#oh God Tumblr posts

  • a-walking-fandom-reference
    16.05.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    my dad turned on hallmark and guess who showed up on screen, ketch evil twin brother faker himself

    #i knew he was in hallmark movies but i’d never seen one and oh my god scared the crap out of me #rey actually speaks
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  • clairetimes
    16.05.2021 - 5 minutes ago
    #answer#kirby #dark meta knight #shadow dedede#shadow kirby#dark taranza#dark mind #local borb can't stop messing his wings up oh no oh god someone stop him
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  • tskumoyuuma
    16.05.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    IM ALIVE AAAAA

    #personal shizz #oh god yesterday was the worst #fever chills body aches #n then chest pain #barely slept at all #finally crashed after i took an ibuprofen #n now im all good :') #anyway get yalls shots it prob wont be as bad as me jcdhjgdhk
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  • 9hikers
    16.05.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    I just realized I can post art on here and nothing can stop me???

    #9 speaks #me after months of barely feeling safe making a text post: OH MY GOD I CAN MAKE ORIGINAL CONTENT?
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  • sunforgrace
    16.05.2021 - 12 minutes ago

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    #why is ************** sooo condescending in their interaction with other fans - especially ‘new and young’ fandom #and has zero sense of boundaries re: just clicking new post button and feels the need to be condescending directly on people’s posts like #their knowledgebase and interpretation and critical analysis is the only possible correct one to exist #like I used to respect their meta ‘back in the day’ or ‘good ol days’ as some appear to call it #but now it’s happened to me twice and I’ve seen it happen to other people and it’s like. you are just straight up condescending. you’re #rude. has it occurred to you you don’t HAVE to go around ‘correcting’ everyone new post button is right there #like it’s not that deep but it’s not even oh they’re correcting misinformation they’re literally just getting into it over ‘okay.....but MY #interpretation differs slightly and it’s MORE accurate than yours so :/‘ or ‘we’ve already BEEN over this as a fandom so your post is #unnecessary ://‘ #like ohhh my god please get over yourself. please #(​also this isn’t an indirect at any mutuals this is someone who never followed me and I don’t follow fjfjdksksk)
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  • inappropriatestork
    16.05.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    I've been so spoiled this year, my teams have been mostly good and I haven't really had to worry that much?? A lost game here and there wasn't that big a deal so there wasn't too much stress apart from injuries.

    Which was wonderful!...but now it's playoffs and everything matters and I am not used to being this stressed about hockey anymore and I may have an actual heart attack.

    #and now it's OVERTIME oh god #pens lb#playoffs 2021 #i guess i have a hockey tag now
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  • su-nioj
    16.05.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    Yo I’ve been in 2020 by watching some 90 day fiancé and like yall- Why’d they be treating Rose like that in the tell-all?

    #rosedeservesbetter

    #I’m now with where Ed is with Liz and god GIVE IT A BREAK MY GUY you. Are . Going. To. Fast #Along with tlc extreme cheapskates and my strange addiction is a new favorites!!! #Yo big Ed’s daughter sucks the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree no it’s hanging there #Shut up ‘Botox does wonders’ ‘oh I pushed a nerve’ ITS HER LANGUAGE DUMBASS #cartoon talks#cartoon rambles #in the tags #’in love’ my foot #not a reblog
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  • chenziee
    16.05.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    And another picrew game from @roxi4​ :D

    TAG GAME of you + your favs for this picrew!

    Law this time because I am preictable. Sad the smirk doesn’t give off that asshole vibe but the evil shadow and eyes make up for it. Yes, we are judging you and thinking of ways to cut you up and reassamble you in the weirdest way possible

    #random#tagged #katie thinks she's relevant #god it's hard recreating characters xD #it's the hair #i can never get the hair right #oh well
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  • suck-mein-pokeballs
    16.05.2021 - 19 minutes ago

    I find the fact that I'm alive to be very insulting

    #oh god plase make it stop
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  • i-was-bored-so-this-happened
    16.05.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    Every day I realise more and more of my growing-up-on-a-rural-island stories freak out the town mice and I find it so so entertaining

    #there's always two reactions #''omg what!! you're kidding! tell me you're kidding! i thought that was made up! oh my god that's cursed!'' #and #''that is so freaking cool/pls tell me more'' #there's usually an american/canadian in the background going wtf wtf wtf #wait till i tell y'all about the dead sheep on my brownie trail :)
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  • breathe-taylorsversion
    16.05.2021 - 26 minutes ago

    ..........the tiktok swifties are talking about thug story again

    #make it stop #please #please oh my god
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  • nobff
    16.05.2021 - 31 minutes ago

    not to be that guy but lowkey i think the fact it’s been raining been fucking my mood over like i love rain but brain need sun i think

    #personal #oh god this might be the year seasonal depression takes me out not even joking #im scared for me #im in danger
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  • ohwhenthesaints21
    16.05.2021 - 32 minutes ago

    Dimanche 16 Mai

    Saint Honoré

    En ce dimanche parlons peu parlons pain ! Nous fêtons aujourd'hui Saint Honoré le saint patron des boulangers 🥐🥖

    Il était évêque d'Amiens au VIeme siècle. En fait on ne sait pas trop trop ce qu'il a vraiment fait, ou pas, de sa vie. On va donc se baser sur ce que d'autres en ont dit. Vous choisirez l'histoire qui vous plaît le plus !

