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  • taglarinrites
    05.12.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    me and my friends were walking through campus and i stopped to say hi to a squirrel and pet it snd when i stopped talking to the squirrel one of my friends went "anika your girlfriend is a disney princess" im obsessed with it

    #i AM a disney princess #we were watching enchanted and decided im the princess and anika is patrick dempsey.
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  • dingleberry-7708
    05.12.2021 - 12 minutes ago











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  • scfrozenover
    05.12.2021 - 28 minutes ago

    How is it Sunday already? Luckily there’s lots of great fics and a pod today to help distract us all from the weekend ending. Enjoy!

    Following along? Don’t forget to copy today’s fics from the master spreadsheet to your own!


    Snow Angels Among Us

    [David/Patrick - E - 15,132]

    Upon hearing David has never made a snow angel, Patrick is determined to get him to make one while on a winter getaway.


    To David Rose - The Richest Man in Town

    [David/Patrick - T - 10,179]

    David Rose had big dreams...but after a series of events, he thinks he's lost his chance to ever make them a reality.

    Then again, maybe he already has.

    Time to pour your mulled wine (heavy on the cinnamon, light on the cloves)...it's an "It's a Wonderful Life" AU


    and we'd swear to remember it (all too well)

    [David/Patrick, Stevie & David, Alexis/Ted - E - 9,650]

    “Come with me,” he’d said, hands tracing along Patrick’s shoulders. “We can go to New York together. My family has money now — we can do whatever we want, go wherever we want.” He’d moved his hands to cup his face, thumbs gently brushing against his cheeks. “You’re too good for this town.”

    Patrick had recoiled at David’s words like they’d been some kind of heavy accusation, rather than a compliment. And that’d been it: the beginning of the end. Though David never would’ve guessed that’s where the conversation had been headed at the time. If David had known, he would’ve slammed on the brakes before they’d careened off the track. He would’ve pulled the lever to change course. He would’ve done anything, if he’d known then what he does now.

    When David returns to his hometown for the holidays, he reminisces about his first love and where things went wrong. He doesn't expect to, y'know, hook up with that ex, be mistaken as 'back together' by that ex's mother, and end up faking a relationship for Christmas Eve. That wasn't really the plan, but 'tis the season, amirite?


    Same Old (New) Traditions

    [David/Patrick - G - 6,505]

    It’s Christmas with the Brewers! David goes home with Patrick for the holidays. Maybe it’s the first time, maybe it isn’t. Maybe he hangs out with Patrick’s cousins, cooks with Marcy, has a heart to heart with Clint while building bird houses or something (doesn’t Clint seem like he has a side hustle and is skilled at like making things??), etc etc. Queue all the domestic fluffy goodness with the sweetest in laws!

    Patrick gets a cold just in time for the holidays, and David takes care of him. All the fluffy sickfic feels.


    There's Only One Cart

    [David/Patrick - T - 5,300]

    All alone on Christmas Eve, David makes a last minute trip to the store for some much needed wallowing supplies. What happens when he meets a kind stranger with warm brown eyes, also alone for the holiday, and - gasp! - there's only one cart?


    Tidings of Galapa-joy

    [Alexis/Ted, Alexis & OC - T - 5,004]

    Dejected by the prospect of a solo Christmas, Alexis heads to the Galapagos with a friend for their vlogs, reuniting with Ted. Told mostly in script format. (Think The Lizzie Bennet Diaries meets Schitt's Creek.) Includes cameos by way of adverts!


    The Polar Bears of Schitt's Creek

    [David/Patrick, Alexis/Twyla - T - 4,620]

    "What the fuck is a polar bear dip?"


    a gift from someone's heart

    [Alexis/Twyla, David/Patrick - T - 2,692]

    "When, exactly, were you planning to do it? And how?"

    "I'm still considering that." Twyla tucks the ring box back behind the flour, double-checking that it's covered up, then turns back to him. "I thought that over dinner might be nice?"

    "No," David says, settling into this part of the conversation with relish. He shakes his head. "As your eldest almost-brother of an unspecified age, I have veto power, and I say no. You have dinner all the time. It has to be more special than that."


    While David and Patrick are visiting Alexis and Twyla in New York, Twyla confides in David about her proposal plans. David reflects on his own proposal experience and offers a few... tasteful... suggestions.



    [David/Patrick - G - 1,938]

    Patrick regretted the words as soon as they left his mouth. The dawning look of horror on David’s face was a common one - Patrick often had ‘wrong’ opinions about the store, that wasn’t new - but this look…

    “I’m sorry, what did you say?” David asked.

    When David finds out that Patrick is meh at best on hot chocolate, he makes it his personal mission to create the mix to both finally make Patrick fall in love with it and become a best seller at the store.


    [Podfic] Must Have Been Some Magic

    [David/Patrick - G - 1 hour, 11 minutes]

    Eight-year-old Patrick Brewer doesn't believe in magic, rule-breaking, or best friends. But that all changes the day he builds a snowman.

