#patrick bateman Tumblr posts

  • jackrabbitartx
    16.01.2022 - 23 minutes ago

    Would any1 buy my art? the Bateman print im considering "selling" for the price of postage and i can send physically copies out in custom colours and also neater lol

    #me op#american psycho#patrick bateman #idk lol 2 ppl said they would so totally i can send out copies theyre like 4×3.5 in???? idek lol #but school has proper inking stuff sooo
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  • light-apologist
    16.01.2022 - 3 hours ago
    #patrick bateman#american psycho #couldn't do my hw until i got this out of my head #he's literally neurodivergant and a (buisness) major!!
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  • permasuicidexd
    16.01.2022 - 4 hours ago
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  • polishlolita
    16.01.2022 - 5 hours ago
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  • walterfwhite
    16.01.2022 - 8 hours ago
    #answered#american psycho#patrick bateman#christian bale #i worked on this dont let it flop. bastards
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  • dimplepinchneat
    16.01.2022 - 13 hours ago

    Found an old picture. Wow, look at that...

    #Photo #((much happier with this. gave him dat patrick bateman flair cause theyre basically the same))
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  • iratehoodlum
    16.01.2022 - 15 hours ago

    I ain’t seen American Psycho

    Why are people thirsty for Patrick Bateman he looks like one of those guys who thinks he’s the Joker but he goes to bed exactly on time, collects pens, and calls himself a “nice guy”

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  • viralarcadian
    15.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    no seriously as far as nerd merchandise goes this specific company puts out extremely expensive stuff but from what ive seen it looks like it's worth the price point. these things are bonkers in how detailed and well painted they are

    #they have a patrick bateman one that comes w switchable heads and hands in addition to like 34 points of articulation #AND they gave him scale business cards
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  • incognisantbirdy
    15.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    There is nothing as hysterical as watching Patrick Bateman have intercourse with ‘Sabrina’ and ‘Christie’ in American Psycho, after having read the quite graphic details in the novel.

    #I am laughing my arse off #american psycho#patrick bateman #bret easton ellis
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  • yslbutbroke
    15.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    but I can't fix him, can't make him better

    Idc these are my favorite fictional man. Even tho I think I would run away from half of them irl

    #joe goldberg#you#you netflix#patrick bateman#american psycho #rio good girls #nbc good girls #fezco euphoria#fezco #lana del rey aesthetic #lizzygrant#girlblogging #mansplain manipulate malewife
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  • wambsgansjpg
    15.01.2022 - 1 day ago
    #the only post i could find on my blog was one of patrick bateman because the three of them wear the same outfit djdkckdk #but i also remember a post about how tom is just dean smith AND a post about how dean smith and tom used to date 😭😵‍💫 #i’ve definitely seen others as well and i swear i rbed them but i can’t find any of the posts :////
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  • coldfreezingsurface
    14.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    "HEY ALLEN, LOOK OVER HERE!"

    yk yk, rewatching this AND reading the novel like i dont have work to do

    #american psycho#patrick bateman #patrick bateman fanart #american psycho fanart #fanart#slashers #christian bale's patrick bateman #art#goddamn#geez #hes fun to draw but just damn #im so inconsistent on hiw i draw him #help me#slasher fanart#horror
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  • light-apologist
    14.01.2022 - 2 days ago
    #american psycho#patrick bateman#krusty krab #hope this hasn't already been done lol
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  • lightningrabbit-san-blog
    14.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    I haven't posted in a while lmao

    time to post all at once

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  • abigfoot2
    13.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    patrick bateman t boy swag

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  • pharmacykeys
    13.01.2022 - 3 days ago

    headcanons about patrick bateman 💼

    tips well. he does it more to look good than anything else and might be short-tempered with staff, but he also won’t leave any room for someone to outdo him either.

    honest to god music makes him weep sometimes. it’s the only thing that gets him even close to touching him, compelling him to show a “human” emotion. like it’s not often, but we all have those days where you’re just not in the right headspace and lady in red starts hitting different.

    that being said, you have a sliver of a chance of surviving him if you can engage with his rambling about music. even by just seeming like you’re genuinely listening to him, he may falter and end up trying to pivot his urges onto someone else. maybe he’ll go through with it, maybe he won’t. depends on how work went that day and how he personally feels about you.

    the colder/more blunt he is to someone, the more he can stand them in reality. the nicer he is, the farther that person needs to fucking run.

    doesn’t like when people notice his morbid drawings. he’ll mindlessly draw in front of others, but the minute they say anything about it he’ll just give him that hollow stare or sneer at them. is it because he’s embarrassed? because he doesn’t enjoy indulging that sort of habit and in turn doesn’t enjoy being complimented on it? a little bit of both.

    obviously he can’t stand PDA but kinda likes it when a s/o sits on his knee, even if it’s just part of some getup to look like a normal ass couple in front of friends/coworkers...Just don’t push it past something innocent.

    presented without comment. idk if it counts because the author himself is saying it but i stand by it.

    ⚠️ NSFW below the cut⚠️

    THE EXPENSIVE WATCH STAYS ON DURING THE KILLING AND THE FUCKING. SCRATCH IT AND HE’S MAIMING YOU EVEN FURTHER.

    huge huge huge thing for giving degradation. will not stop saying depraved/mean shit during sex and wants to know that he’s humiliated the other person by the end of it. the ultimate method of doing that is killing, but if he fancies them then he’ll get that satisfaction through other means.

    also bites the fuck out of the other person. even if he gets his aggression out on something (or someone) else, and this is a more established relationship, he will constantly be leaving some form of vicious mark for the sake of his own bloodlust more often than not. tracing a knife over your skin, sucking hickeys under your ear so it’s extremely hard to hide, etc. ...

    also very into explaining what he did to his latest target while going down. Going into detail of a murder and what preparations he’s given it while letting out the excitement through sex is something of a symphony to this man.

    #patrick bateman#slasher headcanons#headcanons#notsfw#✏️#💼 #thought i was done talking about patrick weren't you.... #me holding this man on a leash: he don't bite #i love giving him weird arbitrary lines he doesn't cross. he can excuse adultery but will rip your throat out if you tip poorly
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  • jackrabbitartx
    13.01.2022 - 3 days ago

    Lino Print

    #me op#traditional#american psycho#patrick bateman #i fucked up d blakc layer bc i was litrally rushing out of collage doing it but uts ok :) #print
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