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  • clarasghosts
    22.10.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    when csi was first airing, i literally just quit watching the show as soon as grissom left in season nine. now that i've gotten as far as i'm willing to go in my rewatch, i'm just checking out clips of later episodes i never watched. got to say, love the conversation in immortality where sara is like 'you didn't talk to me during the whole car ride, but we can and should be professional on this case', and grissom's response amounts to 'i don't know how to be professional around you, what the fuck are you talking about.'

    #'seeing you again made me speechless' bug guy's poetry brain literally never shuts off around her #csi#gsr
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  • dreamings-free
    22.10.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    I really hope the people who did the beautiful terrace at louis’ house are blissfully unaware of the state it’s in these days...

    #look how clean it was ! #can barely believe it's the same house.. #in other property related news: #seems niall's flat is off the market again #but there's no record of a sale that i can see #liam's house is still listed for sale #and finally google blurred louis' house on streetview and removed all older images #meanwhile harry's house is still fully visible but it's not like he's had a convicted stalker sleeping outside or anything....... #london house
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  • heaven-dissolution
    22.10.2021 - 3 minutes ago
    #📂 ( — checking files. ) #💻 ( — offsite mutuals. ) #GET OFF MY ACCOUNT ARENT YALL SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING AMONG US OR SMTH RN LEAVE ME BE
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  • rpmemes-galore
    22.10.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    feeling a little better today, but i just wanna share this bonkers dream i had last night before i get settled in to make memes here. 

    so, i was back in my childhood home which, for context, is an old farmhouse with a tiny kitchen. And for some reason, Gordan Ramsay was there. And i was supposed to cook for him.  I guess if I’m trying to figure out backstory, my mom called him, bc she was there, too, out in the dining room with him. She must’ve told him that i had a whole team of chef’s back there and fancy equipment... but it was just me, a single pot, on my parent’s old stove that doesn’t even work that well anymore, and i was trying to bake cookies on the other end of the kitchen.   

    anyway, he asks for like, 6 things at the same time. i panic, i’m racing around the kitchen trying to make it all, but i’ve only got the one pot, and i’m trying to mix cookies, and for some reason, everything just isnt working... knife won’t cut, mixer won’t mix, etc. i’m crying, i’m freaking out. things are starting to burn. and who should come storming into the kitchen, but Ramsay, himself, starting up with one of his ICONIC™ rants, when he stops short, takes a look around all confused.   i start apologizing, i’m crying, holding my single pot of burned something, and telling him  “I’m so sorry, I’m trying my best, I’ve only got one pot, I can’t do everything myself!”   and he turns around and marches off to my mom and chews her out.  and the last thing i heard before i woke up, laughing, was   “SHE”S ONLY GOT ONE FOOKING POT!”      

    my brain, guys, gals, and non-binary pals

    #not a meme #dreams are wild #enjoy this weird look into my subconscious as i slide off to make memes
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  • void-tiger
    22.10.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    Wrists, ankle, and other joints feel like I tried to fistfight god last night. Considering how restless I was while awake and the Struggle to even fall asleep at all…prolly not that far from the actuality.

    #tiger’s roar#glass wrists #…I mean I should be sleeping with my braces on #except… they’re scratchy. can make the Restless to Near Panic symptoms WORSE. #(…and selfishly I almost want my wrists flared up for my ekg at the end of next month…) #(to…not get turned away for treatment/blown off. again. I need a fix for ‘em alongside mental health treatment so I can FINALLY function) #(my therapist would prolly thwack me for that. idk.)
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  • sylvctica
    22.10.2021 - 4 minutes ago
    @adversaryss​ said: This is a bonding ritual, right? He’s seen Sylvie and Morax do this to each other. Childe will bite first just to make it even-

         “You have baby human teeth. Anyway, why did you b—” Give them a moment, they need their .exe to catch up. 

         “Are you sure about that???”

    #[ noOONSDHF AIAS ] #[ please that just threw them off JFHSDFHSHG ] #DASH COM. #adversaryss
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  • pulledacross
    22.10.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    having to sit through some violent homophobic and transphobic rhetoric being repeated over and over on federal channels and then coming on the internet to see teenagers argue about, idk, flag colours or something really puts things into perspective

    #like on the one hand #i guess it's a good thing that as a lgbt person you dont have any other concerns? #but on the other hand fuck off lmao #text post
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  • sunburntworm
    22.10.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    making out w/ girls, catching dinner w/ friends @ 11, rain, drives, lots and lots of work, a play, talking more to my profs, showing up to class, feeling better most days but still occasionally struggling, i try, i try, i try. things might work out (like my latin test), but i am just trying to spend time with friends and stay busy in the ways i know how. art is there. books are there. odd times sitting on beds that aren’t mine. keep busy. keep busy. cry for an hour every day. go to breakfast and make tea. sleep less than i should, but as much as i can.

    #verbalizing #and now i stay off again
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  • coyotemeat
    22.10.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    Pulled up to me in his car and rolled down the window

    “Hey come here please come here”

    “Me frown here I’m at, 20 ft away “what’s up?”

    “Please please come here”

    “Me going up to the car, Yeah what’s up, do you need something?”

    “Are you a man?”

