Imagine Number Five meeting Dirk Gently. I remember basically nothing of the latter show besides the fact that there’s time travel in it somewhere and that Five would either be intrigued or infuriated by this time-travelling hollistic detective who doesn’t have to deal with an impending apocalypse

The boy

8/13/20

So for my Five x reader fanfic people have been asking for a tag list so comment yes on this post and I’ll add you when I posted the new chapters.

Partners (pt.1)

Back To The Future (pt.2)

Modern Art (pt.3)

Masterlist

“And what I am is sexy trash” -klaus hargreeves

something about that really speaks to me

The Handler: We must take care of the assassin who killed to board!

Diego: Woah lady, that wasn’t any of us. 

Five: 

Vanya Hargreeves p. II

Diego Hargreeves

Okay but here’s a thought

quid pro quo. 

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Sorry I would simp for you but that’s reserved for middle aged television actors

A quick study of Number Five

me and my classmate seeing each other on the same google doc at 3 am:

Season Two Spoilers!!!

None of my friends appreciated my meme 😞

UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON TWO IS SO GOOD JUST UM I’M ON EPISODE FOUR SO FAR SO DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANT [very vague but still] SPOILERS

• I KNEW VANYA WAS SOMEWHAT GAY FROM THE FIRST SEASON GODDAMMIT AND NOW THE GAYDAR HAS BEEN CONFIRMED HALELLUJAH
• THE SIT IN WAS SO POWERFUL. AMAZING SCENE. JUST THE ENTIRE ALLISON BEING A CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVIST. IT’S GOT TO BE INCREDIBLE TO HAVE READ THAT IN HISTORY BOOKS AND THEN BEEN A PART OF IT (YES THIS WILL ALL BE IN ALL CAPS)
• NEURODIVERGENT CHILD HELL YES THANK YOU
• THE WAY THEY HANDLED THE HOMOPHOBIA. THAT SCENE IN THE RESTAURANT WITH KLAUS AND THE UNCLE JUST. KLAUS WAS WRECKED. AND I FELT IT AND AKDEBQOZJEBWJ
• VANYA NO LONGER HAS A MANIPULATIVE BOYFRIEND THANK YOUUUU
• WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE DAD
• WHY IS DIEGO SO ADAMANT ABOUT SAVING KENNEDY LIKE BRUH CHILL
• BEN IS A SASSY BITCH AND I’M HERE FOR IT
• KLAUS IS LITERALLY A CULT LEADER AND I AM ALSO HERE FOR IT BUT HE IS NOT
• THE SHEER G A Y
• THE PLOT IS SO GOOOOODDDDD
• I LOVE THE SOUNDTRACK
• I AM VERY INTRIGUED
• SO YEAH

ANYWAY YEAH IT’S ELEVEN AT NIGHT SO UM BYE

NUMBER FIVE - I Just Died In Your Arms

“i should’ve walked away“

SIDE NOTE: this took  f o r e v e r  and i’m so happy with how it turned out. probably my best video (i say this a lot but i really mean it this time)

u ever think about the 2 people vanya was closest with- five and ben- both disappeared from her life and so she was stuck w her other siblings? no just me? ok

ahh,, a feral little man

@thatnerdyboi pointed out parallels to the LL characters according to complementary colors, so I made one here with Eight and Five. I made the background color so that the character who was changed by the other stands out more, resembling the character development brought on by the one that’s more faded and blending into the background (ie Eight’s death changed Five, so he stands out more whereas Eight recedes)

So @thesevenumbrellas was having a little debate with a few anons about the colour of TUA’s uniforms (like what Five wears)

Colour choices were slate gray or navy blue, and I personally think it’s navy blue. To further prove my point, I did a lil experiment with a coloring page (note: I don’t know who the artist is. It came from pinterest) where I coloured one Five with a navy blue uniform, and another Five with a slate gray uniform, and everything else is the same.

I think this further proves the point that navy blue is indeed the colour of an umbrella academy uniform.

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