Poor Luc (Fic Review #42)
“you have no idea” Lucius said as Severus snorted and laid out some twigs on the table to examine them “but first could you check on Draco and Harry? Harry can explain part of what happened … I need to get a vanishing cabinet out of the peacock areas” he said as he rushed off. All that could be heard was Lucius saying ‘too late!’ since apparently one of the rare peacocks had already perched and even laid an egg on top of the cabinet. The feathered bird refused to move …
Source; Crimson Ink by Blackkitten23
Honestly.. thsi needs a fanart.../ comic strip
Quirrel: So i left the vanishing cabinet at the peacock area
Luc:... oh no...
Tom:...quirrel, peter? Lets go to grindlewald (yeets)
Quirrel & Peter: (yeets)
Sev: Imma check out the dead magic pieces.. (yeets)
Cissy: (floos in) wut happened?
Luc: oh nothing darling. Just us discovering that speaking in parsletongue might train oral s3x
Cissy:.... do I want to know?
Luc: no... no u dont.. now if u’ll excuse me... (walks to the peacock area)
Luc: NOOOO TOO LATE!
Peacock; MY CABINET!