#old internet Tumblr posts

  • ytwokid
    19.06.2021 - 2 hours ago
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  • vashti-lives
    19.06.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Timmy badger don’t care. Timmy badger don’t give a shit, he just takes what he wants.

    #one for all us internet olds tonight #little wild #r.cooper
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  • poe-tato-dameron
    19.06.2021 - 8 hours ago
    #i do miss ye olde times #back when the internet was young #and i was an ignorant moron #i mean i still am but more of one
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  • obstinaterixatrix
    19.06.2021 - 8 hours ago

    oh actually this is only semi-related but the only time I’ve intruded without being directly @‘d re: nfsftlots on twt was a while ago I saw someone offering to email an epub to someone else & I was like ?? you could easily send them the itch link but ok. then I checked out the profile of the person who was getting the epub and the age listed was FOURTEEN (14) YEARS OLD and I was like. oh fuck I have to intervene and at least make sure they have the link to sfw epub instead of giving their email to someone on the internet

    #my ramblings #please random person on the internet do NOT send the uncensored version to A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD??? #augh. don’t make me come out of my hole I don’t want to interact with anyone. dont force my hand. #anyway. yeesh. hope someone’s looking out for that kid.
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  • 2009kidcore
    18.06.2021 - 9 hours ago

    september

    #ari-catMLP #yyyeah this isnt going in the mlp tag #bronycore#gif#old youtube#old internet
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  • tomee--bear
    18.06.2021 - 10 hours ago
    #also you say young like i'm not 25 yrs old now lmao #i'm practically middle aged in internet years #deerhead365
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  • darthvigil
    18.06.2021 - 11 hours ago

    It's been excessively hot and I'm getting stir crazy trapped in this house. Time to play beauty spa!

    Let's call this the "Before"

    #Leanna was here #my face#gpoy #olds on the internet
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  • regina-del-cielo
    18.06.2021 - 13 hours ago

    Reading Nicky go "what do you mean I am supposed to do cassoulet with olive oil instead of goose fat as the Recipe Dictates?!?" on The Script™️ has strongly re-affirmed my headcanon that Nicky has One (1) Personal Enemy in this modern society:

    Diet culture in general, and specifically "fat-free", "light" variations of recipes.

    I think we've all come across them at some point. Those recipes where the food is originally meant to be fried, but the "modern" version says to bake it in the oven because "it's healthier". "Sugar-free" drinks or candies (as if they didn't put sweeteners in them anyway). Frying with vegetable oil instead of butter or lard. Using oil instead of butter in shortcrust pastries (it's a recent trend. My mother is Appalled™️ by this one). "Fat-free" cheeses, "fat-free" butter!!!

    Don't get him fucking started on margarine.

    Listen, the man is from Liguria, he loves olive oil. He has no problems believing that unsaturated fats are better for cardiovascular health, and that eating too much of a thing isn't good in general.

    But. If the recipe says "butter", butter it will be. Why should it be wrong anyway? It's good! It's filling! It warms you up! It gives you nourishment!

    The post about potatoes having a lot of calories being the whole point of potatoes? That's Nicky's food thesis right there.

    Every time Nicky sees a magazine with publicized "miracolous diets" he breaks out in hives.

    "Why are all these people obsessed with calories? Why does everyone want to lose weight so bad? Look at this monthly menu, Yusuf. This is miserable. We've eaten army rations that were better than this! And for what? Just to wear skinnier clothes for two months?"

    "In this one you're supposed to substitute dinner with a tisane for a week!! This is starvation!!!! And what the fuck is a detox tisane anyway?!?"

    "Look at this" *holds up a butter brand* "it says, 'now with 45% less fat'. This is butter, amore. They're taking fat out of butter! It would be like making canned tuna without tuna. É ridicolo, non ha alcun senso!"

    Can he do anything about it? Absolutely not. Does he have more urgent things to worry about in his life? Of course he does, and it's not like it occupies his mind 24/7.

    Do you think he loses any occasion to buy en masse as many copies of Cosmopolitan and Men's Health as he can get his hands on, and ritually burn them in the backyard of whichever safehouse they're staying in at the moment? HELL TO THE NO.