    Il aurait été un gamin super pieux dès son plus jeune âge, super pieux mais super dissipé (oui c'est contradictoire mais apparemment possible) donc quand il a dit à sa nounou "quand je serais grand je serais prêtre ", la petite dame, qui était en train de faire cuire son pain (vous allez me dire on s'en fout mais en fait non, attendez la suite) s'est un peu foutu de lui et lui a dit "oui, bien sûr tu deviendras prêtre quand ma pelle en bois aura des feuilles" et bam, des feuilles ont poussé ! En souvenir de ce miracle, 6 siècles plus tard (vieux vieux souvenir !), un boulanger parisien dont les ancêtres étaient sans doute picards, donne un bout de ses terres pour faire construire une église à saint Honoré. La nourrice en train de faire son pain au moment du miracle + le boulanger qui fait construire une église = Saint Honoré saint patron des boulangers ! CQFD !

    Comme quoi la célébrité parfois ça tient à pas grand chose...

    D'autres petites anecdotes/miracles ; Honoré quand il était petit son idole c'était l'évêque d'Amiens, il le suivait partout, il faisait tout ce qu'il faisait, il était à fond quoi ! Du coup quand l'évêque est mort on a naturellement proposé Honoré pour prendre la suite. Mais le gars était trop humble et désintéressé (et il aimait un peu faire son show). Il aurait joint les mains et dit "merci mais non merci" 🙏🏻 et à ce moment là un rayon céleste et une huile mystérieuse seraient descendu sur sa tête pour signifier qu'il avait été choisi par Dieu 🕊️ du coup pas le choix il a dit oui pour être évêque !

    Il aurait aussi vu, pendant qu'il célébrait la messe de Pâques, la main du christ dans une nuée. Un peu too much le ptit Honoré.

    Vous qui êtes gourmand vous allez me dire : rapport avec le saint Honoré que l'on mange en dessert ce midi ? Eh bien il a été créé par un pâtissier qui avait sa boutique rue saint Honoré à Paris ! Et donc rapport entre la rue et l'ami Honoré ? Eh bien c'est dans cette rue que se trouvait l'église Saint Honoré (mais si, celle construite par le boulanger parisien au XIIeme siècle ! Vous suivez ou quoi ? ), quand elle a été détruite on a donné son nom à la rue ! C'est d'ailleurs là que se trouve le Ministère de la Culture ! Et pourquoi une rue saint Honoré à Paris alors que le gars était évêque d'amiens ? Parce que les picards, comme beaucoup, on un jour émigré vers la capitale et que pour se sentir à l'aise ils ont ramené leurs paillassons, leurs petits bibelots et leurs petits saint locaux ! Et bam église saint Honoré, rue saint Honoré, faubourg saint Honoré et Miam plus de saint Honoré ! 😁😋

    Et un bon dimanche ! 😁

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  • joeyisanolive
    16.05.2021 - 32 minutes ago

    I'm thinking about the lady at my job who offered to pick me up when she saw I couldn't reach the cigarettes she wanted

    #this was days ago #it was so brief #but im literally still like.... oh my god #Joey #i shouldve let her pick me up
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  • katarashairloops
    16.05.2021 - 35 minutes ago

    hey i’m watching invincible finally and just got to the end of ep1 and from the bottom of my heart what the fuck

    #what the fuck oh my god 😨 #invincible #i’m only on ep2 help
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  • mango-pickle
    16.05.2021 - 38 minutes ago

    deathcab by ditty is my new jam

    #ditty is SUCH a good artist oh my god #like her songs AAAA #so good #major mango speaking
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  • paravatis
    16.05.2021 - 50 minutes ago

    clip.... please.... no... this is too much

    #🐸 oh god here we go again — ooc #// I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT NEW BRUSHES THERE ARE BUT IM CURSED WITH THIS #tbd.
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  • thursdayg1rl
    16.05.2021 - 53 minutes ago

    god I hate capitalism I hate it I hate it

    #is it so much to ask for a cereal that isnt complicit in genocide #like I get no ethical consumption under capitalism but oh my GOD #like Gatorade??? QUAKER OATS?? #actually I should be surprised at that quaker oats is unilever right? or maybe I just made that up #no its PepsiCo and frito-lay #but like seriously . #isn't that just absurd like objectively #like there are maybe 5 corporations that literally just are almost ubiquitous in our lives if you think abt it #yeah anyways#communist moment #no but seriously I am feeling enraged maybei will channel this energy into reading some theory perhaps #while I am feeling passionate abt it
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  • djiarin
    16.05.2021 - 54 minutes ago

    feel like pure shit just want ethan winters back

    #resident evil village spoilers #im so upset over this oh my god
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  • technothefruit
    16.05.2021 - 57 minutes ago

    Tryin So hard not to asl what the beef is rn..... So Hard......

    #i literally Cqnt wake up without new drama on tl oh my god
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