SatoNaomi: You are a firm believer in mutual pining and sticking to cannon.
YoshiYumi: You just wanted good things for Yoshiki, and really, who wouldn’t?
SatoYoshi: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromance.
SatoYumi: You are heterosexual.
NaoSei: You just wanted good things for Seiko. And really, who wouldn’t?
MayuShig: You aren’t here for a long time or a good time, you’re here for a sad time.
SatoYui: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of tenderly taking care of someone with a fever.
AyuYui: Your favorite ship dynamic is Student/Teacher.
YoshiYui: Your favorite ship dynamic is Student/Teacher and you’re heterosexual.
SeiYoshi: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of trolling.
YoShige: You were like ‘What’s better than one self loathing teenager? TWO self loathing teenagers!’
KizaYuka: You’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of attempted murder. Or you read the manga, took Yuka’s crush on Kizami, and ran with it.
SatoYuka: Your favorite anime is Kiss Sis.
SatoKiza: You liked the dark and twisty ship dynamic of KizaYuka but also aren’t a fan of huge age gaps and decided to go with the next best thing.
Yuka x Yuu: You got the bad end where Yuka talks about a classmate she likes, saw Yuu talking to Seiko about wanting to ask a girl out, assumed they were talking about each other, and decided to stan forever
Poly Kisiragi Class: Screw a ship war and screw angst, the day can be saved by the power of smooches.