    (A fusion with the children's book and animated film The Snowman.)

    Podfic of sunlightsymphony’s fic “Must Have Been Some Magic”


    CREATORS: If your works were released today, please don't forget to update your posting date!

    #david x patrick #patrick x david #david rose#patrick brewer#schitt's creek#sc fanworks#scfrozenover #sc frozen over #alexis x twyla #twyla x alexis #twylexis#alexis rose#twyla sands#stevie budd #ted x alexis #alexis x ted #tedlexis#ted mullens#sc fanfic#sc podfic
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  • dandanjean
    05.12.2021 - 28 minutes ago

    Le secret de l'immortalité

    Le secret de l’immortalité

    L’homme qui détenait le secret de l’immortalité Certains savent mais ne peuvent pas. D’autres ignorent mais ils pourraient s’ils savaient… Jadis, un homme affirmait détenir la science du Tao de l’immortalité. Le prince de Yen entendit parler de lui et envoya un de ses ministres à sa recherche, mais celui-ci fut si long à le trouver que le possesseur du Tao de l’immortalité mourut avant que le…

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  • lovesick-menagerie
    05.12.2021 - 34 minutes ago

    Nolan and Josh are BOTH injured and currently not playing. I’ll be back when they are.

    This season is gonna kill me!!!!!

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  • libidomechanica
    05.12.2021 - 43 minutes ago

    Untitled (“And let the”)

    And let the small iron  with thine eye and  raced the Roman, scarce  trod on the mind worth;  all is people quiz it) 

    to marry love the  self-styled, and the  Riches it round was  Hunting pool I will  not concern, and thence my 

    head! being abroad afar Of  the soil hath a  passion fellow, and the  mothers: admitted their though  I love for life is 

    not—but when he advance.  with these bright him  up; Ill staid a moments  hackney on, thro the  Mark, which is a winter 

    night, a mistresses  for the  stood aloof;—and w hen he raped her limbs oer a  brothers, and pain! D hair. 

    She prince, at lean heaviness, gossip  and sky. Yet doth but a  tavern song— simple, serene,  not speaks of my study, an  open fire their breasted, 

    nor t other; “thought  her looks were sorrow; of  sound: surely ’‘t is thine  above: dearest love wilt not for  life into 

    thee, O Latmian! And live!  Responsive, breath, “Out upon,  for heart once the  child—I saved, though state I been  done? Be tender whom though 

    a lady Christabel answer:  I will drink oblivion;’  Me, his system ’‘t is  a blunderd oer this?  and Geraldine” to 

    hint to pray,’ replied: ‘ we scan as hell, or  bridal more that “Women she  cried; ‘ah, curse— morals were mutes  have been yet quickly she 

    now all in prison that  everybodys sake’” and  he dreamed.’ And those vegetable  talking his brace, except Don  Juan walkd by the raised 

    be all death-hour round  the Death bugs me” as  stubborn wall, the gaudy  house,—for a tree, which  rocks, and nothing desolation. 

    So that love no truth  in such a rainbows too  crowds, or fall in the  heart, and in my  spirit struck his way. 

    Of a foreign  court me. D, without whats  not be parts to  plenishd. For a war?  And thus quell one half way: 

    now sleep must do though prospect lies  were figures (if the  road afar with  those her tyrannic power  divine, with frisked curls 

    about with ceased, who  was not to  be, but of the  wondering at my hearth, we should  also sufferers, but a 

    sights not find our breathes  about that lockt up Pearl; or  buck, her side cafe,  dear, to unsluice a  moral (like a bed of 

    joy, and pleasant ease the  glory, come leave my Chloris  dearest Chloris bonie blue cloak  of day through spots … or lose  power down, absál and strew 

    their Eastern regarded,  I first with some  tranquil ken, to  give battle-footed Child) complaintive  cry from an old tree.

    #poetry #automatically generated text #Patrick Mooney#Markov chains #Markov chain length: 6 #187 texts
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  • talk-time-live
    05.12.2021 - 1 hour ago


    This week we give a festive review of 8-BIT CHRISTMAS starring Neil Patrick Harris (available on HBO MAX).

    We also talk about other topics including:

    ANIME NYC Omicron crisis

    SPIDER-MAN movie ticket craze.


    PEACEMAKER trailer.

    and more.

    All here on this week's episode of A.C.M.G. presents TALK TIME LIVE.

    #podcast #8 bit christmas #animenyc#spider-man#peacemaker #neil patrick harris #anime#comics#movies#games#cosplay #jo jo's bizarre adventure #netflix#stone ocean
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  • musicmakesyousmart
    05.12.2021 - 1 hour ago
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  • scherbatskyelle
    05.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Listening to "ME! by Taylor Swift (feat. Brendon Urie)", and it just hit me that the song reminded me so much of Swarkles (yup, I love them). and the lyrics fit them too — for me! I'm not really sure if this makes sense.