    “Wait, seriously? So you stopped me from walking, had me turn around, and come up to your car just to ask me something like that?”

    “Well I didn’t know”

    “And what makes you believe you’re entitled to know?”

    “Can I get your number?”

    “What the hell do you think? Absolutely not. You’re talking to me like I have no self esteem, fuck you dude.” And walked away.

    #in what I believe to be a nooch hot weather outfit #black boots black cut offs black tank top #it doesn’t matter what I was wearing it really never does #grounding myself by eating lunch from queer family and typing this
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  • marta10
    22.10.2021 - 7 minutes ago


    #👀 okay marty #she did the same thing to toni 💀 #ali riley: agent of chaos #ali riley #marta vieira da silva #orlando pride#nwsl #off the ball #*
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  • aslibekroglu
    22.10.2021 - 8 minutes ago
    #son yaz#akmur#alperen duymaz#hafsanur sancaktutan #akgün gökalp taşkın #yağmur kara#turkishedit#sonyazedit #literally how were turkish ppl not watching this show #LOOK AT THE CHEMISTRY #HOW COULD THEY NOT BE OBSESSED WITH THESE TWO #I SCREAMED MY HEAD OFF DURING THIS PART
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  • stellar-owl
    22.10.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    tfw one of the new critrole characters looks just like a pc you made...... again......

    #i’m exaggerating a little but also :( #in my defense i made mine first this time #i guess marisha ray and i just have the same design sensibilities lol #anyway this kind of thing doesn’t usually bother me but cr is huge and it does discourage me from wanting to post my art of her here #don’t wanna deal with inevitable comparison on the off chance my oc art gets any attention #(i don’t even watch the show) #drosera my beloved bog witch...... i’m so sorry sweetie #the talk tag
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  • badmccideas
    22.10.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    bad mcc idea: play it backwards (can only play in 3rd person view)

    #bad mcc ideas #mcc#mcyt#mod cyr #i want to see this #philza minecraft popping off
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  • ladamemidnatt
    22.10.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    Leaving to meet my future fictional husband, see you later

    #I'm off to watch CR and finally meet Ashton #THE DESIGN DJSKDKDK #I love it so much
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  • cookietacular
    22.10.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    why did i think it was like 7pm. its 12pm.....

    #i have blackout curtains and its completely thrown off my circadian rhythm
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  • hannidoesart
    22.10.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    Doja Cat - Say So 

    T-Shirt Print for LaSonmai POD | Digital (Photoshop)| January 202.

    #doja cat#Illustration #art on tumblr #i know were way past say so now but it was for work okay #but like ... i kinda popped off with this one tho right?
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  • dadrunkwriting
    22.10.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    DWC Europe: Kick-off

    Writers Taking New Prompts:

    @dismalzelenka - taking new prompts from here (WELCOME!!!)

    @noire-pandora - taking new prompts from here 

    @cleverblackcat - taking new prompts from here 

    @hobo-apostate - taking new prompts from here 

    @wildercrow - taking new prompts from here 

    Writers Hanging Out/Working from the Backlog:

    @vonuberwald​ - working from the backlog 

    @hoochieblues​ - working from the backlog 


    Writers, remember to send prompts to your fellow writers!

    Anybody can send a prompt to a writer of their choice! You don’t have to be writing tonight or a writer to do so!!

    Writers, make sure you mention @dadrunkwriting so that we don’t miss any of your amazing work.

    Check out our discord server! All DWC writers are invited! If you need a link to the chat, just let one of us know and we will get that for you.

    Tonight’s admin is @hollyand-writes. If your work isn’t reblogged after a couple of hours, please submit a link, and we’ll reblog it for you! 

    #team europe kick off #da drunk writing circle #kickoff #team europe kickoff #dwc europe#kick-off#dadwc#kick off
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  • billy-crudup
    22.10.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    Billy Crudup as Sad and Heartbroken™️ Cory Ellison in THE MORNING SHOW | 2x06 “A Private Person”

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  • sleep3r4gent
    22.10.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    Physically cannot express how irrelevant DNIs are in websites that are completely interaction based, interaction is encouraged and exponential. Use googledrive to share your stolen slime gifs if u need people to ask permission to see them so bad lmao

    #srsly thats why ppl think youre annoying and entitled #you're literally asking people to fuck off since you cant bother to send them away or to not encounter them to begin with
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  • ohheyitsokay
    22.10.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    affirmations from elle pt 1/??

    I don't know if anyone else needs to hear this, and I'm sure it's been said before more eloquently but -

    It's okay if you can't "keep up".

    This is a statement for always, but especially now, between kink/whump/flufftober, the turn of the seasons, celebrations, and our genuinely significant personal lives, there's been a lot of... everything.

    And no one can do everything. And yes, this means your note count might be lower too - because things get lost in the flood. It's no one fault.

    But separately, you don't have to follow people if you're feeling overwhelmed - even if you like them.

    You don't have to post or write or read or respond or interact or even login ever, much less every day.

    You don't have to care with all of your heart, all the time.

    This is not a fair expectation for anyone - your friends, your fans? I promise they'll understand. Be kind to others, and be kind to yourself.

    #elle off the rails #this is mostly for me #affirmations from elle #this is going to be a thing i think
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