎的拼不起来了……

      

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      另一边眼界卢修斯回来的西弗勒斯走上前,他说

      

      “卢修斯,我想想还是算了,效力于黑魔王什么的,不如在对角巷开间魔药店……”西弗勒斯抱着一丝侥幸的心态如此说着,只希望卢修斯还没有把自己推荐上去,但是事实往往是伤人的

      

      “西弗勒斯你在说什么?你可知道有多少人挤破头想侍奉黑魔王!我已经帮你Lord面前了,你竟然要放弃! ”贵族咏叹调配合着气急败坏的声音,卢修斯简直吓傻了,西弗勒斯到底知不知道他在说些什么,难道是把魔药熬到脑子里了?

      

      虽然这个结果西弗勒斯早已知道,不过他还是失望了一下,临走前,他对卢修斯说

      

      “卢修斯,你知道吗?鸡蛋还是不要放在同一个篮子里才好”

      

      西弗勒斯离开了,留下卢修斯一人若有所思,他对自己美丽的娇妻说

      

      “果然西弗勒斯把魔药熬到脑子里了吧! ”

      

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      三天后

      

      西弗勒斯来到伏地魔庄园,他可不熟悉这里,除了会议室还有二楼的魔药间,那是黑魔王特意为他留的魔药间,有什么他急需的魔药都是在那里完成的,可以说是寄托了一点感情在里面,只有一点仅此而已

      

      带面具的巫师轻敲书房的门直到里面的人出声才肯放西弗勒斯进去,西弗勒斯身穿深黑色的大袍上面有繁复的钮扣,看起来他的穿衣风格还是和前世一般严谨、繁复,他走向前眼角低垂,眼神空洞,他曾经是双面间谍,但这并不代表他不会害怕全胜时期的黑魔王

      

      “西弗勒斯?”伏地魔伸出手在西弗勒斯面前挥了挥西弗勒斯才稍微把头抬了起来

      

      “我大致上看过你的资料了,十分的出色,我们食死徒也需要这么出色的魔药大师呢,不过……”

      

      不过什么?西弗勒斯的大脑开始运作猜测黑魔王和邓不利多的想法早已成为他的本能,他的下颚被红眸男人用手狠狠掐住,用力的让西弗勒斯的视线对准他,不知道是什么时候开始西弗勒斯的魔杖就被扔到一边,黑魔王的鼻息渐渐接近魔药大师的耳畔,温热的吐息在他的耳蜗吹气,低哑的声音带着点性感,他说出了令西弗勒斯再次坠入地狱的一句话

      

      “我不需要叛徒……”语毕,黑魔王啃咬起西弗勒斯的耳垂,带着摩擦和扰人心弦的呼吸声,西弗勒斯想挣脱但是他的双手已被禁锢,他如同拆礼物般解开有着花纹的素面袍子,从耳朵开始一路舔咬到光洁的脖颈,仿佛是开玩笑的咬了西弗勒斯的肩膀……

      

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      “解开大脑封闭术,西弗勒斯,我可不想在说第二次”魔王侧躺在沙发变形成的双人床上,饶有兴致的看着魔药大师羞恼又愤怒的表情,他笑了

      

      “我再给你一次机会,西弗勒斯,我答应不杀你的小百合花,同样的你也不能背叛我,不然你的百合花就没了,而你……”

      

      “这里挺适合做你的牢笼的”恶魔,拍拍现在他们躺的床铺如此说道

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  • zenzenhanashi
    22.10.2021 - 19 hours ago

    Holy carps wut did I just read? 🤣 (Fic Review #41)

    Scene;

    Lucius frowned “we ran into someone and it would be best if you listened to his story before over-” they made it to the lavish living room and Peter spotted Tom … Peter wasted no time dashing forward and punching the wizard in a school uniform right in the jaw “-reacting” Lucius and Severus sighed …

    Source; Crimson Ink by Blackkitten23

    Holy carps...

    HOLY CARPS!

    Did Peter Fucking Pettigrew PUNCH Tom Marvolo Riddle?

    FUCK YEAHHH PETERR!! LETS GOOOOOO

    gosh... recomend this fic 100% for fans of the Death Eater’s and Peter.

    Also, heads up, it’s a Harry/Tom/Sev/Luc soulmate fic!

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