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“I wish I could speak my mind like her.”

- A Whisker Away 🐈

100 Gecs for Interview magazine

camelot guard: turn around

gwaine: every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round

camelot guard: TURN AROUND

gwaine: every now an-

gwaine: *gets shanked*

Trevor: Is this thing gonna heppen? You and me?

Eleanor: Ew, no, gross.

Trevor: Is it because I'm a demon?

Eleanor: No, it's because you're finished.

Somehow I feel like this Jon I have on my wall is watching me

We ended up with several extra gallons of milk, which only INTP and I can drink, so I suggested dumping chocolate syrup into one so we have a gallon of chocolate milk, but surprisingly INTP (who drinks chocolate milk every day) disagreed. I'm still flabbergasted

Toxic Karma

Flashy, flamboyant, extroverted, gaudy loudmouth Toxic Karma sticks out like a sore thumb - and that's how he likes it.

Towering at 6"3 (higher if in heels!) with brightly colored hair you could see from space, highly customized clothing he made himself, neon rainbow stockings and a style that is what you would get if you ate a 100 pack of glitter crayons, 90s Lisa Frank merchandise, rave cassette tapes, unicorn poop, scene hair and holograms stickers vomited it onto an albino boy.

Despite his flashy demenour, Toxic hides a dark past. Originally from Russia where he was born to a very young mother, he was rejected for the way he was and she gave him up to the institution at age 6. The institution ruthlessly experimented on him, but gave him copious amounts of anaesthetic, which he developed a dependancy on even post-institution years. Eventually leaving the institution with memory gaps and trauma and a minimal education, at age 17 he had dreams of becoming a fashion designer and a singer, the latter he was not so good at and was eventually out of the club he worked at for damaging the eardrums of the clientele. With nowhere to go, he meets Crisis and thus joins the dream team.

Toxic's is somewhat of a stepford smiler, his loudness, sass and energetic feral nature hide his deep yearning for affection and attention. Having multiple failed romances where he thought he had found the one. He is a hopeless romantic and yearns to have a loving husband and live in a beautiful house surrounded by rabbits and flowers and trees. (Think Snow white - but as a scene queen) He constantly talks and overshares and has earned a reputation with those who don't like him as "A fag with rabies who never shuts up." He frequently acts and talks at a volume that is socially unacceptable and froths at the mouth when enraged (Which is frequent. When he's mad - you'll know it.)

He often acts in extreme histrionics and outburts and has a highly sensitive and emotional nature.

Depsite all this, he's highly creative and kind, he's extremely empathetic despite his circumstances and has an innocent and sweet sense of dreaminess and wishful thinking. He considers himself a passionate self-professed tree hugging hippie (despite his music taste being more headache inducing hard techno and acid) and constantly screams "Love and Peace" like he's a moralistic broken record.

If Toxic could have us all as happy bunny friends dancing around in a circle, he would.

Year of creation: 2018

Sign: Capricorn

Birthday: Jan 21 1994

Species: Mutated human

Gender: Male

Height: 6"3

nicknames: Honey bunny (from Crisis) Toxie (from Crisis, Toxic also prefers this to his actual name)

Nationality: Russian (lives currently in USA)

Favourite flower: Lily

Hair colour: White (blonde without albinism) dyed rainbow coontails

Eye colour: Pink (blue without albinism) Plus sign eyes as a result of experiment

Favourite animals: Bunnies and slugs - especially Jorunna parva - that is the sea slug bunny

Favourite food: Carrot soup

OTP Headcanon: Soon after the Junkers joined Overwatch, some members were betting on whether they were a gay couple or just friends. After six months of working at Overwatch, someone asked them.

They told them that they have been together for 3 years now.

OTP Headcanon: Mako is always trys to introduce Jamie to bits of culture and media. He once showed Jamie extremely old horror movies from the 20th century in which Jamie spent most of the movie buried in Mako's side.

They also watched any other movies they could find. Jamie actually quite likes movies.

Just before they started their crime spree, Mako took him to a cinema for a date. Junkrat loved it and Mako makes sure they go on cinema dates every now and then.

You know even the BJP knows they really fucked up this time when their top spokespersons and ministers start showing up in NDTV India of all channels

OTP Headcanon: Roadhog hates getting up in the mornings and will trap Junkrat in his arms when he doesn't want Junkrat to get up. Jamie will usually laugh at him before cuddling him. Jamie will also compliment, kiss and nuzzle Mako because he knows that Roadhog won't run away or tell him to be quiet.

At the end of the day, Jamie will drag Mako to bed so they can cuddle because he finds it easier to sleep with Mako nearby. Mako will often tell Jamie that he did well that day and praise him along with many kisses.

bat ganon? pag sila may kailangan isang sabi lang nila sakin binibigay ko na. pero pag ako may problema wala man lang ako matakbuhan ni isa sa kanila?.

-kung babalik lang ako sa pagiging estudyante parang ako yung hinihigan ng papel ng lahat, pero pag ako ang naubusan

wala man lang mag aalok sayo kahit 1/4 man lang.

Everyday, the Indian government wakes up and chooses to do nothing

Kimseyi değiştiremezsiniz. Kafanıza takıp kendinizi boşuna yormayın. Devam edin ve yolunuza bakın. Şimdi zor ama vakti geldiğinde üstesinden gelmiş olacaksınız. İşte o zaman nasıl doğru bir karar verdiğinizi sizde anlayacaksınız.

M.M.G.

ikea monkey stimboard

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Unpopular opinion: inexperienced in sex Michael is underestimated. Michael, who does everything right for the first time because he "sees in nine dimensions," robs us of the image of the more experienced, dominant Eleanor, who teaches him what to do.

Made another design using @marcylle 's lesbian flag design!

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