Mini joke headcanon post while I try to muster up the will to draw
Bgusnax Overwatch mains and how they play the game:
Lizbert- Mei. Terrible at the game, but has fun anyway. Walls off and kills her teammates by accident.
Eggabell- Ana. Healer that’s tired of tanks and dps’ shit. Will not heal you if you spam the “I need healing!!” button.
Filbo- Tracer. Pretty middle of the pack. Proud that he made it to gold rank on her. Tries to get better but can’t.
Cromdo- Junkrat. Doesn’t play anything else. Don’t know what a video game is. Asks how to shoot and walk constantly. Kills one person per game.
Beffica- Sombra. Constantly hacking tanks and laughing. Doesn’t get of elims but gets a lot of offensive assists for good hacks. Can’t aim so she literally ONLY hacks.
Snorpy- Winston. A beast actually. Especially good a booping people with Winston’s ult. Kills your healers and gets away with it.
Chandlo- Zarya. Pairs well with Snorpy. They’ve probably duo tank queued to top 500 multiple times. Get’s HUGE gravs. Always height energy.
Floofty- Moira. No heal, JUST DPS. Only suck! In the backline! Kill!! Kill!!! KILL!! Solo ults the Pharah out of the sky every time.
Shelda- Zenyatta. Doesn’t know how to play. Just floats around the map. Doesn’t know that the map ends and falls off.
Gramble- Mercy. Nervous wreck healer. Constantly apologizing for not healing teammates that legit have no business where they are. Has aneurysms on the inside everytime I teammate walks in alone and dies. Cries a lot.
Wiggle- Lucio- Always on speedboost. Always wall climbing. Always looking for boops. Doesn’t notice her teammates. Secretly doesn’t want to.
Wambus- McCree. Surprisingly good aim. That one McCree that actually headshots you instead of fanning the hammer after he stuns you. Gets big high noons. Good at games for someone pushing 50. Fast learner. If he makes a mistake in game he always learns from it.