#philza Tumblr posts

  • dreamsmpsideblogging
    30.07.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    so a friend just told me that Philza made the fact that he can't read (so he isn't reading the will) canon

    are you telling me Philza Minecraft WHO WAS DIGGING THROUGH ANCIENT SCRIPTURES TRYING TO REVIVE WILBUR MAY I REMIND YOU ALL cannot read

    no FUCKING wonder they failed LMAOOOO

    #even if its 'canon (/j)' I'm running with it #this is too funny #Philza looking at a book: well there's a drawing of a totem here... yea that makes sense #zablr#Philza#dream smp
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  • lithanecrane
    30.07.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    phils so confused about the ballpit lore and its so fuckin funny

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  • mellohi-life
    30.07.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    phil canonically can’t read!

    #philza #my streamer...
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  • feralfens
    30.07.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    @dykeza your little chirp chirp just made himself canonically unable to read how does this make you feel

    #JIM GET THE CAMERA #JIM WHERES THE CLIP #mcyt#dream smp#philza
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  • machinarose
    30.07.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    c!philza cant read this is so great

    #c!philza is a great character he just cant fucking read what a mood
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  • tommyinnit-updates
    30.07.2021 - 22 minutes ago

    Tommy uploaded a Tiktok!

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  • azyllian
    30.07.2021 - 26 minutes ago

    phil is dad but just because he drinks energy out of a glass and thats a das thing if ive ever seen one

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  • wolfmage553
    30.07.2021 - 28 minutes ago

    I don't think locking Technoblade in prison with Dream is the end of Quackity's plan, I think there's more to it.

    Quackity is smart enough to know that trying to physically hurt Technoblade isn't going to work so he decides on a different approach.

    Making Philiza have temporary resurrective immortality so that he can force Technoblade to watch his best friend die over and over again, unable to save him from the cycle of death and resurrection until finally killing Philiza off for good.

    Is this plan justified? No.

    Does Philiza deserve this? No.

    Does it seem like something Quackity would do and does it make narrative sense? Yes.

    There is a dark wind brewing with Technoblade's name on it, and being locked in prison is just the start.

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  • my-mayckenoragami
    30.07.2021 - 29 minutes ago

    Dadza fanart!

    I've been watching a lot of Phil's videos lately, and I ended up wanting to draw him. (this is C!Philza from Dream smp)

    -the character doesn't belong to me.

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  • bottle-capptain
    30.07.2021 - 35 minutes ago

    “Ranboo, I feel like life dealt us the same cards”

    I fear c!Wilbur but I also adore him. He’s just NEAT.

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  • tommyinnit-updates
    30.07.2021 - 39 minutes ago

    Tommy was on the SMP

    [ID: A screenshot of a Minecraft gamechat, the background is obsidan. The chat says: Ranboo joined the game TommyInnit joined the game o/ DONT FUCKIN TALK TO ME OLD MAN! fuck off child you arent allowed knives bye bye wife man say hi to your wife in hell> End ID ]

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  • bitchass-blaze
    30.07.2021 - 39 minutes ago

    PHIL HAD TO SIGNA FUCKING WAVER OT SAY HE WAS LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR BENCH TRIOS WELLBEING AND THEN TUBBO TRIED TO DO A BACKFLIP LMFAOOOO

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  • somescaredkingcloud
    30.07.2021 - 47 minutes ago

    YOU WANT SHAPEFISTER SALLY? ALRIGHT

    Fundy’s mother was a shapefister, his favorite form a salmon who talks. She made many pranks. Wilbur fall in love with her as a salmon, and never questioned it.

    #Wilbur soot#fundy #sally the salmon #philza knew that she was a shapeshifter but his son did not #hes still in shock when wilbur mentions sally as a salmon #hes too scared that he doesnt actually knew that #when he saw ghostbur with the sheep #calling him his partner #phil tried to see if the sheep was also a shapefister #and no#it wasnt #from that day he stopped trying to talk to ghostbur like the ghost was his son #nope he disowned him #but ghostbur never remembered that #he only knew that his family was phil and the refrigerator and his little champion and his brother figure slash almost son #and something about a box #so yeah thats the headcanon
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  • considermygenderminecrafted
    30.07.2021 - 47 minutes ago
    #Philza#dreamsmp#dream smp#I have #SO many more thoughts about How phil processes things #Like man #I could ramble about this for hours #specifically about likw.. how whether or not something was right doesn't change how he grieves. #GOD #I care he sor much #sorry for the uneditted rambles
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  • boringa55binch
    30.07.2021 - 49 minutes ago

    phil just. has wilbur’s drawings literally right there. and he printed out the shopping list for mcc that techno made.

    okay, phil. i see you.

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  • antimony-medusa
    30.07.2021 - 59 minutes ago

    PHIL NEARLY GOT HIS BLACK BELT?

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  • wolfmage553
    30.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    A lot of people don't like C!Philiza for the reason that he doesn't seem to realize how much pain he's caused people via his actions on Doomsday.

    I'm proposing a story arc for him that could potentially rectify that.

    Philiza starts having a very bad day with animals (Steve and Technoblade's foxes doesn't want to be anywhere near him and the wolf army try to attack him on sight) Philiza is confused so he thinks he should ask Niki for help but decides to go to the L'manburg ruins first.

    As soon as he steps in L'manburg, he is bombarded by the voices and ghosts of all the animals killed in L'manburg on Doomsday.

    Suddenly, the voices and ghosts fade as a female voice speaks from behind Philiza

    "The blood of innocent animals stains your hands red, fallen angel of death."

    Philiza turns around and sees the goddess of nature. The tone in her voice suggests that she has a look of visceral hatred towards Philiza as she explains that she witnessed the deaths of each animal on Doomsday and is utterly furious at Philiza. Philiza asks why she isn't mad at Technoblade or Dream and she explains that she is still mad at Dream but his punishment has already been served (being locked in prison) and Technoblade (in her eyes) is trying to make amends for all the animals he killed by adopting the foxes and Steve.

    Philiza hasn't either faced consequences or tried to make amends for the animals he killed so she has decided to punish him by making the ghosts of those he killed haunt him and make living animals either hate or fear him.

    Then she clarifies that she's also effecting hybrids as well, which means Glatt is haunting him as well as the ghosts. Plus, it's hard for Philiza to make amends with Fundy when he's got the instinctual urge to either attack him on sight or run as far away from him as possible.

    Philiza asks what he can do to end the punishment and she just leaves him with the statement "Make amends for the blood on your hands." Before she disappears.

    I think this story arc has Philiza face a consequence for his actions on Doomsday without losing anything he currently has permanently, which would be the perfect compromise between C!Philiza fans and C!Philiza detractors.

    #dsmp philza #dsmp story idea #dsmp glatt
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  • simplepotatofarmer
    30.07.2021 - 1 hour ago

    listening to phil talk about how he built or contributed to so many of the builds in new l'manberg and i think about how firm he must have been in his decision to help with doomsday, to tear down something he helped build and i love him for it.

    #loyal talks about stuff and things #philza#dream smp
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