#on god Tumblr posts

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    Bitches are sweating. Me. I’m bitches.

    #source: spice biscuit on FB #on god #ON G O D #rick savage#def leppard
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  • the way i only want to write fics for dead fandoms right now,, what it do baby

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    #on GOD#the originals #sons of anarchy #teen wolf #mainly....what it do baby🤪🤪
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  • I SAID no NSFW BLOGS are allowed to FOLLOW

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  • i aint dealing with nothing if it don’t make sense to me.

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    sir,,,, I’m ready 2 swallow ur dick whole,,,,, this throat was made to be ur cocksleeve 👁👄👁

    #moonflower#ON GOD #WHAT TGE FUCK #QHAT THE FUCK #HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM NOT OMAH IM KSSKEMXOSMD NOT OMAY #I CANT EVEN TYPE #NAMJOON SAID: THIS PUSSY BELONGS TO ME #AND HES ABSUTELY RIGHT
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  • Some guy sitting at a desk using Microsoft Excel: I’m so fucking skilled, I deserve £100,000 a year and that’s low balling it. Care assistants don’t do half the work I do. 

    Care assistants: I just cleaned up a vulnerable old woman who shat herself and vomited at the same time, ran to the next room to hoist a man who can’t walk to the toilet, used a slip sheet to move a 20 stone patient so they wouldn’t get bed sores, cleaned up more shit, got screamed at by a dementia patient who thinks I’m their daughter, cleaned up more shit, stopped someone from choking on their own vomit, and in my entire 12 hour shift I’ve sat down for about twenty minutes - and I’m on 12 hours tomorrow too because we’re understaffed.

    The guy at the desk: So unskilled. Learn to use Microsoft office like a real worker.

    #and these capitalist hoes think its true #on god #they think because they use excel theyre steve fucking jobs
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  • Preface*****im in LA for work*

    So, this guy turns to me at work and is like, “hey Essence, do you believe in god?” I answer in short, “yeah.”

    Which then leads to a conversation about how Californians tend to be ~fake~ believers (Christians) and he can tell, that with my great heart, I am a wonderful and loving Christian…..

    I believe in the ~universe~ and ~manifesting~and I’m ~gay~

    I couldn’t stop saying over in over and my head as this is all happening SO YOU THINK IM A BELIEVERRRRRrrRrrrRrrrR

    I’ve had a weird day lol he kept talking about the lord after that and i wanted to kms 😌🤪… on god

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  • arin : so what’s the most romantic thing you’ve done, Dan?

    Dan : can’t say it here

    Arin :

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    Me, watching this shit and trying not to choke :

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    #game grumps#arin hanson#dan avidan#gamegrumps #whatever this show is #bruh when dan said that my throat tried to swallow itself #on GOD
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  • a GO-ATLA crossover and its just Iroh and Aziraphale sharing a cup of tea and maybe some advice

    #good omens #avatar the last airbender #can someone write this please #i would but im very tired #ill make fanart for the story if anyone writes it #on god #you can hold me to it #crossover
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    YVES FINALLY DELETED THE FUCKING SNOW APP

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  • [physically shaking] I am gonna save the next five eps for tomorrow

    #ON GOD #it’s so fucking good though I’m losing my mind #tua2
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  • AIN’T NOTHING BETTER THAN THE FIRST PACKED BOWL IN A BRAND NEW PEEPA

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    if @asoftieforminho​ leaves me

    I will do this istg

    #but before that #i will cuddle her for a week straight #istg I will do that #on GOD
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  • Got to play some of the back to the future telltale game at my dad’s house the other day too like okay nostalgia

    #i only played it for a bit but like. im coming back for it okay 😔 #why play death stranding when you can play back to the future #im not looking for the bit when you have to like look after an experiment or smthn??? #i remember kid me fucking hated it #it took me like 3 fucking days or smthn #on god
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  • but what about the part of you that keeps coming back?

    #take a chance on me #i promise ill help make you happier than youve ever been #on god
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  • Yo why is the detective fine tho 👀👀

    #pls dont tell me he ends up being crazy too #on god #mickie reads ks
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