content: mentions of needles, very brief mentions of pain/blood
— he’d agree after some buttering up decent convincing
— all you have to say is that you’d prefer someone who’s calm and responsible to take you and he’s taken
— offers to hold your hand but doesn’t mind sitting on the sidelines either
— compliments compliments compliments
— slightly unrelated but i am a very firm believer in lucifer with a belly or nipple piercings
— yes absolutely get in the car rn let’s go
— mammon acts like it’s such a huge inconvenience that you asked him but in reality, he’s really glad you asked him over everyone else.
— he tries to give you a bunch of pointers on the way there, but they’re all really vague and not helpful at all.
— he’ll say stuff like “don’t scream too loud 😃” and think it’s the advice of the century
— don’t be surprised if he impulsively gets in the chair right after you
— levi is more nervous than you by a long shot
— tries to keep his freaking out to a minimum so he doesn’t accidentally talk you out of it
— he’ll go with you but hold his hand pls
— if he sees any amount of blood or tears, no matter how small it may be, he’s inconsolable for days.
— too nervous to compliment you directly but his eyes are glued to whatever part of your body you got pierced
— sure he’ll go with you :)
— lives vicariously through you because he came home with his ears pierced one night a few years back and lucifer completely aired him out
— he asks a lot of questions (because he totally plans on going back to get his own)
— always reminds you to clean it/make sure your jewelry is secure before you go to bed for the first week
— definitely backup for lucifer if you’re planning on getting something crazy
— he’s honored to spend time with one of his favorite humans
— he knows just the place to go too, so you’re in great hands.
— cheers you on the whole time and claps for you at the end
— takes sooo many pictures for both of your devilgram pages when you’re done
— asmo is not afraid to let you know how cute he thinks you look
— you really want him to take you?! he’d love to :D
— i think beel would have a fear of needles so he doesn’t get too close
— probably closes his eyes tbh
— he’ll definitely let you squeeze his hand if you need to
— takes you out for ice cream afterwards
— sure. as long as you hold his hand when he gets his piercings right after you.
— not really a “squeeze my hand while you get yours” kind of demon
— he’s got a “so, what did you have for dinner exactly 5 nights ago? was it good? cool i had pizza”, distract-you-so-you-don’t-even-notice kind of thing going on.
— if you get your ears done he has to remind you not to sleep on that side
— one of the best to go with honestly.
@lovel4ce @duhsies @ambrodias
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Hats off to my one Mammon theory post that made people want to brutally murder Michael on sight, that was definitely not the intention but I find it hilarious. Man's not even had a face yet and there's a hoard of people who wanna punch it. RIP💀
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......They are all simps....But the ones who exceed "Gomez" Sleekness are these five...
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Belphie update, adding black to the other sides of the cardigan, yes I've already added 1 teal stripe to the middle panel, no I don't understand why I was compelled to do that before finishing up the black portions
I don't think Thirteen is the reaper, I just believe she's just a new character. Why is people so obsessed with the characters who are genderless and don't make an appearance in-game at all? Thirteen can just be a normal human for all we know! So knock it off! I'm not even past lesson 7! They haven't revealed her backstory at all. Solomon just says that she puts up a lot of traps and that's it! I don't think he's referring to said reaper in-game!!
At breakfast Sayu refused to eat her tooth was really hurting but she didn’t want to be lectured for not taking care of herself. Beel looked at her worriedly and asked why she wasn’t eating. Sayu said I’m not hungry . Satan said you didn’t have to many snacks before breakfast did you Sayu ? Sayu said yes that’s it in a tone that’s not believable . Sayu then said Um got to go don’t wanna to miss class. Paimon said she’s definitely hiding something we should spy on her and find out what’s going on . Mammon said I’m the master of spying on people count on me to help. Satan in recent times started to get close to paimon agreed to help along with everyone else agreed but Belphie said won’t Yuki get mad and I’m to tired to watch someone but I will do it. Asmo said we won’t have worry about Lucifer and Yuki for the day since their both in the human world doing stuff in the human world . In class simeon noticed Sayu holding her tooth and said everything okay Sayu . Thanks for your concern simeon I’m fine said Sayu . Luke asked if she was sure . Yep I’m fine said Sayu. Noticing asmo in the halls Solomon said I know your their asmo . Well I guess you found me Solomon your so sneaky said asmo . You think something is wrong said Solomon. I think she might have a lose tooth said Solomon . What’s that asked mammon with Solomon wondering why mammon thought it was a good idea to hide right next to Asmo. Let’s meet up with the others said Solomon. Everyone met up including Luke and simeon. Beel said is it going to be permanent .Solomon said it’s a baby tooth so when she losses it a new one will come in . This seems to be the first time this happened so we should call Yuki . Mammon said won’t she be angry we’re spying on Sayu and won’t Lucifer be angry that we interrupting something. Hey I’m getting a message said Solomon the message said I got your text Solomon me and I convinced barbatos to send me back I didn’t tell diavolo about it because he would freak out .
If we don’t see Asmo holding a rivalry against Thirteen because she’s pretty much a challenge to his beauty in being a “pretty goth girl” so he keeps trying to outdo her or saying “she’s trying too hard” then what’s gonna be the point even.
I wanna see some fun chaos between him, Solomon, and her.
#gryphtalks#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me asmodeus #obey me thirteen #im personally not that thrilled for the new characters but like- #if we get some drama and silly that isnt just the new three acting as competition #ill have a LOT of fun
Me, purposefully caught in one of Thirteen's traps: oh nooo I seem to be stuck and completely at ur mercy whatever shall I do 🥴🙈💕💦
Thirteen, tired of having to release me from her traps like 3 times a week:
#she's being officially revealed on twt so I can finally talk about her #also yeah it seems like they're gonna use she/her for 13 instead of they/them #you know what that means? she/they 13 ofc #Obey Me! #thirteen #obey me spoilers #𓁿 - personal
Beel the only one who tamed Mc the Dumpster Racoon he befriended FELLINLOVE and Emo homocidal Moomoo demon of brother
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