    (And he's not going to budge on tradition, when he's cooking for leisure, comfort and Special Occasions, thank you very much)

    #the old guard #my ponderings#food #nicolò di genova #my Soft Italian Murder Boi #yeah I love him your honour you got a problem with that? #margarine should have never been invented and I'm going to die on this hill #I DESPISE magazines' ''diets'' and I think Nico would consider them abominations #he looks up traditional recipes on the internet and sees Food Blogs™️ advertising the 'modern lighter HEALTHIER version!1!' #and promptly closes the tabs without looking any further and then does it by memory #he doesn't go all Food Snob when they're on a mission he knows that precarious conditions require adaptation #(he's been known to be able to devour a Crispy McBacon in less than five minutes. Nile timed him.) #but if they're on downtime or in Need of Comfort™️? HE WILL GO ALL PURIST ON YOU #he's going to bypass supermarkets and hunt down local producers and get Fresh Local Ingredients so help him God #he's going to Cook Well for his Family and he Will Support Local Businesses as he does it and No One Can Stop Him
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  • idkwhatimdoinghere3
    18.06.2021 - 15 hours ago

    Adults are being predatory when they display predatory behavior, not when they follow you and comment on your post or something lmao

    #very weird vibe on the internet rn #maybe it’s an overreaction to the grooming problem on the internet? #but like. keep educating pple on signs of grooming. don’t trust adults who try to talk to you romantically or sexually #friendship is like... not a bad thing lol #just saw a blog that was like ‘I’m 20 so lmk if you’re a minor and don’t want me following you!’ #like I’m 23 and friends w my 17 yr old coworkers lol chill
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  • catboyadamparrish
    18.06.2021 - 18 hours ago
    #i think i might give off very young vibes because i grew up on the internet and pick up on the way people talk very easily #so i end up using a lot of internet specific colloquialism #i am also very immature #i have the sense of humor of a 14 year old boy #so hahaha#anonymous#asks
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  • vanitedraws
    18.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    i have an immediate distrust for people who grew up with the internet but still decide to let their kids under 10 have their own devices connected to the internet like have you not learned anything from your time on the internet

    #the only exception is using the internet during school or online learning #and i am aware that even with that i wont have control over that and i can accept it #if i ever adopt kids 11 yrs old would be the minimum age before i consider giving them their own device #thats why ipad kids make me sick but i know its not their faults #my thoughts #im not worried on what they'll see #just more on if they can handle it at such a young age and the rate of desensitization #also youtube kids is a mess my god no child should watch from that
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  • kyouumi
    18.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    man i am very emotional thinking about my internet friends all of you bring me so much happiness

    #i treasure internet friends so much it has always been an important to me #cute story time! back in like 2013? i was a teen with other blog #and in the old Tumblr days there were like secret santas secre valentines #and i got in a secret valentine and was connected to a girl from belgium #i still follow kawie in Instagram and like man #i love to talk her eventually it's so nice #then there's my best friend Meli from México who i also met here #and my mutuals dear beloveds to my heart #ANYWAY I SHOULD SLEEP #send all of you love and hugs and kisses and everything #*sendiiiiing 🤡#personal
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  • directrix-zelda
    18.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    Jean Smart getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

    HERE 👏 FOR 👏THAT 👏 SHIT!!!!!  

    #jean smart#hacks #mare of easttown #watchmen #i have to say though #as delighted as i am that jean is having the moment that she is #(a moment i have been waiting for since i was 15 years old) #(traveling to meet internet friends for the first time irl to see her in a play that she ended up dropping out of last minute) #(friends from an actual jean smart message board that existed in 2005) #i am so so sad that it's all happening right NOW for her #right after losing her husband #i can't imagine how painful and bittersweet this all must be for her #she deserves all of this and more but good lord the TIMING
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  • lunarnoriaki
    18.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    sitez that use code n shit will alwayz b superior boring sitez dat don't nd i will forevar believe dat. it gave everything personality and character. now itz so uniform nd bleak.

    #old internet #all the modern sites look boring and corporate as fuck #myspace#tumblr #bring back customization #it was such a fun part of using the web #nostalgia
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