    I mean given that there's line in the song saying:

    "You can't spell awesome with ME"

    I can definitely hear and imagine Robin Sparkles and Barney saying/singing:


    and the verses fit them too...


    I know that I'm a handful, baby, uh

    I know I never think before I jump

    And you're the kind of guy the ladies want

    (And there's a lot of cool chicks out there)

    I know that I went psycho on the phone

    I never leave well enough alone

    And trouble's gonna follow where I go

    (And there's a lot of cool chicks out there)


    I know I tend to make it about me

    I know you never get just what you see

    But I will never bore you, baby

    (And there's a lot of lame guys out there)

    I'm a swiftie btw :D just throwing this out there
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  • raincoffeeandfandoms
    05.12.2021 - 1 hour ago
    "Enough! This is not a democracy! We are not in the House of Lords! We are a ship at sea. And when it comes to you, spirits, I am captain!"

    Almost impossible to choose just one quote. This man is a factory of memorable quotes.

    #james patrick march #james march#ahs hotel #american horror story #evan peters
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  • ragpicker-and-poet
    05.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    The absence of a pug in the new Dune movie is unforgivable.

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  • libidomechanica
    05.12.2021 - 1 hour ago


    When in pattern and with  the eyes proceeding,  whom abundance of his Soul  the Sphinx. Drops they stream, whose down to  Camelot. The earthly compile,  who could pleasaunce, some palace found seeing trips  to kindly she begins to  immure hers, child, you sit holding in  therefore no prayers; my mother, “shes two  hours, I thought flashd form legs. ‘“Tis true,” and  kissing the crystal tide of  feeling. For love that makes her  rosy infant civilisation yet,  nor no youth, and white a solemn for  ever loving Harbouring him  prisond and I cried, “Sweet kiss even times,  like to absorb her two cotton  stroke.” With gore; when  shes like that sunsets and cling up’  through the table, would gutters from  the final twists of the  will remain that spies Wi” Johnny,  But give what seest the bed to  slander: to keepe. and gay.  A bargain made. And thine eye? “ Nay thee her picture, sovereign Assemble,  in the stamps, by whose fancies dead  I caught all in verse pair! Both sea and  little boy; like to absorb” her  two cotton stroke her youngl ing in his lips into  a chanted lily I confess— I raild  with such for a flight,  from those black and I will have of  tenderneath thou payèd were overcome,  for she begin to outgrow  the world and rang beyond  my breath is fed; for kiss?

    #poetry #automatically generated text #Patrick Mooney#Markov chains #Markov chain length: 6 #159 texts
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  • galbalmuhet
    05.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Oh, Hans... 🥰

    #hans gruber#die hard#alan rickman #alan sidney patrick rickman #rickmaniac
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  • textsfrombandom
    05.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Pete: we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night

    #fall out boy #fob#pete wentz#patrick stump#peterick#tfln #texts from last night
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  • rockstarbaby
    05.12.2021 - 2 hours ago
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  • thehorrortree
    05.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Trembling With Fear 12/05/21

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  • libidomechanica
    05.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    We fool, the ceremonies

    We fool, the ceremonies; and therefore  with green side of rage, his immortal  hill. Detain your strive to take, dear  girl, this day (thought in mine. So, one arrive  ere breaker rising up the sounds in  the to accused to pour tears  did so, every deeds and fast  upon her image of Tryermaine?) For  no cause it sings upon the  maid, and trust that all the watch they  come: if not, sweet name those dancing blind; nor double  bow, and trace. As women are breathed the  mountain spring, but Im telling the  charming, sae wyling. Then, if she the 

    body would their Strength content to  know; a good and uncrumpling fit, eutropius  of whom thou art a disgrace. Which he  said, our Scholar, and law began  that he would be anything saw, but  not her down low, im thing:-nothing I know it,  and sedges, aqueducts,—and then let me that  for truth atones? I sawe that doe  you and I hid in a palfreys foam: and,  old. Up then a culprit answered—Woe is  flow, thou were softer clime Set me lifes equinoctial  line and curse true Lovers dreamed I was  it is weaving again.  when loose gown from you tralineate from  the spirit wrought the stars,  and heard, I would your Venus badge in each 

    has got your own when she, which  Enna yields, here th effect most 

    swear, the smell offended sweet 

    for last. Somethinks gay Punch hath come 

    where will breath of our feeling  and made the cupboard, his own crowns the  owls have no more their fruit no been the  diamond pen record plays with  spice. Who to and dis torted to an epoch, that  now upon her exquisitely nurtured by  the bride, in a trice; and crushd over  heare the day Wall; thou art, the sprung  from me thy flight? with eye of her  eyes, the surf and, amber flowering 

    been stirrups, just as the crowd  love of your offer, and obedient  with to-morrow, this 

    kissing so light, to the temples. Bromions  face of doubts their heaven, as if its  gold. And all the debris of existence  could not more of true soul the 

    hard furrow? About the suppliant shore.

    #poetry #automatically generated text #Patrick Mooney#Markov chains #Markov chain length: 6 #223 texts
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