whenever i see ppl in movies or shows flirting i cringe so hard i retreat back into my body until there is nothing left of me but a pebble of self-consciousness
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Pairing: (Platonic) Sam x Reader
Summary: The Wilsons and you get drunk, so you decide to save the day.
Warnings: It’s mostly humor. Cursing, mentions of suicide, human trafficking, prostitution and mafia.
A/N: Hello! I hope you’ll enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
You grumble in the kitchen while everyone else is already sitting at the table waiting. You carefully put the meat in the hot pan and the oil splashes towards you. Cursing, you take a step back. Not your beautiful face!
This is so me with my boys! 😭😂🤣🤪🔥#goodparenting #partying #drugs #alcohol #nakedchicks #mysons #greatquestion (at QuikTrip)
you know there are those people in your life who just come and go but when they are around, they change up everything, reorganize your whole life and make you change your mind about like everything.
now this one guy, who usually appears when we party just appeared at my late birthday party and he was like “fuck all of this shit let’s go on a walk”.
at first I said I don’t wanna go but he was like “it’s okay come with us it’ll be cool” and he lead us (where I live and he never was before) into some forests in the middle of nowhere (at 2am) and was like “you’ll be okay just don’t worry” and he knew I have problems with these unexpected stuff and situations where I don’t have control over everything so he walked next to me and talked until I was okay with him leading me to “the unknown”
and than he was like “ok we can turn back if you all sit down in the grass with me and we listen to some chill songs” and this was the best thing in my year so far!
just sitting in the nature, stars above us, grass, bugs, leaves around on the ground, some chill music and our thoughts just going all over the place, some of us was laying down on the ground (we were all drunk as hell)
and it was soo good I almost started crying. (happy tears again, it’s all a bit suspicous)
Let’s party and party hard! #NoseBleed A poem I once sent to Andrew W.K. a few years back. I’ve been going through some things and his music is helping me get by. His album ‘You are not alone’ is uplifting. His songs and speeches are poetry- heavy words with a significant amount of meaning and the drive to act on them. Act on them how? By partying!
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