#nuisance nonsense Tumblr posts

  • certified-nuisance
    13.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    hold up--

    EVEN THE UNCYCLOPEDIA CHANGED THEIR LOGO???

    #UNCYCLOPEDIA I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU #nuisance nonsense
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  • certified-nuisance
    11.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    help my art pen is freaking out

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  • certified-nuisance
    11.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    i think most of us knew what we were getting into when we watched Inside for the first time but imagine like. in 40 years some kid clicks on a ‘comedy’ special and is just like 

    #i mean we were all like: #but imagine the SHOCK #anyway#nuisance nonsense#inside#bo burnham
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  • certified-nuisance
    11.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    me: moves one (1) image in word using text wrapping

    formatting is my passion

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  • certified-nuisance
    10.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    toss boy. toss girl. toss friend.

    #nuisance nonsense #heard bob say 'toss friend' in the gtfo playthrough and was like ?
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  • certified-nuisance
    10.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    i have discovered a writing hack.

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  • certified-nuisance
    10.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    has anyone given bugs bunny the bill cypher treatment yet

    #i feel like he might be a tumblr sexyman if we try hard enough #nuisance nonsense
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  • certified-nuisance
    08.06.2021 - 6 days ago

    for a really really long time, there were only two labels at the spice factory, cinnamon and nutmeg. every single spice bottle was labeled either cinnamon or nutmeg, and most of the time the factory machine got it right. nutmeg was labeled nutmeg, and cinnamon was labeled cinnamon.

    only sometimes, the nutmeg was labeled cinnamon and the cinnamon was labeled nutmeg. “hey” said the mislabeled ones. “there’s something wrong. this isn’t how you’re supposed to see me.”

    “that’s stupid,” said the correctly labeled ones. “I was labeled right, so if you think you were labeled wrong then there’s something wrong with you. the labels are never wrong.” 

    eventually, most people understood that there were mislabeled spices, and so then they allowed them to change their labels.

    but oho! now some other problems were able to be spoken about. some of the spice bottles contained not cinnamon, not nutmeg, but paprika or salt or pepper. they said, “hey wait. we’re not mislabeled, we’re something else entirely.”

    “oh,” said the correctly labeled ones. “that can’t be right. there’s only cinnamon and nutmeg, and that’s it! you can’t be anything else, you just want attention. pick one.”

    eventually, people understood that there were other spices, but instead of taking the time to unsort and unpack all the correct labels, they just shoved all the spices under a new label, all-spice. 

    “hey wait,” said some of the other spices, who weren’t happy with the all-spice label, which was just as constricting as the other two labels. “this doesn’t feel totally right either.”

    and we’re still working on finding the correct terminology for the rest of the spices. and it’s gonna be hard, and it’s gonna be confusing, but eventually we’ll do it. 

    and all the spices will eventually find an accurate label, if they want one.

    SO GENDER’S A FUNNY THING

    #nuisance nonsense#kfsdhfdkjhfds #idk i was thinking about this last night and i was like 'tumblr would like this one' #up next: suns and moons #gender#identity#lgbtq+
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  • certified-nuisance
    08.06.2021 - 6 days ago

    hhhh. bo burnham got a lot of fuckin shit right.

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  • certified-nuisance
    07.06.2021 - 6 days ago

    was confused and then was not. peak tumblr experience.

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  • certified-nuisance
    06.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    got them vaccine tingles

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  • certified-nuisance
    04.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    my teacher is just like laugh-sobbing as he explains our last test

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  • certified-nuisance
    27.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    i love neon lights but i have a sensitivity to bright things that induces debilitating migraines. why.

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  • certified-nuisance
    26.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    cillian murphey just looks like he belongs at a funeral. why’d your dad die this time, you miserable bitch? coal mining accident? 1960′s mafia got him?? maybe a mysterious debilitating sickness involving coughing up blood???

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  • certified-nuisance
    22.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    wanna cry

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  • certified-nuisance
    21.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    colors i would use as insults:

    cad yellow

    coquelicot

    burlywood

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  • certified-nuisance
    20.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    i think every Eminem-obsessed high school cis boy should be required to listen to a couple Bo Burnham songs. just to balance out the whole genre.

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  • certified-nuisance
    20.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    imagine songs started censoring words the way youtubers did. like there’s just a rubber chicken noise in the middle of a rap song.

    #meme#nuisance nonsense#youtubers#I GUESS#whatever #i had this thought and I was like 'well there's no place to put that' #and then I REMEMBERED #TUMBLR DOT COM
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  • certified-nuisance
    18.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    my math teacher has SUCH league of legends vibes. i keep waiting for him to say ‘pogchamp’ when someone gets the right proof.

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  • certified-nuisance
    15.05.2021 - 4 weeks ago

    mini hoodie guy sketch in these trying times~

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